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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hiking jokes.
  2. What do football centers wear on their feet?… Hiking shoes. (Football Jokes)
  3. Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?… The coach told him to take a hike! (Football Jokes)
  4. I just made a playlist for hiking in California. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (California Jokes / Music Jokes / Hiking Jokes / Peanut Jokes)
  5. Why can’t Mt. Hood and Mt. Bachelor play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Oregon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  6. How come the Ghostbusters never made it very far in Oregon Trail?… They refused to cross streams. (Oregon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  7. Why wasn’t drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?… It was important not to fall off the wagon. (Oregon Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  8. Two guys are walking through a national park & they come across a bear that has not eaten for days. The bear sees the two men, and starts chasing them. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this bear into a Christian, Lord.” He looks to see if the bear is still chasing and he sees the bear on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the bear. As he comes closer to the bear, he hears the it saying a prayer: “Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.” (Bear Jokes)
  9. Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  10. What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered. (Hiking Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  11. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps. (Winter Jokes for Kids)
  12. Where does a burger go on hiking?… The Swiss (cheese) Alps! (World Geography Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  13. Montana… where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Montana Jokes)
  14. How do fleas travel from place to place?… By itch-hiking! (Dog Jokes)
  15. After twelve years of carrying books to school, you’re well prepared for a career in backpacking. (Graduation Jokes)
  16. Why can’t the Grinch get down from the mountain?… You can only get down from a goose.
  17. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps. (Winter Jokes)
  18. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Mole Day Jokes)
  19. How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the mountains at summer camp?… Breath Taking! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about hiking? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hiking knock-knock joke?
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hiking knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  23. Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds! (Grinch Jokes)
  24. If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do?…Stop for lunch.
  25. Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?… Because they just finished a 31 day March! (Spring Jokes for Kids & Camping Jokes for Kids)
  26. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60….. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is. (Walking Jokes for Kids & Hiking Jokes)
  27. How do you start a fire using two pieces of wood?… Make sure one is a matchstick.
  28. Why did you climb onto the roof of the taqueria?… Because the manager said the fish taco was “on the house.” (Taco Jokes)
  29. How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking! (Candy Jokes)
  30. The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling. (Music Jokes& Camping Jokes)
  31. In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.
  32. Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The told him the meal was on the house! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  33. Why can’t the Grinch get down from the mountain?… You can only get down from a goose. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  34. Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The told him the meal was on the house! (Hamburger Jokes)
  35. Did you hear the one about the geologist?… He took his wife for granite so she left him! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  36. How did the geology student drown?… His grades were below C-level
  37. What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?… A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. (Mole Day Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
  38. Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this! Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
  39. How did the egg get up the mountain?… It scrambled up! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
  40. How many hikers does it take to hike Mount Everest?… 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, “man, I could do that!” (Camping Jokes)
  41. What do you do with a dead geologists?… Barium
  42. Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?… Because they get hammered and stoned.
  43. Where do geologists like to relax?… In a rocking chair.
  44. Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?… They know really “dirty” jokes.
  45. Did you know that geologists are athletic?… Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.