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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full moon jokes.
Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with… “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
July 21, 1969: What is Neil Armstrong’s favorite Police song?… Walking on the Moon. (365 Music Jokes)
My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic. (Astronomy Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
Why is the moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
When somebody says that the moon landing was faked… Always reply “pfffft, you believe in the moon.”
NASA got tired watching the moon orbit the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day! (Astronomy Jokes)
What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
How much is the moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
What does the moon eat when it is hungry?… A satellite dish!
What’s closer, France or the Moon?… The Moon, obviously! You can’t see France from here! (Bastille Day Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
What type of money is used on the moon?… Star bucks.
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Barber Jokes for Kids & Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
What King Harvest song is popular during a full moon?… Dancing in the Moonlight.
I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing But since Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location. (Movie Jokes)
What did the Moon say to Saturn?… Give me a ring sometime! (Astronomy Jokes)
Why doesn’t the moon shave?… Because it waxes! (Barber Jokes)
Hunter’s Moon Jokes: How do people celebrate a Hunter’s Moon?… with shots.
Hunter’s Moon Jokes: Who would be a great spokesperson for the October Moon?… Hunter Biden.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
Hunter’s Moon Jokes: What is the NRA’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
Hunter’s Moon Jokes: What is Joe Biden’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
How did the leprechaun go to the moon?… In a sham-rocket. (Leprechaun Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. (Hunting Jokes)
Who knew lunar humor could be so stellar?
Dad, does the moon provide light and heat to support all life on Earth through the process of Nuclear fusion?… No sun. (Sun Jokes & Dad Jokes)
Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon. Neil before me.
Did you know that on the way to the Moon the Apollo 11 crew heard rock music coming from outside?… Mission Control confirmed they were passing through the Van Halen belts. (Music Jokes)
On which social network did the moon open a profile?… Spacebook.
Why does no one trust the moon?… Because it has a dark side.
What phone does the moon use?… Samsung Galaxy.
Where do astronauts go for coffee when they get to the moon?… Starbucks.
One day the Werewolf man comes home from work. His wife asks him “Hi Honey, how was work” to which he replies, “Shut up, how can you ask me such a stupid question at this time of the night! “. Later that evening she asks him if he’s hungry and wants to eat. He replies “Of course I want to eat! How can you ask me such a dumb question? I slave all day of course I want to eat!” Just before bed she asks if he’s ready to turn in. He roars at her, “Yes of course! I’m tired from working all day and your stupid questions. I’m going to bed right now!” The wife looks outside of her window and sees a full moon. “Oh”, she realizes. “It’s that time of the month again.” (Werewolf Jokes)
The Apollo mission crew planted an American flag on the moon, but UV radiation has since turned it completely white… So now it’s a French flag.
What does the sun do when it sees the passing moon?… It heatwaves.
Why are moon parties soooooooooooooooooo boring?… Because there is no atmosphere!
What did the US give Russia for landing on the moon after them?… A constellation prize!
There’s a lunar eclipse, and the Sun and Moon are aligned. The Moon says “Hello Mr Sun, I don’t come across you very often!” The Sun arrogantly turns his nose up and replies, “Yes well, we move in different circles.” (Sun Jokes)
What does a cow say when it comes to the moon?… Mooooooon!
What is a vampire’s favorite type of moon?… A blood moon.
If there’s a new moon… Then where does the old one go?
“I need a little space,” said the astronaut.
How does the Moon hold up it’s pants?… With an asteroid belt! (Astronomy Jokes)
What was the first animal in space?… The cow that jumped over the moon! (Cow Jokes)
Why is the moon so hungry?… Because it’s only full once a month!
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore… When you suddenly squeal ’cause you stepped on an eel that’s a moray! (Pizza Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
So the Apollo missions found insects on the moon… Lunatics.
I watched a series of online videos about the sun and the moon passing each other… E-clips! (Sun Jokes)
What is a cow’s favorite time of the month?… the full mooooooooooooooooon! (Cow Jokes)
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
Why is the dark side of the moon dry?… Because the other side has all the moonshine. (Top 50 State Jokes)
What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?… A moon rock!
What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Music Jokes & Walking Jokes)
What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers or Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. (Music Jokes)
I just had the freakiest Friday the 13th…. I made it the entire day without a single person even mentioning the date. It must have been a full moon. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
How do we know the man on the moon is bald?… He has no ‘air!
If there’s one thing the moon landing did it made household names out of 3 incredible, brave men Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and…the other guy.
“The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?”… Nah, it’s just going through a phase. (Psychology Jokes)
Where do astronauts go to fish?… Moon river.
Who owns the cow that jumped over the moon?… Neil Farmstrong.
Why is it expensive to live on the moon?… Because the costs are out of this world.
