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  1. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  2. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”
  3. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  4. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  5. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase! (Hunter Moon Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
  6. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  7. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  8. Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  9. “The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?”… Nah, it’s just going through a phase. (Psychology Jokes)
  10. Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. (Hunting Jokes)
  11. How much is the moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
  12. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Barber Jokes for Kids & Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  13. If there’s a new moon… Then where does the old one go?
  14. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Music Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  15. Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?… She needed to change. (Halloween Jokes)
  16. When is the moon heaviest?… When it’s full!
  17. What dance can you see in the night sky?… The moon walk! (Walking Jokes)
  18. What do you call a body of water on the moon?… Lunacy. (Ocean Jokes)
  19. There’s a lunar eclipse, and the Sun and Moon are aligned. The Moon says “Hello Mr Sun, I don’t come across you very often!” The Sun arrogantly turns his nose up and replies, “Yes well, we move in different circles” (Sun Jokes)
  20. What is a cow’s favorite time of the month?… the full mooooooooooooooooon! (Cow Jokes)
  21. Did you hear they built a nightclub on the moon?… It’s a far out location, but it lacks atmosphere. (Astronomy Jokes)
  22. Do you think Neil was tired after flying to the moon?… Probably not, that’s why they called him Armstrong!
  23. I just had the freakiest Friday the 13th…. I made it the entire day without a single person even mentioning the date. It must have been a full moon. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  24. How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
  25. What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers or Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. (Music Jokes)
  26. Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!”
  27. Why is he moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
  28. Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said… “No. That’s why we want to go to the moon.” (World Geography Jokes)
  29. Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?… He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws. (Werewolf Jokes & Prom Jokes)
  30. Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (365 Sports Jokes & Top Football Jokes)
  31. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
  32. NASA is currently developing a way to grow cashews on the Moon’s soil… They’re calling them Astro-nuts.
  33. My son identifies as a crescent moon… I hope it’s just a phase.
  34. Did you know that on the way to the Moon the Apollo 11 crew heard rock music coming from outside?… Mission Control confirmed they were passing through the Van Halen belts. (Music Jokes)
  35. What was the first animal in space?… The cow that jumped over the moon.
  36. Buzz Aldrin and Mike Collins were invited to the White House to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the moon landing… Buzz got to enter the White House and meet with the president, but Mike had to spend the entire visit driving in circles around the White House.
  37. Why are moon parties soooooooooooooooooo boring?… Because there is no atmosphere!
  38. Which way did the cow jump over the moon?… To the MILKY way!!! (Candy Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  39. Why did the moon burp?… Because it was full.
  40. How did Luke Skywalker get around the forest moon of Endor?… Ewoked. (Walking Jokes & Star Wars Jokes)
  41. You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer… Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon. (Blue Moon Jokes)
  42. One day the Werewolf man comes home from work. His wife asks him “Hi Honey, how was work” to which he replies, “Shut up, how can you ask me such a stupid question at this time of the night! “. Later that evening she asks him if he’s hungry and wants to eat. He replies “Of course I want to eat! How can you ask me such a dumb question? I slave all day of course I want to eat!” Just before bed she asks if he’s ready to turn in. He roars at her, “Yes of course! I’m tired from working all day and your stupid questions. I’m going to bed right now!” The wife looks outside of her window and sees a full moon. “Oh”, she realizes. “It’s that time of the month again.” (Werewolf Jokes)
  43. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
  44. I watched a series of online videos about the sun and the moon passing each other… E-clips! (Sun Jokes)
  45. What is as old as the earth and new every month?… The moon. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  46. Why did the moon skip dinner?… It was full.
  47. Where do you leave your spaceship when you visit the moon?… At a parking meteor. (Car Jokes)
  48. How do you make a werewolf stew?… Leave him waiting for the full moon. (Werewolf Jokes)
  49. My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic.
  50. Why can’t moons walk?… Because they have no legs stupid! (Walking Jokes)
  51. For me, the biggest problem about colonies on the moon would be the restaurants there… They would have no atmosphere.
  52. Why did Apollo 11 take off during full moon?… It’s an easier target.
  53. Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?… To get to the other side? (Top Geography Jokes)
  54. Why is the dark side of the moon dry?… Because the other side has all the moonshine. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  55. Dad, does the moon provide light and heat to support all life on Earth through the process of Nuclear fusion?… No sun. (Sun Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  56. Do vegetarians prefer moons or asteroids?… Moons, because asteroids are are a little meteor.
