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- (Butter Jokes)
- Lobster Pun: During the lobster wedding, the lobster groom referred to his new spouse as his “butter half.” (Butter Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- I got really sick after drinking milk with cream… My stomach was churning for a while… but now I’m finally feeling butter. (Milk Jokes & Butter Jokes)
- Croissant Pun: My life’s goal?… To be as rich as a butter croissant.
- What did the croissant say to its chef?… Butter me up.
- Why did the lobsterman bring crayons to the Lobsterfest?… So he could draw butter. (Crayon Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
- Croissant Pun: Butter believe I love croissants.
- You know how to butter me up, said the croissant to the knife.
- How does a croissant apologize?… It butters you up! (Butter Jokes)
- Who does a croissant bring to a party?… Its butter half!
- How does a croissant ask for a date?… It butters you up! (Butter Jokes)
- That butter had better not loaf around… We’ve got croissants to make!
- March 7th National Pancake Day Jokes: How do you make a pancake smile?… Butter him up.
- What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly! (Swimming Jokes)
- What did the croissant say when breaking up with his girlfriend?… You deserve butter.
- Croissant Pun: Life is butter with croissants.