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  1. Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
  2. After twelve years of carrying books to school, you’re well prepared for a career in backpacking. (Graduation Jokes)
  3. Two hikers making their way through bear country come around a corner to spot their worst fear: a grizzly. Without pausing a fraction of a second, one of the hikers takes off running, prompting the bear to charge. Forced into action, the second hiker turns and sprints after the first. “What were you thinking?” he shouts. “You’re not supposed to run in a situation like this. You can’t outrun a bear!” “I don’t have to outrun the bear,” his friend shouts back over his shoulder. “I just have to outrun you.” (Track and Field Jokes for Kids)
  4. Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods?… It’s okay. He woke up. (Napping Jokes)
  5. The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling. (Music Jokes& Camping Jokes)
  6. Why did the fish blush?… Because it saw the lake’s bottom.
  7. If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  8. How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it! (Napping Jokes)
  9. The famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his best friend and partner Dr. Watson decide to take a break from their latest crime-solving efforts and go camping. After setting up camp and settling down into their sleeping bags, they drift off to sleep. Sometime later, Sherlock asks: “Watson, are you awake?” “Yes,” he says. “Look up at the stars and tell me: What can you deduce from them?” Sherlock asks. Watson thinks for some time before responding: “While someone may be able to number them, the stars are, for all intents and purposes, countless. Given the sheer number of them, it is reasonable to assume that some are suns circled by planets, some of which may be very like our own. There is a chance, however small, that there is life on at least one of those, meaning that we are not alone in the universe.” Holmes sighs: “Watson, you dolt. Someone’s taken our tent!”
  10. All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Earth Day Jokes)
  11. What’s another name for a sleeping bag?… A nap sack. (Napping Jokes)
  12. Teacher: “If I gave you 2 tents and another 2 tents and another 2, how many would you have?” Student:“Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?” Student:“Seven.” Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?” Student:“Six.” Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?” Student:“Seven!” Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!” Student: “Because I’ve already own a tent!” (Teacher Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  13. A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I’d like a water ……………. and some of those peanuts.” The server says says, “Sure, but why the big paws?” (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
  14. Why did the robot go on camping?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  15. How do trees access the internet?… They log in. (Tree Jokes for Kids)
  16. Why don’t mummies go on camping?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  17. Why do trees have so many friends?… They branch out. (Tree Jokes for Kids)
  18. What did the beaver say to the tree?… “It’s been nice gnawing you!” (Tree Jokes for Kids)
  19. What is a tree’s favorite drink?… Root beer. (Tree Jokes for Kids)
  20. Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?… Because they just finished a 31 day March! (Spring Jokes for Kids & Hiking Jokes for Kids)
  21. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience camping during the summer. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
  22. What did the pine trees wear to the lake?… Swimming trunks! (Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  23. What do you call a camper without a nose or a body?… Nobodynose. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  24. The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
  25. If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark. (Dog Jokes for KidsTree Jokes for Kids)
  26. Teacher: Where did your sister go camping? Student: Alaska.  Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Alaska Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  27. Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on the camping trip, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Mailman Jokes for Kids)
  28. Where did the sheep go to camping?… The Baa-hamas! (Alaska Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  29. What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (Bird Jokes for Kids)
  30. At camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  31. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his camping trip?… Because he already had a trunk! (Funny Animal Jokes)
  32. Where do goldfish go camping?… Around the globe! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  33. Why are hiking shops so diverse?… Because they employ people from all walks of life. (Hiking Jokes)
  34. What do cows wear camping in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  35. Where do cows go camping?… Moo York. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  36. Where do eggs go camping?… New Yolk City! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes for Kids)
  37. First dog: Where do fleas go camping? Second dog: Search me! (Funny Animal Jokes)
  38. A dog goes into a camping store and buys a tent. The cashier says, “You don’t see a dog in here buying a tent very often.” The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.” (Dog jokes for Kids)
  39. Where did Tarzan go camping?… Hollywood and Vine.
  40. Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse going camping. (Funny Animal Jokes)
  41. Where do ants go camping?… Frants (Geography Jokes for Kids))
  42. Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A-Z)
  43. What’s the best day to go to the camping at the beach?… SUN day!
  44. How do you avoid getting swallowed by a river while kayaking?…Stay away from the river mouth. (Biology Jokes & Canoe Jokes)
  45. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes)
  46. Can a frog jump higher than an average tent?… Of course, an average tent can’t jump! (Frog Jokes)
  47. What did the bread do when it went camping?… It loafed around.
  48. What is the color of the wind?… Blew. (Color Jokes)
  49. What did one avalanche survivor say to the other avalanche survivor?… Dude, that all that snow was in tents! (Snow Day Jokes)
  50. Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping in autumn?… Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
  51. A Summer book never written: “Camping is So Inexpensive” by Seymour Foreles.
  52. Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping?… MadaNASCAR! (Top NASCAR Jokes)
  53. Did you hear about the camper who broke his left leg and left arm?… He’s all right now.
  54. Why is a river rich?… Because it has two banks.
  55. What do bears call campers in sleeping bags?… Soft Tacos. (Taco Jokes)
  56. A dad coming back to his campsite for sunscreen while the rest of his family plays at the lake notices a van pulling up into a neighboring empty site. As soon as the engine dies, the doors fly open and four children of varying ages burst out and fly into a frenzy of activity. Their parents follow quickly behind them, with the mom and dad unloading gear as the kids rake the area, set up the tent, and arrange the fire pit. Amazed at their efficiency, the dad with the sunscreen walks over and watches for a moment more before commenting to his fellow father, “I’ve never seen a family work so well together—or so fast.” “Yeah,” the other dad says while unrolling a sleeping bag. “We live a few hours away, and our policy is that nobody gets to go to the bathroom after the drive until the camp us set up.”
  57. Two guys are walking through a national park & they come across a bear that has not eaten for days. The bear sees the two men, and starts chasing them. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this bear into a Christian, Lord.” He looks to see if the bear is still chasing and he sees the bear on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the bear. As he comes closer to the bear, he hears the it saying a prayer: “Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.”
  58. After a night of camping the Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.” (Kansas Jokes)
  59. What do clouds do when they become rich?… They make it rain!
  60. If you have 5 tents in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Big hands. (Biology Jokes)
  61. What do you call a bear with no teeth?… A gummy bear.
  62. How do you catch a squirrel?… Climb a tree and act like a nut.
  63. How many hikers does it take to hike Mount Everest?… 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, “man, I could do that!” (Hiking Jokes)
  64. One time an adventurer paddling on a northern river got cold and lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too. (Canoe Jokes)
  65. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?… Swimming trunks.
  66. Why can’t you see a Wolf hiding in a tree?… Because he’s really good at it.
  67. What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would squash you?… A pool table.
  68. Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a bow. “I hope he’s not going to get at us,” said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, “Let us spray.”
  69. A child goes to his father and asks, “Father, how do parents think of names for their children?” The father answers, “Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Bear Poop?”
  70. One boy scout was on one side of the river and there was another boy scout on the other side of the river.One boy scout yells to the other boy scout, “How do you get to the other side?” and the other boy scout yells back, “You are on the other side!”
  71. A young camper is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks him, “What are you doing in there?” He says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The camper says, “I tried that, but I got too dizzy.”
  72. 1st Hunter: “Why do bears wear red nail polish?” 2nd Hunter: “I don’t know, why?” 1st Hunter: “To hide in oak trees.”2nd Hunter: “But I’ve never seen a bear in an oak tree.” 1st Hunter: “See, it works.”
  73. A husband and wife were driving through the mountains. As they approached their campsite, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They continued to argue back and forth as they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.” (Fast Food Jokes)
  74. Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, “You’re crazy! You’ll never be able to out run that bear!” “I don’t have to,” the first lawyer replied. “I only have to outrun you.”
  75. While eating next to a fire on their annual camping trip, a kid looks at his dad and says “Dad, how do you prepare the fish we’re eating?” The Dad replies, “Nothing special. I just say ‘Sorry but I gotta eat.’”
  76. Three campers were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, “Look, it’s deer tracks.” The second one said, “No, it’s wolf tracks.” and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.
  77. How do you make a one armed man fall out of a tree?… Wave.
  78. What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (Bird Jokes for Kids)