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- After a night of camping the Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.” (Kansas Jokes & Camping Jokes)
- What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, i’m mole-ting.” (Mole Day Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Christopher Columbus and the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?… One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind. (Columbus Day Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries.
- Where does Dorothy from OZ weigh a pie?… Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie! (Pie Jokes)
- Did Judy Garland ever figure out how much a pie weighs? …Apparently, somewhere over the rainbow you can weigh a pie. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- Where do you go to weigh a pie?… Somewhere, over the rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)