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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Summer Olympics jokes.
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Paris? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about ? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good knock-knock jokes?
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  6. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Summer Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  7. Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games?… Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!
  8. Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?… Because the players dribble all over the court!
  9. A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify.
  10. What’s the fastest bug at the Olympics?… The quicket.
  11. Why was the Summer Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record!
  12. ArcheryArchery JokesWhat did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”
  13. “I like the Olympics!” the athlete said gamely.
  14. What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener!
  15. Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the Summer Olympics?… It was a cheetah.
  16. Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?… She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
  17. What lights up an Olympic soccer stadium?… A soccer match.
  18. Why couldn’t the wolf run in the marathon?… He wasn’t a part of the human race!
  19. Please use the word “account” in a sentence… “On account of three, we’ll start the race.”
  20. A book never written: “How to Win at the Olympics” by Vick Tori.
  21. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… The splits!
  22. What is the best part of an Olympic boxer’s joke?… The punch line.
  23. Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over?… Because all the fans have left!
  24. What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?… Prontosaurus.
  25. Olympiads — Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.
  26. Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?… It was two-tired.
  27. A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit.
  28. Top 10 Artistic Gymnastics Jokes: What do you get when you cross a painter with a tumbler?… An Artistic Gymnast.
  29. Top 10 Artistic Swimming Jokes: What do you get when you throw a painter into the pool?… Artistic Swimming.
  30. BadmintonBadminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
  31. BaseballBaseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  32. BasketballBasketball Jokes: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  33. Beach VolleyballBeach Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
  34. BMX Freestyle Jokes:
  35. A book never written: “How to Do Gymnastics” by Tom E. Tuck.
  36. BMX Racing Jokes
  37. BoxingBoxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  38. CanoeCanoe Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
  39. DivingDiving Jokes: Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  40. Did you hear about the grilled cheese sandwich who failed to medal at the Olympics?… It fell at the final curdle. (Track and Field Jokes & Summer Olympic Jokes)
  41. EquestrianEquestrian Jokes: Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
  42. FencingFencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
  43. USA Soccer: Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  44. What animal is best at hitting a baseball?… A bat.
  45. Golf: Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf match?… He screamed with every swing.
  46. USA Handball: Handball Jokes @USATH What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  47. Field HockeyField Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
  48. USA Judo Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
  49. USA Karate Karate Jokes: Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
  50. Marathon Swimming Jokes
  51. Modern Pentathlon USA Modern Pentathlon @USAPentathlon (1.7K followers) Pentathlon Jokes
  52. Mountain Biking
  53. Rhythmic Gymnastics
  54. Road Cycling CyclingCycling Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  55. USA Rowing@usrowing (26.4K followers)
  56. USA Rugby (7s): Rugby Jokes A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”
  57. USA sailing@ussailing (25.1K followers)
  58. USA shooting @USAShooting (40.2K followers)
  59. Skateboarding
  60. Sport Climbing
  61. Surfing
  62. Swimming USA Synchronized SwimmingSwimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
  63. USA Table Tennis@usatabletennis (9K followers)
  64. USA Taekwondo@USA_Taekwondo (22.4K followers)
  65. USA Tennis: Tennis Jokes@usta Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  66. USA KayakKayak Jokes: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
  67. BowlingBowling Jokes: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
  68. USA GymnasticsGymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
  69. Track Cycling
  70. Trampoline
  71. USA TriathlonTriathlon Jokes: Who is the unofficial sponsor of the oldest Triathlon?… Ironman!
  72. USA Volleyball Volleyball Jokes@usavolleyball What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
  73. USA RacquetballRacquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
  74. ASA / USA Softball: Softball Jokes): What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  75. How do fireflies start a race?… “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”
  76. USA Water Polo@USAWP (32K followers)
  77. USA Weightlifting@USWeightlifting (43K followers)
  78. USA Wrestling@USAWrestling (124K followers)
  79. Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
  80. Top Marathon Jokes
  81. USA Roller Sports@USARS (5K followers)
  82. US Squash@USSQUASH (4.3K followers)
  83. US Track and Field@usatf (123K followers)
  84. USA Water Ski@USAWaterSki (4.5K followers)
  85. Why did the Olympic golfer have an extra pair of pants?… In case he got a hole in one.
  86. Knock, knock…Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for? We didn’t win a medal.
  87. What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?… Pool-ups. — 15.
  88. What did the Olympic archer say when she nearly got shot at the archery contest?… Wow, that was an arrow escape!
  89. Why did the Easter Bunny join the Olympics?… Because he heard that first place gets 24 carrots.
  90. Why couldn’t the dog run in the marathon?… Because he wasn’t a part of the human race!