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  1. The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  2. The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Super Bowl Jokes & Civil War Jokes)
  3. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” New Englander: “No, not yet.”
  4. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” New Englander: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes)
  5. You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the north. (Civil War Jokes & Georgia Jokes)
  6. A Southern man goes into a New England bar. He orders a beer and, making small talk, asks the bartender, “Did y’all go to Hahvurd?” The bartender replies, “Yale.” “Okay,” says the Southern man. “DID Y’ALL GO TO HAHVURD?” (College Jokes)
  7. “Because I wasn’t born in New England, I realize I’ll never be a native. But since my three children were born in Putney, Vermont, aren’t they natives?” Answer: “Well…if your cat happened to have kittens in the oven, would you call ’em biscuits?”
  8. Hothead Pat, upset by how the Super Bowl is going, starts destroying things. Police get on the megaphone trying to evacuate the area: “Go, Pat riots!”

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