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Top 10 Arbor Day JokesTree Jokes

  1. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry. (Geometry Jokes / Tree Jokes / Arbor Day Jokes)
  2. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree. (Tree Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  3. Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing!
  4. Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
  5. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  6. What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  7. What falls in autumn?… Leaves! (Fall Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  8. Did you hear the one about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
  9. Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!
  10. Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark! (Animal Jokes)
  11. What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  12. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why did you give the tree some aspirin?… Because I heard it was a sycamore! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  14. What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?… A pantry!
  15. What kind of tree can you fit in your hand?… Palm tree. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  16. What is a tree’s favorite drink?… ROOT beer!
  17. Why don’t trees like jokes?… They are afraid they will get stumped.
  18. What is your favorite type of tree?… A pastry!
  19. What did the tree do when the bank closed?… It started a new branch.
  20. Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  21. Why did you plant a board and nails on Arbor Day?… I was trying to grow a tree house!
  22. What do you call a whole day planting trees?… Arbore Day
  23. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green!
  24. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
  25. Why did the tree like to play chess?… Because it was a Chess-nut!
  26. Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard on Earth Day?.. Because you can’t grow a tree without bark.