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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best dentist jokes.
  2. What do you get when you cross a tree with an artificial waterway?… A root canal. (Tree Jokes)
  3. What does the dentist of the year get?… A little plaque!
  4. A group of nagging dentists discovered a new chemical element… It’s called Flossphorus. (Chemistry Jokes)
  5. What do you call a boat filled with dentists?… A tooth ferry. (Sailing Jokes)
  6. I’ve been to the dentist so many times… I know the drill.
  7. What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids / Bear Jokes / Candy Jokes)
  8. My dentist asked me to open up… but I don’t know him well enough to confide in him. (Psychology Jokes)
  9. Why does your tongue hate going to the dentist?… It always leaves feeling depressed. (Psychology Jokes)
  10. What did you do before becoming a dentist?… “I was in the army… I was a drill sergeant.” (Army Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  11. My dentist removed the wrong tooth… It was acci-dental.
  12. Why has a dentist’s job gotten so much easier?… Because all the kids are flossing all the time now! (Labor Day Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  13. What’s the most popular state for dentists to move to when they retire?… Fluorida. (Florida Jokes)
  14. The dentist says my teeth are like a string of pearls… Each one has a hole through it!
  15. Why did the two dentists get married?… Because they were so enameled of each other. (Marriage Jokes)
  16. A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  17. What is the dentist’s favorite day of the week?… Toothsday.
  18. Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth. (Hunting Jokes for Kids & Deer Jokes)
  19. Why did the king go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
  20. What made the Frosty the Snowman go to see a dentist?… He was suffering from frostbite. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  21. Why did the dentist make a poor date for the manicurist?… They fought tooth and nail!
  22. I left my comb at the dentist… Now it’s a fine-toothed comb. (Barber Jokes)
  23. How does a dentist fix a broken tooth?… With toothpaste!
  24. What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.” (Earth Day Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  25. How do insurers classify a dentist’s mistake?… Accidental.
  26. Why couldn’t the dentist’s family find the spot where he was buried?… Because there was no plaque on it. (Cemetery Jokes)
  27. Why did the Storm Trooper want his teeth whitened?… To get rid of the dark side. (Star Wars Jokes)
  28. Why did the dentist and her boyfriend break up?… They fought tooth and nail.
  29. What did the dentist shout in the courtroom?… You can’t handle the tooth! (Lawyer Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  30. What is the number one reason patients don’t show up for root canals?… They lose their nerve.
  31. My dentist said I should try flossing more… I’ve started taking dance lessons now. (Dance Jokes)
  32. Dentists practice the trade by going through many drills. (Labor Day Jokes)
  33. The lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer. (Lawyer Jokes)
  34. How did the dental hygienist land a job?… By word of mouth. (Labor Day Jokes)
  35. My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?”… I told him I drink it. (Coffee Jokes)
  36. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?… Fill me in when you get back.
  37. Word-of-mouth was how I got my job at the dentist’s office. (Labor Day Jokes)
  38. If a kid has 25 candy bars and they eat 10 of them, what does he have?.. Cavities. (Candy Jokes)
  39. What did the dentist say to the golfer?… “You have a hole in one.” (Golf Jokes)
  40. What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth?… Tooth pics.
  41. What are the six most dreaded words in the world?… The dentist will see you now.
  42. What is it called when an astronaut gets a cavity?… A black hole. (Astronomy Jokes & Astronaut Jokes)
  43. He said to put my money where my mouth is… so I got gold fillings.
  44. What’s one word you never want to hear from your dentist?… Oops.
  45. Why do teeth move?… Shift happens.
  46. What’s a drill team?… A group of dentists who work together. (Labor Day Jokes)
  47. Why does the dental staff go to the dentist with their problems?… Because she gets right to the root of things. (Psychology Jokes)
  48. What did one tooth say to the other?… Get your cap on; the dentist is taking us out tonight.
  49. My wife who was a dentist passed away… I’ve loved and I’ve flossed. (Marriage Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  50. When I went to the dentist, he put all caps on my teeth… Now I can’t stop shouting.
  51. Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?… The tooth fairy. (Hockey Jokes)
  52. Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
  53. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling. (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  54. Which teeth do you need to brush?… The ones you want to keep.
  55. Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Hockey Jokes & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  56. What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal! (World Geography Jokes)
  57. They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns. (Labor Day Jokes)
  58. What do tuba players use to brush their teeth?… A tuba toothpaste. (365 Music Jokes)
  59. I went to the dentist today and she seemed very distracted… I think she was brushing me off.
  60. Why did the computer go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth. (Computer Jokes)
  61. What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?… A TUBA toothpaste. (Middle School Jokes)
  62. What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures. (George Washington Jokes)
  63. When is the best time for your friend to go to the dentist?… Tooth-hurty (2:3).
  64. When is the best time for your friend to go to the dentist?… Tooth-hurty-too (2:32). (Dentist Jokes)
  65. What kind of hug straitens your teeth?… EmBRACES!
  66. Ten years without brushing causes a horrible tooth decade.
  67. Which medical professional likes to break things?… A DENTist! (Labor Day Jokes)
  68. What is a dentist’s office?… A filling station. (Car Jokes)
  69. What did the dentist see at the North Pole?…  A molar bear. (Christmas Jokes)
  70. Do you floss RELIGIOUSLY? Of course, on Christmas and Easter. (Christmas Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  71. Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?… Dracula’s dentist. (Dracula Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  72. Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?… She needed a root canal. (Cheerleading Jokes)
  73. What does a orthodonist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself.
  74. What movie do dentists watch over and over again?… Plaque to the Future. (Movie Jokes)
  75. Some kids enjoy buying school supplies. To me… it’s like buying your own dental instruments. (Jokes for the First Day of School)
  76. Why was one of the reindeer afraid to smile?… He didn’t want to show off his buck teeth. (Hunting Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
  77. Patient: How much does it cost to have a tooth pulled? Dentist: $100. Patient: All that for only a few minutes of work? That’s expensive. Dentist: Don’t worry, I can pull it out slower if you’d like.