Hunter’s Moon Jokes: Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase!
Hunter’s Moon Jokes: What is full moon Donald Trump is most critical of ?… The Hunter Moon.
Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?… To get to the other side? (Geography Jokes)
How did Luke Skywalker get around the forest moon of Endor?… Ewoked. (Walking Jokes & Star Wars Jokes)
What does the moon do when the power goes out?… It lights a moonlight.
Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (365 Sports Jokes & Top Football Jokes)
What is the name of the fashion show on the moon?… The moonwalk.
What are the moon’s favorite gum?… Orbit.
What tastes better, the moon or asteroids?… Asteroids – they’re a little meteor! (Astronomy Jokes)
Hunter’s Moon Jokes: What is Donald Trump’s least favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
Why did Apollo 11 take off during the full moon?… It’s an easier target. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
What kind of underwear should you wear during a full moon?… Fruit of the Moon!
What is as old as the earth and new every month?… The moon. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What is the first sport ever played on the moon?… Capture the flag. (Flag Jokes)
Mardi Gras Pun: Moon pies put me in a good ala mode! (Ice Cream Jokes & Pie Jokes)
Charlie Brown says he is going to kick the football clear to the ____…. moon. (Charlie Brown Trivia)
Why is the moon bald?… It has no ‘air! (Barber Jokes)
Three astronauts flew to the moon. They couldn’t land… It was a full moon.
Did you hear about the alien who was obsessed with the moon?… It was just a phase!
Where do rabbits go after they get married?… On their bunny moon! (Rabbit Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
Did you watch the moon’s performance?… It had everyone star-struck.
Moon Pun: Stellar job, you’ve really eclipsed expectations.
Where did the cow go after visiting the moon?… To the Milky Way.
Moon Pun: I’m feeling a bit spaced out today.
NASA is currently developing a way to grow cashews on the Moon’s soil… They’re calling them Astro-nuts.
Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Hot Dog Jokes)
What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunar tick!
Why did the moon burp?… Because it was full!
What happens to the moon when it falls in love?… It becomes moonstruck.
Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
What do the moon and a football game have in common?… They both have four quarters.
What do the moon and a high school basketball game have in common?… They both have four quarters.
What do the moon and a NBA basketball game have in common?… They both have four quarters.
The sun asked the moon to meet at dawn, but the moon said, “Sorry, I’m not a morning person.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer… Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon. (Blue Moon Jokes)
What does the moon like to read?… A comet book!
Where does the moon swim in summer?… In Luna-Sea.
What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
Where do you leave your spaceship when you visit the moon?… At a parking meteor. (Car Jokes)
What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
Moon pies are just out of this world!
Buzz Aldrin and Mike Collins were invited to the White House to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the moon landing… Buzz got to enter the White House and meet with the president, but Mike had to spend the entire visit driving in circles around the White House.
What is the moon’s favorite movie?… Twilight.
Ever wonder how the moon got craters?… 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf. (Golf Jokes)
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?… He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws. (Werewolf Jokes & Prom Jokes)
What was the biggest problem with the restaurant on the moon?… It had no atmosphere!
The moon landing was obviously fake… Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.
What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?… A moon rock.
The Moon’s favorite dish?… Crater-tots.
What is the moon’s favorite cocktail?… Cosmicpolitan.
Why did the mooon go to therapy?… It was tired of phases.
Why does the moon have to clean?… Because there’s a lot of stardust.
What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
In early The Who gigs their drummer would sometimes go on stage dressed in nothing but a layer of blue paint. However, he didn’t do it too often. In fact, it would only happen once in a Blue Moon. (Music Jokes)
What is the name of the daisy growing on the moon?… Nightsy.
The moon’s costume for Halloween?… A crater face.
Why did the Moon go to school?… To get a little brighter every night!
Did you hear about the football field NASA built on the moon?… They used astroturf. (Football Jokes)
What dance can you see in the night sky?… The moon walk! (Walking Jokes)
For me, the biggest problem about colonies on the moon would be the restaurants there… They would have no atmosphere.
How did the moon throw such a good party?… It planet.
Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon… They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Geography Jokes)
Why didn’t the moon eat dessert?… Because it was full!
Walking on the moon was a leap but playing jazz on the moon, that’d be some giant steps for mankind. (Walking Jokes)
Did you hear they built a nightclub on the moon?… It’s a far out location, but it lacks atmosphere. (Astronomy Jokes)
What does Saturn say to the moon when it wants to propose?… Would you take my ring?
When Trump said “We’re going to put a man on the face of the moon” last night, he meant he wants his Space Force to laser-etch his face onto the moon Get ready for Moont Rushmore. (Election Jokes & South Dakota Jokes)
Bartender asks a man “You ever had an orange in your beer?” Man says “Once, in a Blue Moon.” (Beer Jokes)
My child identifies as a crescent moon… I hope it’s just a phase.
