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“Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best crayon jokes.
  2. Elementary School Motto: Keep calm, Crayon. (Jokes for Teachers & Elementary School Jokes)
  3. What is the #1 vacation spot for crayons?… Color-ado. (Colorado Jokes)
  4. Why did the lobsterman bring crayons to the Lobsterfest?… So he could draw butter. (Butter Jokes & Lobster Jokes)
  5. What shade of red is your heart?… Beat red! 
  6. I’ve never understood the Navy’s color being Navy blue… I thought they were the aqua-marines.
  7. What color are military submarines?… Deep navy.
  8. My niece stabbed me with a red crayon today… It drew blood.
  9. Compare and Contrasts: Crayons and M&Ms….They taste the same no matter what color they are.
  10. Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood. (Nurse Jokes)
  11. What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
  12. What’s the worst part about an unexpected box of Crayons?… It’s out of the blue.
  13. Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)
  14. Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN! (Napping Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  15. I had one colorblind friend who just couldn’t read Colorado… Every time it was ado for him. (Grammar Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  16. Which crayon at the Crayola factory is in charge of answering the phones?… Yellow?
  17. How do programmers arrange their crayons?… They use color coding.
  18. I was applying to volunteer at a blood drive, but they rejected me when they asked me to demonstrate drawing blood… I guess they didn’t want me to use crayon.
  19. If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house?… In Washington, D.C.
  20. If Shaquille O’Neal was a crayon (shade of blue) he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (March Madness Jokes)
  21. What is a runner’s favorite movie?… The Green Mile. (Movie Jokes & Track and Field Jokes)
  22. What shade of red is your heart?… Beat red! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  23. This orange does not taste right… I think I’m gonna put it back in the crayon box.
  24. I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!” (Grandparent Jokes)
  25. President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.” (Judo Jokes)
  26. I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid… They always tasted worse than the other crayons! (Jokes for Teachers)
  27. What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?… “Purr”ple.
  28. What was Snoopy’s favorite color?… Charlie Brown. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  29. Why did the crayon cry?… He was feeling blue. (Psychology Jokes)
  30. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about crayons?
  32. What is a groundhog’s favorite crayon color?… Mahogany! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  33. Why does an elementary school teacher feel sorry for students who eat crayons…. They dye inside a little. (Jokes for Teachers)
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good crayon knock-knock joke?
  35. What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mother’s day on the 1st day of school?… The school bus! (Mother’s Day Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good crayon knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  37. What kind of ant can you color with?… A crayant! (Ant Jokes)
  38. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad I’m here?
  39. When do you go on red and stop on green?… When you are eating a watermelon.
  40. Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  41. Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the game?… He wanted to draw fouls.
  42. What do you call a crayon that looks like a strawberry?… A cranberry.
  43. Why did the basketball player bring crayons to March Madness?… He wanted to draw fouls.
  44. What’s black and white and makes lots of noise?… A zebra with a drum.
  45. What color socks do bears wear?… They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!
  46. What bird is always sad?… The blue jay.
  47. I bought my grandchildren some crayons. I have to say… … they make my kin scrawl.
  48. What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car?… A pink carnation.
  49. Why did the tomato turn red?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
  50. When is a black dog not a black dog?… When it’s a grey-hound!
  51. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?… A carrot.
  52. I got some black and white tattoos done in shapes a few years ago, and anytime my wife gets upset she just lies on me and colours them in… I guess sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to crayon.
  53. What did the White crayon say to the Black crayon?… We make a GRAY team!
  54. My grandson stabbed me with a red crayon today… It drew blood.
  55. I just can’t draw blood With this orange crayon… It isn’t sharp enough.
  56. What’s the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?… The crayon is non-toxic!