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- Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
- What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?… Frost! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes & Winter Jokes)
- Why was one of the reindeer afraid to smile?… He didn’t want to show off his buck teeth. (Hunting Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
- Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?… The tooth fairy. (Hockey Jokes)
- Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Candy Jokes & Cookie Jokes)
- At what time do most people go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (Dentist Jokes)
- When is the best time for your friend to go to the dentist?… Tooth-hurty-too (2:32). (Dentist Jokes)
- What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Presidents’ Day Jokes)
- Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Hockey Jokes & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Donut Jokes)
- What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned?…The dentist. (Biology Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
- What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution. (Mole Day Jokes)
- Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. (Mole Day Jokes)
- How many teeth does a hockey player have?… Don’t you mean tooth? (Hockey Jokes)
- What does the dentist of the year get?… A little plaque!
- What kind of hug straitens your teeth?… EmBRACES!
- What did the dentist give to the high school marching band?… A TUBA toothpaste.
- Why did the computer go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth
- Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
- What game did the dentist play when she was a child?… Caps and robbers.
- hat does a dentist say to his shark patients?… Let’s see those chompers. (Shark Jokes)
- What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?… Denis.
- What did the dentist say to the computer?… This won’t hurt a byte.
- Which medical professional likes to break things?… A DENTist!
- What is a dentist’s office?… A filling station
- What did the dentist see at the North Pole?… A molar bear.
- What did the dentist say to the golfer?… “You have a hole in one.” (Top Golf Jokes)
- Why did the king go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
- Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth.
- What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal!
- Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?… Dracula’s dentist
- Why does a dentist seem moody?… Because he always looks down in the mouth.
- Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?… She needed a root canal.
- What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?… The dentist
- What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?… Fill me in when you get back
- What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself
- Why do dentists like potatoes?… Because they are so filling.
- Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?… He was already taking out a tooth
- What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
- What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?… Your teeth. (Pumpkin Jokes )