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Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Wizard of Oz Jokes! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
We are updating our Wizard of Oz Jokes… We want to make them Wicked good!
Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time… No one could hold a candle to him. (Movie Jokes)
What did the Munchkins say as Dorothy left Munchkinland?… “Drop in again sometime!”
Did Judy Garland do a good job as an actress in the Wizard of Oz?… Yes, she brought the house down. (Movie Jokes)
What did the Scarecrow say when the Wicked Witch knocked the stuffing out of him?… “That’s the last straw!”
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Rain Jokes / World Geography Jokes / Dog Jokes)
What is the Tin Man’s favorite album?… The Blizzard of Ozz by Ozzy Osbourne. The Tin Man loves Heavy Metal.
Why was the Tin Man hard to get along with?… Because he was heartless and he had an ax to grind.
I met a munchkin who told me he was a baker… He made the best shortbread in Oz!
DOROTHY: And you, Scarecrow, well I’ll miss you most of all. (Tin Man turns to Lion) TIN MAN: What about us?
Massachusetts Movie review of Wicked… Wicked Pissah! (Massachusetts Jokes)
Have you heard about the new restaurant in Oz?… It’s called “The Flying Monkey” and their wings are wicked!
Who is Dorothy’s favorite band?… Toto. (365 Music Jokes)
Oz: Tin Man, you get a heart. Tinman: Thanks! Oz: Lion, you get courage. Lion: Thanks. Oz: Scarecrow, a brain. Scarecrow: Thanks! Oz: And Dorothy get to go home…I think that’s everyone. Toto: What about me? Oz: What do you want? Toto: Hmmm…bless the rains in Africa? (365 Music Jokes)
My job is selling houses in places like Narnia, Middle-Earth, Neverland, Oz and Wonderland… I’m a Not Real Estate Agent. (Labor Day Jokes)
The Tin Man’s favorite type of music?… Heavy metal, of course! (365 Music Jokes)
What is the scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries. (Strawberry Jokes)
Who made Dorothy fall asleep in the poppy field?… The Wicked Witch of the Rest. (Napping Jokes)
Dorothy, years after Oz, recounting her adventures to her grandchildren smiles warmly “When I was your age, I murdered a woman and stole her shoes.”
Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress… As they lack a heart, mind, and courage. (Election Jokes)
What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Italy?… “There’s no place like Rome! There’s no place like Rome!” (World Geography Jokes)
What does a barber use in Oz?… The Scissors of Oz. (Barber Jokes)
What is Dorthy’s favorite song?… Tin Man by America. (365 Music Jokes)
Who visits the Munchkins on Christmas?… The Wizard of Claus.
How did the Munchkins communicate?… In Yellow Brick Code.
What relative did Dorothy meet at the Emerald City?… Auntie Gem.
After a night of camping the Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.” (Kansas Jokes & Camping Jokes & Tent Jokes)
How did the Lollipop Guild travel in Munchkinland?… Down the Yellow Lick Road. (Candy Jokes)
Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?… She had three men giving her directions.
Where does Dorothy from OZ weigh a pie?… Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie! (Pie Jokes)
What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Alaska?… “There’s no place like Nome! There’s no place like Nome!”
Who was called after Dorothy smashed the Wicked Witch of the East?… A witch doctor.
What’s the difference between Christopher Columbus and the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?… One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind. (Columbus Day Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
What do you get when you melt the Wizard of Oz?… The wizard of fl.oz.
Who cut down all the trees in Munchkinland?… The Wizard of Saws.
What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, i’m mole-ting.” (Mole Day Jokes)
Why does the Tin Man never play hide and seek with the Scarecrow?… He’s too easy to spot in the field!
Why did Dorothy scream?… Because the Tin Man stepped on her toto.
What did the Munchkins sing after the Wicked Witch of the East stole their food and ate it?… “Ding, Dong, the Witch is fed…”
If the Wicked Witch went to the beach… would she just be called the Sand Witch?
Where did Dorothy slip and fall down?… On the Yellow Slick Road.
What did the Munchkins become when a house landed on them?… Crunchkins. (Donut Jokes)
I saw a magician who could make anything weigh exactly 28.3 grams… His stage name is “The Wizard of Oz.”
Only an American could have written The Wizard of Oz… Anywhere else, he’d be The Wizard of 28g.
Who did Dorothy visit when she cut herself badly?… The Wizard of Gauze.
