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“Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best crayon jokes.
- Elementary School Motto: Keep calm, Crayon. (Jokes for Teachers & Elementary School Jokes)
- What is the #1 vacation spot for crayons?… Color-ado. (Colorado Jokes)
- Why did the lobsterman bring crayons to the Lobsterfest?… So he could draw butter. (Butter Jokes & Lobster Jokes)
- What shade of red is your heart?… Beat red!
- I’ve never understood the Navy’s color being Navy blue… I thought they were the aqua-marines.
- What color are military submarines?… Deep navy.
- My niece stabbed me with a red crayon today… It drew blood.
- Compare and Contrasts: Crayons and M&Ms….They taste the same no matter what color they are.
- Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood. (Nurse Jokes)
- What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
- What’s the worst part about an unexpected box of Crayons?… It’s out of the blue.
- Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN! (Napping Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
- I had one colorblind friend who just couldn’t read Colorado… Every time it was ado for him. (Grammar Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
- Which crayon at the Crayola factory is in charge of answering the phones?… Yellow?
- How do programmers arrange their crayons?… They use color coding.
- I was applying to volunteer at a blood drive, but they rejected me when they asked me to demonstrate drawing blood… I guess they didn’t want me to use crayon.
- If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house?… In Washington, D.C.
- If Shaquille O’Neal was a crayon (shade of blue) he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (March Madness Jokes)
- What is a runner’s favorite movie?… The Green Mile. (Movie Jokes & Track and Field Jokes)
- What shade of red is your heart?… Beat red! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- This orange does not taste right… I think I’m gonna put it back in the crayon box.
- I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!” (Grandparent Jokes)
- President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.” (Judo Jokes)
- I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid… They always tasted worse than the other crayons! (Jokes for Teachers)
- What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?… “Purr”ple.
- What was Snoopy’s favorite color?… Charlie Brown. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
- Why did the crayon cry?… He was feeling blue. (Psychology Jokes)
- What’s a cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about crayons?
- What is a groundhog’s favorite crayon color?… Mahogany! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Why does an elementary school teacher feel sorry for students who eat crayons…. They dye inside a little. (Jokes for Teachers)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good crayon knock-knock joke?
- What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mother’s day on the 1st day of school?… The school bus! (Mother’s Day Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good crayon knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What kind of ant can you color with?… A crayant! (Ant Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad I’m here?
- When do you go on red and stop on green?… When you are eating a watermelon.
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Summer Camp Jokes)
- Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the game?… He wanted to draw fouls.
- What do you call a crayon that looks like a strawberry?… A cranberry.
- Why did the basketball player bring crayons to March Madness?… He wanted to draw fouls.
- What’s black and white and makes lots of noise?… A zebra with a drum.
- What color socks do bears wear?… They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!
- What bird is always sad?… The blue jay.
- I bought my grandchildren some crayons. I have to say… … they make my kin scrawl.
- What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car?… A pink carnation.
- Why did the tomato turn red?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
- When is a black dog not a black dog?… When it’s a grey-hound!
- What is orange and sounds like a parrot?… A carrot.
- I got some black and white tattoos done in shapes a few years ago, and anytime my wife gets upset she just lies on me and colours them in… I guess sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to crayon.
- What did the White crayon say to the Black crayon?… We make a GRAY team!
- My grandson stabbed me with a red crayon today… It drew blood.
- I just can’t draw blood With this orange crayon… It isn’t sharp enough.
- What’s the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?… The crayon is non-toxic!