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  1. What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes)
  2. Why did the poor, rookie Super Bowl quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
  3. What Super Bowl play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
  4. What is Campbell’s favorite athletic event?… The “soup” er Bowl.
  5. Why did the Super Bowl football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
  6. How is losing money in a payphone like the Super Bowl?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
  7. What do you call a Super Bowl lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  8. Where do for Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture. (Cow Jokes)
  9. What is the hardest foot to buy a football cleat for?… A square foot. (Math Jokes)
  10. What did the football say to the Super Bowl punter?… “I get a kick out of you.” (College Jokes)
  11. Losing Super Bowl Coach responding to interview question: “What do you think about the execution of your team? Coach Response: I am all in favor of it!”
  12. What’s the difference between the losing Super Bowl football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  13. What kind of ends do you find in libraries?… Book ends. (Library Jokes)
  14. Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a Super Bowl player?… Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
  15. Why do Super Bowl coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
  16. How did Scrooge win the Super Bowl?… The ghost of Christmas passed. (Christmas Jokes)
  17. Who are the happiest people at the Super Bowl?… The cheerleaders. (Cheerleading Jokes)
  18. How is the losing Super Bowl football team like an opossum?… They play dead at home and get killed on the road. (Car Jokes)
  19. Which Super Bowl player is the easiest target to hit with the football?… The wide receiver.
  20. Why can’t losing Super Bowl quarterback use the phone anymore?… Because he can’t find the receiver.
  21. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Super Bowl?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  22. How did the football team win a game on Groundhog day?… They ground it out with the running game. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
  23. Did you here about the Super Bowl player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?
  24. Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?…They can’t string three “Ws” together.
  25. What is a football spectator’s favorite month?… “Fan” uary. (January Jokes)
  26. What would you get if you crossed a Super Bowl player and the Invisible Man?… Football like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes)
  27. Why are Super Bowl football stadiums always cool?… Because they’re full of fans.
  28. What did the reindeer say to the football player?… “Your Blitzen days are over!” (Reindeer Jokes)
  29. A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited. However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium. So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field. He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken. The man replies, “No.” The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?” The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.” “Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?” “No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
  30. When is a Super Bowl football player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  31. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the Super Bowl! (August Jokes)
  32. Where do athletes go to get a new Super Bowl uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  33. How do you keep the losing Super Bowl football team out of your yard?… Put up a goalpost.
  34. What did the Super Bowl coach say to the broken vending machine?… “Give me my quarterback!”
  35. What did the football say to the Super Bowl place kicker?… “I get a kick out of you.”
  36. What did the mummy Super Bowl coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Halloween Jokes)
  37. What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night.
  38. Did you hear about the Super Bowl football who wore two jackets when he painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
  39. Why was Cinderella such a bad at football?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Halloween Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  40. What’s the difference between the losing Super Bowl team’s fan and a baby?… A baby will stop whining eventually.
  41. What does the losing Super Bowl team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  42. What do you call an Atlanta Falcons football player with a Super Bowl ring?… A thief.
  43. How do you keep the losing Super Bowl team out of your front yard?… Put up goal posts.
  44. How was the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
  45. What’s the difference between O. J. Simpson and the losing Super Bowl team?… O. J. Simpson had a defense.
  46. A football coach walked into the changing room before a game.  He looked over to his new signing and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed arithmetic, but we need you to be in the team. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right then you will be allowed to play.” The player agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What’s two plus two?” The player thought for a moment and then answered, “4?” “Did you say 4?” the coach exclaimed, excited that the player had actually got the right answer. Suddenly all the other players on the team began shouting, “Come on coach, give him another chance!” (College Jokes)