Summer Olympics Jokes

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  1. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Summer Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  2. Archery: Archery Jokes: What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”
  3. Top 10 Artistic Gymnastics Jokes: What do you get when you cross a painter with a tumbler?… An Artistic Gymnast.
  4. Top 10 Artistic Swimming Jokes: What do you get when you throw a painter into the pool?… Artistic Swimming.
  5. Badminton: Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
  6. Baseball: Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  7. Basketball: Basketball Jokes: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  8. Beach Volleyball: Beach Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
  9. BMX Freestyle Jokes:
  10. BMX Racing Jokes
  11. Boxing: Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  12. Canoe: Canoe Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
  13. Diving: Diving Jokes: Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  14. Equestrian: Equestrian Jokes: Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
  15. Fencing: Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
  16. USA Soccer: Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  17. Golf: Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf match?… He screamed with every swing.
  18. USA Handball: Handball Jokes @USATH What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  19. Field Hockey: Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
  20. USA Judo Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
  21. USA Karate Karate Jokes: Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
  22. Marathon Swimming Jokes
  23. Modern Pentathlon USA Modern Pentathlon @USAPentathlon (1.7K followers) Pentathlon Jokes
  24. Mountain Biking
  25. Rhythmic Gymnastics
  26. Road Cycling Cycling: Cycling Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  27. USA Rowing: @usrowing (26.4K followers)
  28. USA Rugby (7s): Rugby Jokes A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”
  29. USA sailing: @ussailing (25.1K followers)
  30. USA shooting @USAShooting (40.2K followers)
  31. Skateboarding
  32. Sport Climbing
  33. Surfing
  34. Swimming USA Synchronized Swimming: Swimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
  35. USA Table Tennis: @usatabletennis (9K followers)
  36. USA Taekwondo: @USA_Taekwondo (22.4K followers)
  37. USA Tennis: Tennis Jokes: @usta Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  39. USA Kayak: Kayak Jokes: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
  40. Bowling: Bowling Jokes: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
  41. USA Gymnastics: Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
  42. Track Cycling
  43. Trampoline
  44. USA Triathlon: Triathlon Jokes: Who is the unofficial sponsor of the oldest Triathlon?… Ironman!
  45. USA Volleyball Volleyball Jokes: @usavolleyball What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
  46. USA Racquetball: Racquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
  47. ASA / USA Softball: Softball Jokes): What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  48. USA Water Polo: @USAWP (32K followers)
  49. USA Weightlifting: @USWeightlifting (43K followers)
  50. USA Wrestling: @USAWrestling (124K followers)
  52. Top Marathon Jokes
  53. USA Roller Sports: @USARS (5K followers)
  54. US Squash: @USSQUASH (4.3K followers)
  57. US Track and Field: @usatf (123K followers)
  59. USA Water Ski: @USAWaterSki (4.5K followers)