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  1. Why can’t you trust math teachers in the spring time?… Because they’ll always play matrix on you. (Math Jokes for Kids & May Jokes)
  2. Did you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers.
  3. What did the spring say when it was in trouble?… May Day!! (May Day Jokes)
  4. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  5. Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labour Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labour Day?’
  6. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!
  7. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.  However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
  8. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
  9. If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
  10. “It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” Harry S. Truman
  11. I asked a little girl do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day? She was very enthusiastic to say “It is a time when all the mommys of the world go into labor”
  12. If today is labor day, how many babies were born?
  13. My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned.