Flag Jokes

by | Jun 11, 2023 | Dads, Latest News, Moms, School Jokes

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More Flag jokes….

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Flag Day jokes.
  2. What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?” (Navy Jokes)
  3. Did you hear about the kid who bungie jumped from the school’s flag pole?… She was suspended. (Principal Jokes)
  4. What did one Union flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Jokes)
  5. What did one Confederate flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Jokes)
  6. What kind of jokes do flags tell on the Fourth of July?… Flag-rant puns!
  7. Independence Day is the day that Americans proudly wave their American flags that were made in China. (4th of July Jokes)
  8. What’s the best rated flag?… The U.S., it has fifty stars! (U.S. History Jokes)
  9. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Flag Day! (Barber Jokes)
  10. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Book Jokes)
  11. I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it. There were too many red flags. (Labor Day Jokes)
  12. I once took a test on waving signal flags…. They told me I passed with flying colors. (180 School Jokes)
  13. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Book Jokes)
  14. What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner. (4th of July Jokes)
  15. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Flag Day!
  16. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?… Well the flag is a big plus. (World Geography Jokes for Kids)
  17. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  18. Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?… It was a flappy one! (Birthday Jokes)
  19. Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (American Revolution Jokes)
  20. What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?… Flag football. (Football Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  21. What did the Boston Celtics championship banner say to the other 16 championship banners?… Nothing. It waved.
  22. I didn’t go to the May Day parade today. People said it would be perfectly safe… but I saw a lot of red flags. (May Day Jokes)
  23. What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved!
  24. What did the flag do when it lost its voice?… It just waved.
  25. How is a flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  26. What is a race car drivers favorite flag?… a Checkered Flag. (NASCAR Jokes)
  27. I ended things with my communist girlfriend… Too many red flags.
  28. Why did the pirate captain always fly his flag upside down?… Because he wanted to flag down passing ships. (Pirate Jokes)
  29. Which flag has the highest Yelp rating?… The U.S. flag. It has 50 stars!
  30. What is the first sport ever played on the moon?… Capture the flag. (Full Moon Jokes)
  31. What did the patriotic dog do on Flag Day?… He flagged his tail! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  32. Several engineers were attempting to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and they were getting quite frustrated trying to slide the tape up the pole. They could get the tape no more than a third of the way up the pole before it would bend and fall down. A mathematician asks what they’re doing, and they explain. The mathematician offers to help. She removes the pole from the ground, sets it down, and measures it easily. She then returns the measuring tape to the engineers, and walks off. When she leaves, one engineer says to the others, “That’s just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and she gives us the length!” (Math Jokes for Kids & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  33. What would you get if you crossed the Stars and Stripes with a cookie?… A Flag Newton! (Cookie Jokes)
  34. How do statisticians determine which banner to hoist?… They take a flag poll. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  35. I moved to Switzerland a year ago. A friend asked me how much I like the country. I said… “Well, the flag is a big plus.”
  36. What color is a battle flag?… Violent. (Civil War Jokes)
  37. Which pro basketball player can jump higher than the flag?… All of them, because the flag can’t jump.
  38. What march would you play at a jungle parade?… “Tarzan Stripes Forever!” (Memorial Day Jokes & Tarzan Jokes)
  39. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Flag Day?
  40. What’s red, white, blue and yellow?… The Star-spangled Banana! (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  41. What’s red, white and blue?… Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  42. What did the flag say to the pole?… Nothing, it just waved!
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Flag Day knock-knock joke?
  44. Teacher: “What do you know that has stars and stripes?” Student: “A movie about a zebra!” (Movie Jokes & Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  45. The NFL has hired their first female referee… She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.
  46. I’ve just been given a Swiss flag for my collection… Which is a big plus.
  47. What is a race car drivers least favorite color?… Yellow (Caution Flag). (NASCAR Jokes)
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Flag Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  49. What would you get if you crossed a famous march tune with a monster and his friends?… “Stars and Twerps Forever!” (March Jokes & Music Jokes)
  50. What’s the difference between June 14 and a day when a monster cooks?… One’s a flag day and the other’s a gag day! (June Jokes)
  51. Did you hear about Six Flags new roller coaster?… They are calling it 2020. (Covid Jokes)
  52. During a recent heat wave, a poll revealed that beads of sweat had amassed (mast) on the secretary’s forehead and a virus was rippling through the office staff. Although the boss knew that the secretary was very sick, he saw no reason to ban her from the office. Instead, he wrote a note with pennant (pen and) paper, and he flagged the issue to be addressed with the standard protocol. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  53. There are two kinds of countries Those who use the metric system, and those who have their flag on the moon.
  54. What does a long pole eat?… Flag newtons. (Cookie Jokes)
  55. What’s a huge red flag, but also a big plus, so overall it’s neutral?… The Swiss flag.
  56. I want to give communism a chance… but there’s too many red flags.
  57. I discovered that my boyfriend is a communist spy. I guess I could have noticed this sooner… but chose to ignore the red flags.
  58. Where was the flag of USA first hoisted?… On the pole.
  59. People really should have known what was going to happen with Communism… There were so many red flags.
  60. It should be obvious to everyone that communism won’t work. I mean seriously… there were so many red flags.
  61. Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they’ll change it back… It’s only a phase, after all.
  62. I broke up with my girlfriend because she was a communist… To be honest, there were a lot of red flags.
  63. I was on a first date recently and the girl told me she really liked the national emblem of China I thought… well that’s a red flag.
  64. Why is the French flag blue, white, and red? In case a war starts, they can tear off the sides and surrender.
  65. A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris… … Effectively crippling the French military.
  66. Reviews are in for the Chinese flag… It’s got five stars.
  67. What color is the American flag? Red, White, and Blue.  What color is the British flag? Red, White, and Blue. What color is the French flag? White.
  68. I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store. They put a Canadian flag on it and now it sucks again.
  69. The colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.
  70. There was a woman in the supermarket holding a huge multicoloured flag and making loud pigeon sounds. I told her to mind her peace and coos.
  71. What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag?… The French flag!
  72. Why Eiffel Tower is so high?… So the white flag can be visible from Berlin.
  73. The US flag on the moon lost its color and is now completely white… It’s now the French flag.
  74. I don’t date Chinese women… That’s a big red flag for me…
  75. I don’t date Chinese men… That’s a big red flag for me…
  76. The Japanese flag is actually just a pie chart.. ..about how many of them are scared of Godzilla.
  77. What are the two problems with the French flag?… The red bit and the blue bit.
  78. I don’t trust people with a hammer and sickle in their bio…. Big red flag.
  79. Who else is cheering for Switzerland in the Olympics? So much to like about the country. I mean, even the flag is a big plus.
  80. I saw a rainbow flag covered in seaweed… AlgaeBTQ

Flag Day Knock Knock Jokes