The Wizard of Oz Movie Review: Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
Which of Dorothy’s friends had to have his mouth washed out with soap?… The Swearcrow of Oz.
What did Dorothy cut herself with?… The Scissors of Oz.
What happened when a tornado sucked up Toto and the Cowardly Lion?… It rained cats and dogs.
Did Judy Garland ever figure out how much a pie weighs?… Apparently, somewhere over the rainbow you can weigh a pie. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
Why did Dorothy and her friends hate the Tin Man in the morning?… Because he liked to get up oily.
Policeman: Name please? Man: The Wizard of Oz Policeman: Your FULL name Man: (quietly) The Wizard of Ounces.
What kind of trees grow in the Emerald City?… Evergreens.
Why would the Wicked Witch of the East have made a good pet?… Because she was housebroken.
Who did Dorothy run into when winter came?… The Blizzard of Oz.
How do old people get around in Oz?… They use Munch-canes.
What did the Tin Man say after he fell into a fire?… “I’m molten! molten!”
What part of Kansas did Toto come from?… To-topeka.
Who lives in the Emerald City part of the time and in space the rest of the time?… Oztronauts.
How did Dorothy’s dog travel through Oz?… Incogni-toto.
What kid in the Emerald City got the best grades in school?… The Wizard of A’s.
Where did Dorothy travel when she wanted to make friends?… Down the Hello Brick Road.
Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for President… As they lack a heart, mind, and courage. (Election Jokes)
Who made the yellow slick road slippery?… The Wizard of Ooze.
What insect did Dorothy see in the tornado?… A housefly.
Who gave the Wizard of Oz warts?… The Yellow Brick Toad.
Who made the Blizzard of Oz go away?… The Wizard of Thaws.
Who did Dorothy meet in the desert?…. The Lizard of Oz.
Did the tornado excite Dorothy?… Yeah, she got carried away.
What did Dorothy wear when she was tired?…. Ruby Sleepers.
Who did the Cowardly Lion visit when he got a thorn in his foot?… The Wizard of Paws.
Massachusetts Movie review of the Wizard of Oz… Wicked Pissah! (Massachusetts Jokes)
Who kept making Dorothy scratch herself?… The Wicked Itch of the West.
Who kept telling the Wizard everything Dorothy did wrong?… The Wicked Snitch of the West.
Where do you go to weigh a pie?… Somewhere, over the rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
What did the Wicked Witch of the East eat ice cream in?… Munch-cones.
What did Dorothy sing after she slipped?… “Somewhere over the sprained toe!”
Why did the Munchkins burn down Dorthy’s house?… Because they wanted to give her a housewarming.
Where was the Tinman born?… In Tin-buktu.
What did the Tin Man say when he chopped down a tree?… “Tin—Ber!”
What did Dorothy say when she walked into the circus tent?… “Lions and Tigers and Chairs, oh my!”
What place in Oz has the most plants?… The Emerald City. It’s full of greenhouses.
DOROTHY: And you, Scarecrow, well I’ll miss you most of all. (Lion turns to the Tin Man) LION: What?
Why did the Wizard of Oz start a gardening business?… To grow his emerald greenery!
What has wings but can’t fly, sticks it’s head in the sand, and takes Munchkins for rides?… Oztriches.
What did the Munchkins sing after the good witch turned the Wicked Witch of the West into a dinner roll?… “Ding, Dong, the Witch is bread…”
Who did the Scarecrow visit when the wicked witch knocked the stuffing out of him?… The Wizard of Straws.
When the Tin Man goes to the beach, he never swims… He just oils up and tans!
Who was the kindest of Dorothy’s friends?… The Carecrow of Oz.
Why would the Wicked Witch of the East have made a good pet?… Because she was housebroken.
Who kept throwing garbage at Dorothy and her friends?… The Wicked Witch of the Waste.
What should you hold over your head if you want Dorothy to kiss you?… Mistle-Toto.
What do you have when you have 16 copies of the Wizard of Oz?… The Wizard of Lb.
Who did Toto want to chase while he was in Oz?… The Emerald Kitty.
What’s the best kind of house to hit a witch with?… A clubhouse.
How did the tornado damage Dorothy’s home?… It blew it up.
Who saved Dorothy from getting lost in the blizzard?… Ozkimos.
What did Dorothy wear when she was thirsty?… Ruby Sippers.
What did Dorothy ride on during the blizzard?… Toto-boggans.
When the Tin Man goes to the beach, he never swims… He just oils up and tans!