  57. What do cowboys call midnight… High Moon.
  58. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore… When you suddenly squeal ’cause you stepped on an eel that’s a moray! (Pizza Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  59. When you’re trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter’s moons… Europa creek with no paddle.
  60. So the Apollo missions found insects on the moon… Lunatics
  61. Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?… Because they’re meteor.
  62. If there’s one thing the moon landing did it made household names out of 3 incredible, brave men Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and…the other guy.
  63. Walking on the moon was a leap but playing jazz on the moon, that’d be some giant steps for mankind. (Walking Jokes)
  64. When Trump said “We’re going to put a man on the face of the moon” last night, he meant he wants his Space Force to laser-etch his face onto the moon Get ready for Moont Rushmore. (Election Jokes & South Dakota Jokes)
  65. What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?… An Apocaclipse. (Sun Jokes)
  66. In early The Who gigs their drummer would sometimes go on stage dressed in nothing but a layer of blue paint. However, he didn’t do it too often.In fact, it would only happen once in a Blue Moon. (Music Jokes)
  67. What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?… A moon rock.
  68. When does the moon shine the brightest?… When the tides in Alabama are still. (Alabama Jokes)
  69. The man in the moon is bald, as he has no ‘air. (Barber Jokes)
  70. Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon. Neil before me.
  71. Do you guys ever get your fingers stuck in beer bottles?… It happened to me once in a blue moon. (Blue Moon Jokes)
  72. Canada’s starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon… They’re calling the spaceship Apollo-G. (Canada Day Jokes)
  73. Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?… Because it was full!
  74. When somebody says that the moon landing was faked… Always reply “pfffft, you believe in the moon”
  75. The Apollo mission crew planted an American flag on the moon, but UV radiation has since turned it completely white… So now it’s a French flag.
  76. The moon landing was staged… The rocket they used had multiple stages
  77. What’s grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?… A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard.  (Werewolf Jokes)
  78. Ever wonder how the moon got craters?… 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf. (Golf Jokes)
  79. The moon landing was obviously fake. Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.
  80. What did the peanut say to the moon?… Nothing.. Peanuts don’t speak. (Peanut Jokes)
  81. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Geography Jokes)
  82. Why didn’t the moon eat dessert?… Because it was full!
  83. What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
  84. Three astronauts flew to the moon. They couldn’t land… It was a full moon.
  85. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  86. My house was bitten by a werewolf. Now, in the light of the full moon, it becomes a werehouse… Not evil or anything, just more storage space. (Werewolf Jokes)
  87. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  88. Why didn’t the moon eat lunch?… Because it was full!
  89. My friends believe that a full moon gives supernatural powers… but I think they’re just lunartics. (Psychology Jokes)
  90. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  91. I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing But since Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location. (Movie Jokes)
  92. Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon?… Great food, but terrible atmosphere! (Taco Jokes)
  93. Elon Musk launched a cow to the moon. It landed so hard that a quarter of the moon got annihilated… Moo. (Cow Jokes)
  94. What kind of tick should you look out for on the full moon?… A lunatic.
  95. Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon… They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
  96. Why didn’t the moon eat breakfast?… Because it was full!
  97. I was once bitten by a rabid female deer… Now, every time there’s a full moon, I turn into a weredoe. (Deer Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
  98. Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands! (Cow Jokes)
  99. Why didn’t Washington make a reservation to the restaurant on the moon?… Great food, no atmosphere! (Memorial Day Jokes)
  100. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  101. What do you call a moon out of orbit?…  A Lunatic! (Psychology Jokes)
  102. What squirms and howls at the moon?… Wereworms. (Worm Jokes & Full Moon Jokes / Werewolf Jokes)
  103. Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?… It seems like the cow did not make it. (Cow Jokes0
  104. What do you call someone who turns into a building at the sight of the full moon?… A Werehouse. (Werewolf Jokes)
  105. What do moon people do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  106. What’s the moon goddess’ favorite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)
  107. Bartender asks a man “You ever had an orange in your beer?” Man says “Once, in a Blue Moon.” (Beer Jokes)
  108. The moon is going broke?… Because it’s down to its last quarter.
  109. I saw a full moon last night. My wife walked out of McDonald’s.
  110. What do you call a “Wild Man” or “Wild Woman” on the Moon?… A Luna-Tic!
  111. How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?… When it’s full.