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- Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase! (Hunter Moon Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
- One day the Werewolf man comes home from work. His wife asks him “Hi Honey, how was work” to which he replies, “Shut up, how can you ask me such a stupid question at this time of the night! “. Later that evening she asks him if he’s hungry and wants to eat. He replies “Of course I want to eat! How can you ask me such a dumb question? I slave all day of course I want to eat!” Just before bed she asks if he’s ready to turn in. He roars at her, “Yes of course! I’m tired from working all day and your stupid questions. I’m going to bed right now!” The wife looks outside of her window and sees a full moon. “Oh”, she realizes. “It’s that time of the month again.”
- How do you make a werewolf stew?… Leave him waiting for the full moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
- What’s grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?… A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard.
- Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?… He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws. (Werewolf Jokes & Prom Jokes)
- My house was bitten by a werewolf. Now, in the light of the full moon, it becomes a werehouse… Not evil or anything, just more storage space.
- Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the prom?… He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws. (Full Moon Jokes)