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More Wedding Jokes…

  1. Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  2. Did you hear about the wedding on the moon?… The couple was so nice, but there was no atmosphere! (Astronomy Jokes)
  3. Did you hear about the two cell antennas who got married?… The ceremony was just o.k., but the reception was great.
  4. I went to an ocean themed (retirement / graduation / birthday / prom) party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)
  5. What does a hotdog call his wife?… Honey bun. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  6. What do you call two young married spiders?… Newly webs. (Wedding Jokes & Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  7. Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged?… I hear they met on the web. (Spider Jokes)
  8. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?… Because they cantaloupe. (Watermelon Jokes)
  9. Two cannonballs got married this morning. I hear they’re already expecting BBs. (Revolutionary War Jokes)
  10. What do you call an ant running away with another ant?… Antelope. (Ant Jokes & Track Jokes)
  11. What do do-nuts wear to weddings?… Tuxedoughs! (Donut Jokes)
  12. Did you hear about the two cell phones who got married?… The reception was terrific.
  13. What do you call two sharks who get married?… Hooked for life. (Shark Jokes)
  14. Two florists recently got married. It was an arranged marriage.
  15. I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.
  16. Did you hear about the notebook who married a pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.
  17. Did you hear about the two bed bugs that are getting married?… They’re having a lovely wedding in the spring. (Spring Jokes)
  18. Do you know why the King of Hearts married the Queen of Hearts? They were perfectly suited to each other.
  19. Did you hear about the bald man who married his comb? He promised, “I’ll never part with it!”
  20. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a very emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers.
  21. It’s been ten years since the invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids are nothing to look at either.
  22. Comic Sans break up with Times New Roman? He just wasn’t her type.
  23. Unfortunately, the jumper cables are getting a divorce. They just didn’t have that spark.
  24. Sadly, hydrogen and helium broke things off. But they still think of each other periodically.