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  1. Son to mother after 1st day of school. “Nothing exciting happened except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat, so I told her.” (Back to School Jokes & Cat Jokes )
  2. What state asks the most questions?… “Why” oming! (Wyoming Jokes)
  3. What is the longest word in the English Dictionary?… Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last. ((Smile Jokes & Track Jokes)
  4. Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object? Student: You are pretty. Teacher: What’s the direct object? Student: A good report card. (Middle School Jokes)
  5. Why did the pirate fail his spelling class?…. Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s. (Deos Selplnig Ralely Mtetar? / Spelling ListsOcean Jokes / Pirate Jokes)
  6. How do ye turn a pirate furious?… Take away the “p.” (Pirate Jokes)
  7. Why do dogs like conjunctions?… They just love buts. (Dog Jokes)
  8. What do you call Santa’s helpers?… Subordinate Clauses. (Christmas Jokes)
  9. What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?… Take the words right out of his mouth! (Dog Jokes)
  10. Graduation: where you trade the agony of writing term papers for the agony of writing resumes. (Graduation Jokes)
  11. There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September It’s the dictionary! (Grammar Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  12. Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” Little Johnny wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
  13. What do you call a pilgrim’s vocabulary?… Pilgrammar. (Pilgrim Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  14. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?… a thesaurus. (Dinosaur Jokes)
  15. “You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…because it’s past tents.” (Camping Jokes & Track Jokes)
  16. Why did the hockey player keep getting talked to by his English teacher?… He kept putting 3 periods at the end of each sentence. (Hockey Jokes)
  17. What do people who love to brag on themselves at summer camp carry their papers in?… A GLOATbook! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  18. What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  19. Why are ants bad at spelling?… They only know Conson-ants. (Ant Jokes)
  20. Have you seen the picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved… It’s completely unprecedented. (Presidents’ Day Jokes & South Dakota Jokes)
  21. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?… An independant. (Ant Jokes)
  22. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?… Smartie Pants!
  23. A waiter approaches a table celebrating their daughters graduation…Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree! Waiter: That’s so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master’s degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some chips and salsa? (Graduation Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  24. What’s another name for Santa’s elves?… Subordinate Clauses. (Christmas Jokes)
  25. I don’t find medical puns funny anymore since I developed an irony deficiency. (Nurse Jokes)
  26. What is Black and white and read (red) all over?… A newspaper.
  27. What’s the best way to make Easter easier?… Put an “i” where the “t” is. (Easter Jokes)
  28. What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?… To be or not to be roasted, that is the question. (Turkey Jokes)
  29. How does Easter end?…With an “R”! (Easter Jokes)
  30. What does the writer suffer from each spring?… A case of allegories. (Spring Jokes)