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  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  2. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Worm Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
  3. Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf. (Tree Jokes)
  4. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  5. What do you call it when worms take over the world?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
  6. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?… A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
  7. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids / Flower Jokes / Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  8. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  9. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
  10. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
  11. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite spring sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  12. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Mom Jokes / Flower Jokes / Sun Jokes)
  13. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Top 10 Fall Jokes)
  14. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  15. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?” (High School Jokes)
  16. Finally my winter fat is gone… Now I have spring rolls. (Winter Jokes)
  17. A gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here, we wet our plants. (Flower Jokes)
  18. What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes & Prom Jokes)
  19. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  20. Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?… Robin. (Bird Jokes & Batman Jokes)
  21. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Rain Jokes)
  22. Which month can’t make a decision?… MAYbe. (May Jokes)
  23. March Jokes: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  24. June Jokes for Kids: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Hiking Jokes for Kids)
  25. What type of bird should you never take to the bank?… A robin. (Bird Jokes & Police Jokes)
  26. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Bee Jokes for Kids / Flower Jokes/ 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week)
  27. What did the dirt say to the rain?… If this keeps up, my name will be mud. (Rain Jokes)
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… “June know any good Spring knock knock jokes?” (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  29. I had a track accident last spring… Now it has become a running joke. (Track and Field Jokes & Marathon Jokes)
  30. Who only takes from the rich during spring time?… Robin hood.
  31. Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash! (Flower Jokes)
  32. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm. (Worm Jokes)
  33. Why did the bird go to the hospital?… It needed tweetment! (Bird Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  34. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
  35. How excited was the gardener about spring?… So excited he wet his plants. (Flower Jokes)
  36. When is it impossible to plant flowers?… When you haven’t botany. (Flower Jokes)
  37. May Jokes for Kids: What month always asks questions and permission?… May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  38. What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Flower Jokes)
  39. What do you call a well-dressed lion?… A dandy lion! (Lion Jokes & Flower Jokes)  
  40. Why did the farmer bury all his money?…  To make his soil rich! (Farming Jokes)
  41. Who is an herb’s favorite singer?… Elvis Parsley! (Music Jokes)
  42. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?… Two points just like everybody! (Easter Jokes for Kids)
  43. I was walking by the fridge last night and I thought I could hear the spring onions singing a BeeGees song… Turns out it was just the chives talking. (Music Jokes)
  44. How do you know that bees are happy?…  Because they hum while they work. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
  45. Who is the only Irishman that comes out in the Spring?…Patty O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  46. How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?… Add spring water. (Napping Jokes)
  47. It’s spring in New England, so I bought a high quality bug zapper to help deal with all those pests, and I woke up to protests outside my house. #BlackFliesMatter (Maine Jokes)
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… “June know how to tell knock-knock jokes?” (Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  49. What month of the year is the shortest?… May (only 3 letters) (May Jokes)
  50. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  51. What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?… Daffo-dills! (Flower Jokes & Pickle Jokes)
  52. What do you get when you cross a four leaf clover and poison ivy?… A rash of good luck. (Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  53. I’m really allergic to pollen… But I feel this spring will be breathtaking.
  54. Why are trees very forgiving?… Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf.” (Tree Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  55. Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids)
  56. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (April Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
  57. What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  58. What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud! (Flower Jokes)
  59. Just finished my spring cleaning. Sometimes I wish I’d never bought a Slinky.
  60. What does the writer suffer from each spring?… A case of allegories. (Grammar Jokes)
  61. What did the spring say to the airplane?… Boeing!! (Pilot Jokes & Plane Jokes)
  62. How does the sun listen to music?… On its ray-dio! (Music Jokes & Sun Jokes)
  63. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon. (Watermelon Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  64. When I was a kid, we were so poor I had to bathe in the spring. When money was good, I’d bathe in the fall too. (Fall Jokes)
  65. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden. (Flower Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  66. To celebrate the end of winter, my local bed shop is having a spring sale. The rest of the bed is still full price though. (Napping Jokes)
  67. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Easter Jokes for Kids)
  68. Winter can be pretty dreary with all the bare trees, so when spring comes it’s such a re-leaf. (Tree Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  69. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?… She always ran away from the ball. (Baseball Jokes / Disney Jokes / Cinderella Jokes)
  70. April Jokes: Patriots’ Day JokesWhat was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (4th of July Jokes)
  71. How does a bee brush its hair?…  With its honeycomb. (Bee Jokes for Kids & Barber Jokes)
  72. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
  73. Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them. (Frog Jokes)
  74. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily! (Frog Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  75. What do you call two young married spiders?… Newly webs. (Wedding Jokes & Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  76. Why did one bee tease the other bee?… Because he was acting like a bay-bee! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Baby Jokes)
  77. Did you hear about the two bed bugs that are getting married?… They’re having a lovely wedding in the spring. (Wedding Jokes)
  78. TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths… But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers. (Astronomy Jokes & Dinosaur Jokes)
  79. A teacher told her first grade class, “A single dolphin can have two hundred off-spring!”A little girl gasped, “How about the married ones?” (Dolphin Jokes)
  80. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather! (Chicken Jokes / Duck Jokes / Rain Jokes)
  81. Why can’t you trust math teachers in the spring time?… Because they’ll always play matrix on you. (Math Jokes for Kids & May Jokes)
  82. How do rabbits keep their fur neat?… They use a harebrush (hairbrush). (Rabbit Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  83. Why was the bee mad?… You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
  84. Why do potatoes make good detectives?… Because they keep their eyes peeled. (Potato Jokes & Police Jokes)
  85. What do you call a cyborg bee?…  The Pollinator! (Bee Jokes for Kids / Movie Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  86. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes / Monkey Jokes / Rain Jokes)
  87. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Chicken Jokes / Egg Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  88. What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?… Stew.
  89. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny. (Looney Tunes Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
  90. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?… An animal that stinks as it stings. (Skunk Jokes & Bee Jokes)
  91. What did one firefly say to the other firefly when his light went out?… “Give me a push. My battery is dead.” (Summer Jokes)
  92. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?…None. Roosters don’t lay eggs. (Egg Jokes)
  93. Have you read Rusty Bed Springs?… It was written by I.P Nightly. (Book Jokes)
  94. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?… A hot cross bunny. (Rabbit Jokes)
  95. Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?…  Because it’s the season when you can really “rake” in the cash!
  96. What did the tree say to spring?… What a re-leaf. (Tree Jokes)
  97. What is a spring chick after it is five months old?… Six months old. (Chicken Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  98. Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?… Because of Mayweather. (Boxing Jokes & May Jokes / Weather Jokes)
  99. A woman locked her car key in her car, so she asked a passerby for help. The passerby took off his pants, rolled it into a ball and rubbed it on the car door. The car door springs open. Amazed, the woman asked the passerby how did he do it, to which he replied:”It’s simple, these are khaki pants” (Car Jokes)
  100. When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time. (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
  101. What did the seed say to the flower?… OK, Bloomer. (Flower Jokes)
  102. Why do they call it Spring?… Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky. (Weather Jokes)
  103. Spring is finally here… I got so excited I wet my plants. (Flower Jokes)
  104. Why does Manny Pacquiao hate spring?… Because it has May weather in it! (Boxing Jokes & May Jokes)
  105. Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex…It really thins out the congestion. (Car Jokes)
  106. I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year. (Napping Jokes)
  107. What do you call a mushroom who is the life of the party?… A fun-gi. (Mushroom Jokes)
  108. Does February like March?… No, but April May. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  109. Everyone has these on their face. What are they?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  110. When do gorillas fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers. (April Jokes)
  111. Why are maple trees so forgiving?… Every Fall they “Let It Go.” Fall Jokes & (Tree Jokes)
  112. Why are oak trees so forgiving?… Every Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.
  113. What did the tree say to spring?… What a re-leaf.
  114. What emotion does a tree feel every spring?… Relief. (Tree Jokes)