What did the Munchkins eat for dessert?… The Jello Brick Road.
Was Dorothy a good actress?… Yes, she brought the house down.
What brought the Lullaby League to Munchkinland?… A snore-nado.
What part of Dorothy’s house spun round and round during the tornado?… the house-top.
What did the Munchkins sing when the Wicked Witch of the East fell into her food processor?… “Ding, Dong, the Witch is shred…”
Which of Dorothy’s friends looked like a box?… The Squarecrow of Oz.
Who was the Squarecrow’s best friend?… The Cowardly Line.
What did the eyewitnesses say when they saw Dorothy get in an automobile accident?…. “Come out, come out, wherever you are, and meet the young lady who fell from a car.”
Who always told Dorothy the wrong time?… The Wicked Watch of the West.
What did Dorothy say when she walked into a dark fruit orchard?… “Lions and Tigers and Pears, oh my!
What would Dorothy’s dog wear if they went to Rome?… A Totoga.
Who kept trying to make Dorothy trip and fall?… The Wicked Ditch of the West.
“WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?” Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:” I’ve come for some courage.” “NO PROBLEM!” says the Wizard. “WHO IS NEXT?” Ronald Reagan steps forward, “Well………, I…….I think I need a brain.” “DONE” says the Wizard. “WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?” Up stepped George Bush sadly, “I’m told by the American people that I need a heart.” “I’VE HEARD IT’S TRUE!” says the Wizard. “CONSIDER IT DONE.” There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn’t say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “WHAT DO YOU WANT?” “Is Dorothy here?” (Presidents Jokes)
What’s the yellow brick road paved with?… Ozphalt.
I’m working on a “rock opera” adaptation of The Wizard of Oz that would employ the songs and sounds of the best British artists, including the Rolling Stones, Jessie Ware, Mumford & Sons, the Verve, David Bowie, and Radiohead… It’s called “Mum-Ware Stone-Verve the Rade-Bow.”
Where did the Oztronauts land their rockets?…. On Ozteroids.
Who followed Dorothy around, waiting for her to die?… The Buzzard of Oz.
Which of Dorothy’s friends had spent a lot of time out in the sun?… The Tan Woodsman of Oz.
What grows best in the greenhouses?… Green vegetables.
What’s the Tin Man’s head filled with?… Gela-tin.
Who were the first residents of Oz?… The Oztecs.
What hopped along beside Dorothy as she traveled through Oz?… Totoads.
What did the Munchkins tell Dorothy to do if she got hungry?… “Swallow the Yellow Brick Road.”
Who in Oz makes friends with lions but kills bulls?… Matadorothy.
Who follows Matadorothy around?… A To-toreador.
What cleaned all the garbage out of Kansas?… A janitor-nado.
What is the To-toreador?… He’s a bulldog.
What would you get if you smashed Toto?… A totortilla.
What did Dorothy have on her arm?… A Toto tattoo.
I saw a magician who could make anything weigh exactly 28.3 grams. His stage name is “The Wizard of Oz.”
What did Dorothy’s dog sit on when he got tired?… Totoadstools.
What’s the best way to blow up Toto?… With a Totorpedo.
I tried to catch a bubble from Glinda’s wand, but I popped it… guess that’s burst my bubble!
What did Dorothy’s dog wear when he went dancing?… A Toto tutu.
What did Dorothy wear when she fed the pigs?… Ruby Sloppers.
What did Dorothy take when she had a headache?… Ozpirin.
What did Toto become when the Indians found him?… A Tototem pole.
Where did Dorothy go when she was in a hurry?… Down the Yellow Quick Road.
The Tin Man’s favorite exercise?… Circuit training!
What did the Tin Man say to the magnet?… “I’m attracted to you, but my heart isn’t in it!”
If Dorothy were to start a tech company in Oz… would she call it Emerald Apple?
What did the wicked witch of the west put on their sandwiches?… Toto-matoes.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West eat for breakfast?… Totoast.
What did the Wicked Witch make Dorothy eat while she was in Oz?… Ozparagus.
What did the Wicked Witch of the East keep her food in?… Munch-cans.
What did the Wicked Witch of the East eat at noon?… Lunchkins.
Did you know the Scarecrow is an author?… He’s outstanding in his field!
Did you know the Scarecrow is a musician?… He’s outstanding in his field!
Did you know the Scarecrow is a scientist?… He’s outstanding in his field!
And what did she drink?… Punchkins.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?… He was a no-brainer!

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