  78. Dentist: When did you last floss? Patient: You should know — you did it.
  79. What’s the best thing you can put into a pancake?… Your teeth! (Pancake Jokes)
  80. Why did the Oreo cookie visit the dentist?… To get his filling replaced! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  81. Why did the pie go to a dentist?… Because he needed a filling! (Pie Jokes)
  82. What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?… Frost! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  83. What might Joe Biden need for inauguration?… Presidentures! (Inauguration Jokes)
  84. What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned?…The dentist. (Biology Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
  85. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution. (Mole Day Jokes)
  86. Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. (Mole Day Jokes)
  87. What does a dentist say to his shark patients?… Let’s see those chompers. (Shark Jokes)
  88. Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?… He was already taking out a tooth.
  89. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about dentists?
  90. What did the dentist give to the high school marching band?… A TUBA toothpaste. (High School Jokes)
  91. What is the best thing to put in a pizza?… Teeth. (Pizza Jokes)
  92. What’s the best thing to put into a pie?… Your teeth! (Pie Jokes)
  93. Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?… It had a Bluetooth.
  94. Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist?… Because Egypt his tooth. (World Geography Jokes)
  95. Why did the cell phone go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth.
  96. How many teeth does a hockey player have?… Don’t you mean tooth? (Hockey Jokes)
  97. What did the dentist say to the computer?… This won’t hurt a byte. (Computer Jokes)
  98. What might Donald Trump need for inauguration?… Presidentures!  (Inauguration Jokes)
  99. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good dentist knock-knock joke?
  100. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good dentist knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  101. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?… Denis. (Tea Jokes)
  102. What was the tooth called who went to Harvard University?… The Wisdom Tooth. (Top US Colleges and Universities)
  103. What’s the dentist’s favorite kind of dinosaur?… A floss-iraptor. (Dinosaur Jokes)
  104. What is dentists’ favorite dinosaur… Flossosaurus. (Dinosaur Jokes)
  105. Until it came out in conversation… No one knew she had a dental implant.
  106. At what time do most people go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (Dentist Jokes)
  107. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Candy Jokes & Cookie Jokes)
  108. What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Presidents’ Day Jokes)
  109. Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Donut Jokes)
  110. What game did the dentist play when she was a child?… Caps and robbers. (Police Jokes)
  111. Why does a dentist seem moody?… Because he always looks down in the mouth.
  112. What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?… The dentist. (Werewolf Jokes)
  113. What do you call a dentist who can’t stop working on teeth?… An abscessive compulsive. (Psychology Jokes)
  114. What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself.
  115. Why do dentists like potatoes?… Because they are so filling. (Potato Jokes)
  116. Why was the god of Thunder so quiet after he got his tooth pulled?… Because he was too Thor. (Thor Jokes)
  117. What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
  118. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?… Your teeth. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  119. What do a dentist and a lacrosse coach have in common?… They both use drills! (Lacrosse Jokes)
  120. Why did the queen go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
  121. What did the 90 year old say to his great-grandson?… I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7! (Grandparent Jokes)
  122. Why did the prince go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
  123. Why did the princess go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
  124. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make a dentist appointment? My tooth hurts. (Canoe Jokes)
  125. Why is it sometimes necessary to get a second opinion from a dentist?… Because each dentist has their own floss-ophy.
  126. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe put my tooth under the pillow? The tooth fairy will come tonight. (Canoe Jokes)
  127. Why does the dentist have a TV on the ceiling for patients?… So they can Netflix and drill.
  128. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the #1 school for dentistry? (Canoe Jokes)
  129. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the #1 school to be an orthodontist? (Canoe Jokes)
  130. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me what I need to do to be a dentist? (Canoe Jokes)
  131. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me what I need to do to be a orthodontist? (Canoe Jokes)
  132. What’s the dentist’s favorite idiom?… Put your money where your mouth is.
  133. What does a dentist do when the plane lands?… She “braces” herself. (Plane Jokes)
  134. What did the tuba player buy at the drug store?… A tuba toothpaste. (365 Music Jokes)
  135. Why did the FBI raid the dentist’s office?… To perform a cavity search.
  136. Why should you be kind to your dentist?… Because they have fill-ings too! (Psychology Jokes)
  137. Why should you be true to your teeth?… So, they won’t be false with you.
  138. What does a dentist give a bear with a terrible toothache?… Anything it wants. (Bear Jokes)
  139. What did the tooth say to the dentist before he left for vacation?… Fill me in when you get back.
  140. What do you get when you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?… A long-neck toothbrush. (Giraffe Jokes)
  141. Why does the ant hang out at the bakery?… Because it has a sweet tooth. (Ant Jokes)
  142. Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?… A month later he was picking his teeth. (Flower Jokes)
  143. The dentist said that he could knock me out with gas, or he could use a big metallic rock… I said ether/ore. (Geology Jokes)
  144. The dentist asked me if I had sensitive toothpaste at home… I told her toothpaste and I don’t talk bout our feelings.
  145. What did the dentist say to the judge in court?… “You can’t handle the tooth!”
  146. What is a dentist’s favorite soda?… All of them.
  147. What do you call two dentists who live across the country from each other?… Molar opposites.
  148. What do dentists and the TSA have in common?… Cavity checks.
  149. What’s the most popular hiking trail for dentists?… Mount Brushmore. (South Dakota Jokes)
  150. Where do dentists move when they retire?… Fluorida. (Florida Jokes)