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  1. My son just graduated from college. My friends asked me what he majored in. I told them he was studying to be an astronaut: he took up space. (Graduation Jokes)
  2. What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way?
  3. Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes & Sun Jokes)
  4. Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?… He got stuck in Orbit. (Gum Jokes for Kids)
  5. What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Candy Jokes)
  6. What sound does a space turkey make?… Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. (Turkey Jokes )
  7. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Top Geography Jokes)
  8. After his first meal on the moon, the 22nd century astronaut said the food was good but the place lacked atmosphere.
  9. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Full Moon Jokes for Kids)
  10. What do you do when you see a spaceman?…Park in it, man! (Parking Jokes)
  11. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Full Moon Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  12. What kind of songs do the planets like to sing?… Nep-tunes!
  13. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Full Moon Jokes for Kids) 
  14. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Full Moon Jokes for Kids)
  15. When do astronauts have lunch?… At launch time.
  16. My sibling kept asking me about the orbits of planets and the amount of area swept in any given time. I had to ask him: “Am I my brother’s Kepler?”
  17. I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head. My plumber calls it a “meatier shower.” (Hot Dog Jokes)
  18. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… The molar system! (Top Chemistry Jokes)
  19. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Full Moon Jokes for Kids)
  20. Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?… It was too Sirius! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  21. Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way! (Chemistry Jokes for Kids)
  22. “There’s just one thing I can promise you about the outer space program – your tax dollar will go further.” Wernher von Braun
  23. Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  24. Did you hear about the wedding on the moon?… The couple was so nice, but there was no atmosphere!(Wedding Jokes)
  25. TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths… But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers. (Spring Jokes & Dinosaur Jokes)