Top 50 Camping Jokes

by | Jul 15, 2022 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best camping jokes.
  2. Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
  3. I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day… but I couldn’t find any.
  4. What does a hot dog go camping in?… A Wiener-Bago! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  5. I slept like a log last night… I woke up on the campfire… (Tree Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  6. All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Earth Day Jokes)
  7. Camper #1 was on one side of the river. Camper #2 was on the other side of the river. Camper #1 yells to Camper #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Camper #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!” (Summer Camp Jokes)
  8. If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands. (Napping Jokes & Camping Jokes)
  9. How do campfires access the internet at summer camp?… They log in. (Tree Jokes& Camping Jokes)
  10. “You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…because it’s past tents.” (Grammar Jokes)
  11. What do math teachers use to light a campfire when school’s out?… Arithma-sticks. (Math Jokes for Kids & Camping Jokes)
  12. Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods?… It’s okay. He woke up. (Napping Jokes)
  13. Where do goldfish go camping?… Around the globe! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  14. A dog goes into a camping store and buys a tent. The cashier says, “You don’t see a dog in here buying a tent very often.” The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.” (Dog jokes for Kids)
  15. Where do cows go camping?… Moo York. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  16. First dog: Where do fleas go camping? Second dog: Search me! (Funny Animal Jokes)
  17. Where do eggs go camping?… New Yolk! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes for Kids)
  18. Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?… Because they just finished a 31 day March! (Spring Jokes for Kids & Hiking Jokes for Kids)
  19. The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling. (Music Jokes & Camping Jokes)
  20. A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I’d like a water ……………………………. and some of those peanuts.” The server says says, “Sure, but why the big paws?” (Hunting Jokes for Kids & Grammar Jokes)
  21. Two hikers making their way through bear country come around a corner to spot their worst fear: a grizzly. Without pausing a fraction of a second, one of the hikers takes off running, prompting the bear to charge. Forced into action, the second hiker turns and sprints after the first. “What were you thinking?” he shouts. “You’re not supposed to run in a situation like this. You can’t outrun a bear!” “I don’t have to outrun the bear,” his friend shouts back over his shoulder. “I just have to outrun you.” (Track and Field Jokes for Kids / Hiking Jokes / Bear Jokes)
  22. If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while… They’re normally around 90 degrees. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  23. How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it! (Napping Jokes)
  24. An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter. Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too… (Kayak Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  25. What’s another name for a sleeping bag?… A nap sack. (Napping Jokes)
  26. Three campers were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, “Look, it’s deer tracks.” The second one said, “No, it’s wolf tracks.” and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.
  27. Why did the camp ranger quit his job?… Because it was always in tents!
  28. A dad coming back to his campsite for sunscreen while the rest of his family plays at the lake notices a van pulling up into a neighboring empty site. As soon as the engine dies, the doors fly open and four children of varying ages burst out and fly into a frenzy of activity. Their parents follow quickly behind them, with the mom and dad unloading gear as the kids rake the area, set up the tent, and arrange the fire pit. Amazed at their efficiency, the dad with the sunscreen walks over and watches for a moment more before commenting to his fellow father, “I’ve never seen a family work so well together—or so fast.” “Yeah,” the other dad says while unrolling a sleeping bag. “We live a few hours away, and our policy is that nobody gets to go to the bathroom after the drive until the camp us set up.”
  29. It only costs $5 to get into our local aquarium, as long as you’re camping, or dressed as a dolphin, So, to all in tents and porpoises, it’s free! (Dolphin Jokes)
  30. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience camping during the summer. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
  31. After a night of camping the Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.” (Kansas Jokes)
  32. Where did the sheep go to camping?… The Baa-hamas! (Alaska Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  33. I wasn’t sure sbout camping… but a guy roped me into It.
  34. What do you call a camper without a nose or a body?… Nobodynose. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  35. What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (Bird Jokes for Kids)
  36. How do you avoid getting swallowed by a river while canoeing?…Stay away from the river mouth. (Canoe Jokes)
  37. While sitting around a campfire, a boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
  38. Teacher: Where did your sister go camping? Student: Alaska.  Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Alaska Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  39. Why did the fish blush?… Because it saw the lake’s bottom. (Fish Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  40. The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
  41. A Summer book never written: “Camping is So Inexpensive” by Seymour Foreles. (Book Jokes)
  42. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about camping?
  43. After twelve years of carrying books to school, you’re well prepared for a career in backpacking. (Graduation Jokes)
  44. Did you hear about the camper who broke his left leg and left arm?… He’s all right now.
  45. I went on a camping trip with my wife, kids, and mother-in-law. At night, my wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to me, she insisted on trying to find her mother. I picked up my rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, we came upon a chilling sight, the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large bear stood facing her. My wife cried, “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” I said. “The bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”
  46. What did the bread do when it went camping?… It loafed around.
  47. What do cows wear camping in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  48. Which letter is the coolest when you are camping?… Iced t. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A-Z)
  49. A 12-year-old boy goes camping for the first time in the woods with his father. After they have set up camp he asks his dad where he can go to the toilet. “That’s the beauty of camping in the woods,” the father replies, “You can go to the toilet wherever you want.” After five minutes or so, the young lad wanders back to the campfire. “So, where did you go to the toilet then, son?” The father asks. “In your tent,” the boy replies.
  50. What is the color of the wind?… Blew. (Color Jokes)