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“Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
- What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mother’s day on the 1st day of school?… The school bus! (Mother’s Day Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- What is a runner’s favorite movie?… The Green Mile. (Movie Jokes & Track and Field Jokes)
- What shade of red is your heart?… Beat red! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)
- If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (March Madness Jokes)
- Elementary School Motto: Keep calm, Crayon. (Jokes for Teachers)
- What’s a cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
- Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood. (Nurse Jokes)
- Why does an elementary school teacher feel sorry for students who eat crayons…. They dye inside a little. (Jokes for Teachers)
- I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid… They always tasted worse than the other crayons! (Jokes for Teachers)
- What is the #1 vacation spot for crayons?… Color-ado. (Colorado Jokes)
- What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN! (Napping Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
- What was Snoopy’s favorite color?… Charlie Brown. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
- Compare and Contrasts: Crayons and M&Ms….They taste the same no matter what color they are.
- What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?… “Purr”ple.
- What kind of ant can you color with?… A crayant! (Ant Jokes)
- Why did the crayon cry?… He was feeling blue. (Psychology Jokes)
- I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!” (Grandparent Jokes)
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Summer Camp Jokes)
- Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the game?… He wanted to draw fouls.
- Why did the basketball player bring crayons to March Madness?… He wanted to draw fouls.
- President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.” (Judo Jokes)