Why don’t people live on the moon?… The cost of living there is astronomical!
Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said… “No. That’s why we want to go to the moon.” (World Geography Jokes)
My house was bitten by a werewolf. Now, in the light of the full moon, it becomes a werehouse… Not evil or anything, just more storage space. (Werewolf Jokes)
Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the moon needed a little moo-tivation!
My friends believe that a full moon gives supernatural powers… but I think they’re just lunartics. (Psychology Jokes)
Why did the singer decide to go to the moon?… He wanted to make the moon rock.
The moon’s beauty leaves everyone “star”-struck.
When the moon needs a haircut, where does it go?… To the eclipse salon!
I watched a moon rock concert last night; it was out of this world, they had great space-time.
Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!”
What kind of tick should you look out for on the full moon?… A lunatic.
Why did the man on a diet drink his soda outside at night?… He wanted to go moon-light.
Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
When the Moon plays sports… it always aims for a star performance.
The Moon applied for a job… but they said it was overqualified with its degrees.
Did you hear about the Moon’s new diet?… It’s a little light but very illuminating.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?… To the MILKY way!!! (Candy Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?… It seems like the cow did not make it. (Cow Jokes)
The moon had to break up with the sun; it needed some space.
When the moon gets angry, it has a dark side.
The moon went to college to major in astronomy; it wanted a stellar education.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?… Because it was full!
Do you guys ever get your fingers stuck in beer bottles?… It happened to me once in a blue moon. (Blue Moon Jokes)
The cow jumped over the moon and landed in udder disbelief.
I was once bitten by a rabid female deer… Now, every time there’s a full moon, I turn into a weredoe. (Deer Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
When you’re trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter’s moons… Europa creek with no paddle.
Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon?… Great food, but terrible atmosphere! (Taco Jokes)
What was the first animal in space?… The cow that jumped over the moon.
My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon! (Croissant Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about full moons?
What do cowboys call midnight… High Moon.
The moon landing was staged… The rocket they used had multiple stages.
What do you call a body of water on the moon?… Lunacy. (Ocean Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
Canada’s starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon… They’re calling the spaceship Apollo-G. (Canada Day Jokes)
When does the moon shine the brightest?… When the tides in Alabama are still. (Alabama Jokes)
Do vegetarians prefer moons or asteroids?… Moons, because asteroids are are a little meteor.
Why did the moon skip dinner?… It was full.
When is the moon heaviest?… When it’s full!
Do you think Neil was tired after flying to the moon?… Probably not, that’s why they called him Armstrong!
What did the peanut say to the moon?… Nothing.. Peanuts don’t speak. (Peanut Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good full moon knock-knock joke?
What’s grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?… A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard. (Werewolf Jokes)
What do you have to have on the moon to be able to pay?… Mooney.
Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?… She needed to change. (Halloween Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good full moon knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Why is Dracula looking at the sky?… Because it’s a Blood Moon.
How do you make a werewolf stew?… Leave him waiting for the full moon. (Werewolf Jokes)
How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
Why can’t moons walk?… Because they have no legs stupid! (Walking Jokes)
What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?… An Apocaclipse. (Sun Jokes)
How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
Why didn’t the moon eat lunch?… Because it was full!
Elon Musk launched a cow to the moon. It landed so hard that a quarter of the moon got annihilated… Moo. (Cow Jokes)
Why didn’t the moon eat breakfast?… Because it was full!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands! (Cow Jokes)
Why didn’t Washington make a reservation to the restaurant on the moon?… Great food, no atmosphere! (Memorial Day Jokes)
The sun and the moon had a race… It was a star-tling photofinish.
What do you call a moon out of orbit?… A Lunatic! (Psychology Jokes)
What squirms and howls at the moon?… Wereworms. (Worm Jokes & Full Moon Jokes / Werewolf Jokes)
What do you call someone who turns into a building at the sight of the full moon?… A Werehouse. (Werewolf Jokes)
What is the name of the psychiatrist on the moon?… AsterFroyd.
What do moon people do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What do you call cheese made on the moon?… Slice of Luna!
What does the moon do when it gets dirty?… It is going to take a moon shower.
What’s the moon goddess’ favorite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)
The moon is going broke?… Because it’s down to its last quarter.
What do you call a “Wild Man” or “Wild Woman” on the Moon?… A Luna-Tic!
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?… When it’s full.
I saw a full moon last night. My wife walked out of McDonald’s.
The moon’s not made of cheese… It’s a pi in the sky! (Cheese Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
My son identifies as a crescent moon… I hope it’s just a phase.
My daughter identifies as a crescent moon… I hope it’s just a phase.

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