Hunter Moon Jokes

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  1. What is Joe Biden’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
  2. What is Donald Trump’s least favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
  3. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase!
  4. What is full moon Donald Trump is most critical of ?… The Hunter Moon.
  5. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  6. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  7. Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. (Hunting Jokes)
  8. 3 astronauts flew to the moon. They couldn’t land. It was a full moon.
  9. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  10. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Barber Jokes for Kids & Astronomy Jokes for Kids))
  11. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  12. What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. (Music Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  14. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  15. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  16. What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
  17. My friends believe that a full moon gives supernatural powers… but I think they’re just lunartics. (Psychology Jokes)
  18. What do you call a moon out of orbit?…  A Lunatic! (Psychology Jokes)
  19. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase
  20. How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
  21. Why didn’t Washington make a reservation to the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere! (Memorial Day Jokes)
  22. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon pi. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  23. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk.
  24. “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?” (Top Geography Jokes)
  25. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Top Geography Jokes)
  26. Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon?… Great food, but terrible atmosphere! (Taco Jokes)
  27. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
  28. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
  29. What squirms and howls at the moon?… Wereworms. (Worm Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
  30. Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands!
  31. Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?… It seems like the cow did not make it.
  32. What do you call someone who turns into a building at the sight of the full moon?… A Werehouse
  33. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick.
  34. What do moon peolple do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  35. Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (365 Sports Jokes & Top Football Jokes)
  36. What kind of tick should you look out for on the full moon?… A lunatic
  37. Why did Apollo 11 take off during full moon?… It’s an easier target.
  38. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi. (Full Moon Jokes)
  39. What’s the moon goddess’ favourite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!” Sun or Moon?
  40. Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon… They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
  41. I was once bitten by a rabid female deer… Now, every time there’s a full moon, I turn into a weredoe.
  42. Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?… He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
  43. I just had the freakiest Friday the 13th…. I made it the entire day without a single person even mentioning the date. It must have been a full moon.