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  1. Graduation: where you trade the agony of writing term papers for the agony of writing resumes. (Graduation Jokes)
  2. What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  3. Why are ants bad at spelling?… They only know Conson-ants. (Ant Jokes)
  4. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?… An independant. (Ant Jokes)
  5. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?… Smartie Pants!
  6. What’s another name for Santa’s elves?… Subordinate Clauses. (Christmas Jokes)
  7. I don’t find medical puns funny anymore since I developed an irony deficiency. (Nurse Jokes)
  8. What is Black and white and read (red) all over?… A newspaper.
  9. What’s the best way to make Easter easier?… Put an “i” where the “t” is. (Easter Jokes)
  10. How does Easter end?…With an “R”! (Easter Jokes)
  11. What does the writer suffer from each spring?… A case of allegories. (Spring Jokes)