Dentist Jokes for Kids

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  1. A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  2. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling. (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  3. Why did the Oreo cookie visit the dentist?… To get his filling replaced! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  4. What is the best thing to put in a pizza?… Teeth. (Pizza Jokes)
  5. What’s the best thing to put into a pie?… Your teeth! (Pie Jokes)
  6. Why did the pie go to a dentist?… Because he needed a filling! (Pie Jokes)
  7. What might Joe Biden need for inauguration?… Presidentures!  (Inauguration Jokes)
  8. What might Donald Trump need for inauguration?… Presidentures!  (Inauguration Jokes)
  9. Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
  10. What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?… Frost! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  11. Why was one of the reindeer afraid to smile?… He didn’t want to show off his buck teeth. (Hunting Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
  12. Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?… The tooth fairy. (Hockey Jokes)
  13. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Candy Jokes & Cookie Jokes)
  14. At what time do most people go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (Dentist Jokes)
  15. When is the best time for your friend to go to the dentist?… Tooth-hurty-too (2:32). (Dentist Jokes)
  16. What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Presidents’ Day Jokes)
  17. Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Hockey Jokes & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  18. Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Donut Jokes)
  19. What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned?…The dentist. (Biology Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
  20. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution. (Mole Day Jokes)
  21. Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. (Mole Day Jokes)
  22. How many teeth does a hockey player have?… Don’t you mean tooth? (Hockey Jokes)
  23. What does the dentist of the year get?… A little plaque!
  24. What kind of hug straitens your teeth?… EmBRACES!
  25. What did the dentist give to the high school marching band?… A TUBA toothpaste.
  26. Why did the computer go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth
  27. Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
  28. What game did the dentist play when she was a child?… Caps and robbers.
  29. hat does a dentist say to his shark patients?… Let’s see those chompers. (Shark Jokes)
  30. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?… Denis.
  31. What did the dentist say to the computer?… This won’t hurt a byte.
  32. Which medical professional likes to break things?… A DENTist!
  33. What is a dentist’s office?… A filling station
  34. What did the dentist see at the North Pole?…  A molar bear.
  35. What did the dentist say to the golfer?… “You have a hole in one.” (Top Golf Jokes)
  36. Why did the king go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
  37. Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth.
  38. What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal!
  39. Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?… Dracula’s dentist
  40. Why does a dentist seem moody?… Because he always looks down in the mouth.
  41. Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?… She needed a root canal.
  42. What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?… The dentist
  43. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?… Fill me in when you get back
  44. What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself
  45. Why do dentists like potatoes?… Because they are so filling.
  46. Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?… He was already taking out a tooth
  47. What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
  48. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?… Your teeth. (Pumpkin Jokes )