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  1. What was Frodo at Aragorn and Arwen’s wedding?… The Ring-bearer! (Marriage Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  2. A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we cantaloupe!” (Watermelon Jokes & Cantaloupe Jokes)
  3. You spend too much time thinking about golf! Do you even remember the day we got married?… Of course I do! It was the same day I sank that 45-foot putt. (Golf Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
  4. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Cheeseburger Jokes)
  5. If BurgerKing & Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches?
  6. “Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.” Dad (Funny Dad Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  7. Hawaii Puns: I can’t wait to Maui you. (Hawaii Jokes)
  8. What do you say to ice creams when they get engaged?… Cone-gratulations! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  9. I broke up with my fiance on the 4th of July… It was a Declaration of Independence.
  10. Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?… They’re getting married in the spring! (Spring Jokes)
  11. Why should you never marry a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Tennis Jokes)
  12. My fiance’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Wedding Jokes)
  13. Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Tennis Jokes)
  14. My wife said to me, “I can think of 14 others reasons to leave you, besides your obsession with tennis!”… I replied, “That’s 15 love!” (Tennis Jokes)
  15. Why is a lobster a bad spouse?… Too shellfish. (Lobster Jokes)
  16. What did the husband lobster say to his wife when they were arguing?… “I don’t think I sea it quite that way.” (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Wedding Jokes)
  17. Why didn’t the dendrochronologist get married?… He only ever dated trees. (Tree Jokes & Environment Jokes)
  18. Why would you want to marry a lacrosse goalie?… Because he (or she) is a real keeper! (Lacrosse Jokes)
  19. Why did the algae & the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks) (Mushroom Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  20. Why did the bee get married?… He found his honey. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Bee Jokes)
  21. What happened when the two angels got married?… They lived harpily ever after.  (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
  22. When can a pizza marry a hot dog … After they have a very frank relationship! (Hot Dog Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  23. Why do melons have to get married in churches?… Because they cantaloupe!
  24. If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?… Antelope. 
  25. A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years.  At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.  Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” And the lady said, “Pardon?” (Frog Jokes)
  26. Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  27. Why did the principal marry the custodian?… Because he swept her off her feet! (Principal Jokes)
  28. Why did the teacher marry the custodian?… Because he swept her off her feet! (Jokes for Teachers)
  29. “If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms. Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to marry.” “Why?” asked the man, smiling. “I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!” she replied.
  30. A book never written: “Guide to Love” by Val N. Tines. (Book Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  31. My friend bought tickets for the Super Bowl LV on February 7th 2021 in Tampa Bay not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. So if someone is interested… The church is in Rochester, the women’s name is Clarissa. (February Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  32. Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in February and mine in July! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  33. Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  34. Did you hear about the wedding on the moon?… The couple was so nice, but there was no atmosphere! (Astronomy Jokes)
  35. Did you hear about the two cell antennas who got married?… The ceremony was just o.k., but the reception was great.
  36. I went to an ocean themed (retirement / graduation / birthday / prom) party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)
  37. What does a hotdog call his wife?… Honey bun. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  38. What do you call two young married spiders?… Newly webs. (Wedding Jokes & Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  39. Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged?… I hear they met on the web. (Spider Jokes)
  40. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?… Because they cantaloupe. (Watermelon Jokes)
  41. Two cannonballs got married this morning. I hear they’re already expecting BBs. (Revolutionary War Jokes)
  42. What do you call an ant running away with another ant?… Antelope. (Ant Jokes & Track Jokes)
  43. What do do-nuts wear to weddings?… Tuxedoughs! (Donut Jokes)
  44. Did you hear about the two cell phones who got married?… The reception was terrific.
  45. What do you call two sharks who get married?… Hooked for life. (Shark Jokes)
  46. Two florists recently got married. It was an arranged marriage.
  47. I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.
  48. Did you hear about the notebook who married a pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.
  49. Did you hear about the two bed bugs that are getting married?… They’re having a lovely wedding in the spring. (Spring Jokes)
  50. Do you know why the King of Hearts married the Queen of Hearts? They were perfectly suited to each other.
  51. Did you hear about the bald man who married his comb? He promised, “I’ll never part with it!”
  52. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a very emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers.
  53. It’s been ten years since the invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids are nothing to look at either.
  54. Comic Sans break up with Times New Roman? He just wasn’t her type.
  55. Unfortunately, the jumper cables are getting a divorce. They just didn’t have that spark.
  56. Sadly, hydrogen and helium broke things off. But they still think of each other periodically.