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  1. Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. (Baseball Jokes)
  2. What did one Union flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
  3. The tourist: ”Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?” Be a “Teacher Ranger” at Gettysburg National Military Park
  4. Where did General Grant put his armies?… In his sleevies! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  5. What was General Lee’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree. (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  6. What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  7. Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?… Robert E Flea!
  8. Where did the General Lee put his armies?… In his sleeveis. (get it his sleeves)?
  9. Where did the General Grant put his armies?… In his sleeveis. (get it his sleeves)?
  10. Never take a victory for Grant-ed.
  11. Teacher: Abraham Lincoln had to walk 8 miles to so school. Student: He should have gotten up earlier and taken the bus like everyone else. (Top School Jokes)
  12. What did one Confederate flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
  13. What did the Confederate flag say to the Union flag?… Nothing. It waved(Flag Day Jokes)
  14. Where did General Lee put his armies?… In his sleevies! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  15. What was General Grant’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree. (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)