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  1. What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist.
  2. What do you call a store that only sells pretzels, bagels and donuts?… Hole Foods.
  3. Two pretzels were walking down the street, and one was a salted. (Police Jokes)
  4. Do you know why they call it a pretzel?… Because it’s knot bread. (Bread Jokes)
  5. Two pretzels walked through a sketchy alleyway… One was a salted The other was knot. (Police Jokes)
  6. Why did the police suspect the Pretzel?… Because he was twisted.
  7. Where do pretzels go on vacation?… Pretzilvania.
  8. If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?… November thirst. (November Jokes)
  9. Did you hear it’s ‘National Pretzel Day’ in America today?… Just making sure everyone knows it’s knot bread.
  10. What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?… Well, that was an unexpected twist!
  11. Some pretzels are totally weird… They’re knot for eating.
  12. What’s a wrestlers least favorite snack?… A pretzel.
  13. What did the chocolate covered pretzel say to the regular pretzel?… Don’t be salty.
  14. What happens when you get into a fight with a pretzel?… You get tangled up.
  15. Did you know that Pretzels are knot bread?
  16. You don’t like my Pretzel jokes?… I am in-salted.
  17. What happens when two pretzels get married?… They tie the knot.
  18. I call my boss a Pretzel because he’s always bent out of shape.
  19. What secret society loves to eat pretzels?… The Illumi-Knotty.
  20. What did the pretzel say when it was pulled out of the oven?… Gluten-tag!