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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Summer Olympics jokes.
Paris 2024 Summer Olympic Jokes: Simone Biles was full of smiles after competing at the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics.
Paris 2024 Summer Olympic Jokes: Do you think Joe Biden waited until it was closer to the Olympics to pass the torch? (Election Jokes)
Olympiads: Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.
USA Gymnastics: Gymnastics Jokes: What is an olympic gymnast’s favorite 1980’s song?… “I’ll Tumble for Ya” by Culture Club. (365 Music Jokes)
Paris 2024 Summer Olympic Jokes: How do foreigners ask where is the bathroom in France during the 2024 Summer Olympics?… “Oui, Oui?”
Paris 2024 Summer Olympic Jokes: What do you think Snoop Dogg will do with the Olympic torch in Paris?…. (365 Music Jokes)
Paris 2024 Summer Olympic Jokes: Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony: Be seen on La Siene.
Paris 2024 Summer Olympic Jokes: Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony: Celine Dion had it going on.
Paris 2024 Summer Olympic Jokes: Peyton Manning fumbled a couple of names on the countries and athletes at the Paris Olympics.
What Bangles song is perfect for the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics?… Eternal Flame. (365 Music Jokes)
“I love the Summer Olympics!” the Olympic fan said gamely.
Paris 2024 Summer Olympic Jokes: “I love the Summer Olympics!” the Paris fan said gamely.
Which Olympic sport generates the most conversation?… Discus. (Track and Field Jokes)
Paris 2024 Summer Olympic Jokes
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Paris? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
It’s so amazing how you have to stay on track and jump so many hurdles to get to the Olympics. (Track and Field Jokes)
A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. (Book Jokes)
A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit. (Book Jokes)
Beach Volleyball: Beach Volleyball Jokes: Why did the Olympic volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
What do you call an Olympic basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the coach of the 1992 USA Basketball Dream team? (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the country that lost to 1992 USA Basketball Dream team in the gold medal game? (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the members of the 1992 USA Basketball Dream team? (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Olympic Games?… Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup! (Lettuce Jokes & Ketchup Jokes)
I just competed in the suntanning olympics… but I only got bronze.
Basketball: Basketball Jokes: What kind of stories are told by Olympic basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
I won a silver medal at the Olympics… It’s for telling knock knock jokes… I won agold medal too… For stopping.
Baseball: Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the Olympic baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
What did the archer say when she nearly got shot at the archery contest?… that was an arrow escape!
What kind of phone does an Olympic Gymnast use?… A flip phone!
Top 10 Artistic Gymnastics Jokes: What do you get when you cross a painter with a tumbler?… An Artistic Gymnast.
Top 10 Artistic Swimming Jokes: What do you get when you throw a painter into the pool?… Artistic Swimming.
Badminton: Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
“I like the Olympics!” the athlete said gamely.
Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?… Because the players dribble all over the court!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Summer Olympics knock knock jokes?
Please use the word “account” in a sentence… “On account of three, we’ll start the race.”
What lights up an Olympic soccer stadium?… A soccer match.
What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Paris Olympics?… So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump. (2024 Election Jokes)
Boxing: Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over?… Because all the fans have left!
What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?… Prontosaurus. (Dinosaur Jokes)
A book never written: “How to Win at the Olympics” by Vick Tori.
What’s a gymnast’s favorite part of a keyboard?… The space bar!
What’s a boxer’s favorite drink?… Punch!
Why don’t runners ever get lost?… They always stay on track!
What’s an olympian’s favorite kind of music?… Heavy “medal!”
Why did the water polo team get kicked out of the pool?… Too much horse play!
How do BMX riders greet each other?… Wheelie nice to see you!
Where do Olympians hang out after a big day at the pool?… The Dive Bar!
Where do the gymnastics team hangout?… Parallel Bars!
Where do the gymnastics team hangout?… Uneven Parallel Bars!
I tried to win the gold with curling to no avail, so I switched to ice skating… go figure.
Why did the diver start a band?… For the high notes and deep tracks!
Why did the fencer get a promotion?… He was on point!
What does the sculling team eat before every race?… A “row”-bust meal!
What do you call a bad water ballet?… Sink-chronized swimming!
What did the French anxious swimmers say getting into the green pool water?… At least we’re not in Seine!
While almost every long distance runner complained about the summer heat, what did the French marathon champ say?… I thinks it’s quite Louvre-ly!
Did you hear about the weightlifter who was always tired?… He just needed a lift…
I don’t always tell jokes about weightlifting, but when I do, they’re usually pretty jacked.
Why aren’t fish good at ping pong?… Always stuck in the net.
Why do wrestlers never marry?… To avoid getting pinned down.
Why don’t grasshoppers play rugby?… They prefer cricket!
What do rugby players drink?… Penal-tea!
Why was the hurdle race so emotional?… The athletes couldn’t get over it!
What’s an equestrian’s favorite game?… Stable Tennis!
Why did the equestrian cross the road?… To get to the other neigh-borhood.
What lights up an Olympic football stadium?… A football match.
What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener!
Why was the Summer Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record!
What’s the fastest bug at the Olympics?… The quicket.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Summer Olympics? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Summer Olympics knock-knock jokes?
Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?… She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Archery: Archery Jokes: What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Summer Olympics knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the Summer Olympics?… It was a cheetah.
Why couldn’t the wolf run in the marathon?… He wasn’t a part of the human race!
What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… The splits!
BMX Freestyle Jokes: Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?… It was two-tired.
A book never written: “How to Do Gymnastics” by Tom E. Tuck. (Gymnastics Jokes)
Canoe: Canoe Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
Diving: Diving Jokes: Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
Did you hear about the grilled cheese sandwich who failed to medal at the Olympics?… It fell at the final curdle. (Track and Field Jokes & Summer Olympic Jokes)
Equestrian: Equestrian Jokes: Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
Fencing: Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
USA Soccer: Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?… A bat.
Golf: Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf match?… He screamed with every swing.
USA Handball: Handball Jokes @USATH What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
Field Hockey: Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
USA Judo Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
USA Karate Karate Jokes: Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
Marathon Swimming Jokes
Modern Pentathlon USA Modern Pentathlon @USAPentathlon (1.7K followers) Pentathlon Jokes
Mountain Biking
Rhythmic Gymnastics
Road Cycling Cycling: Cycling Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
USA Rowing: @usrowing (26.4K followers)
USA Rugby (7s): Rugby Jokes A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”
USA sailing: @ussailing (25.1K followers)
USA shooting @USAShooting (40.2K followers)
Skateboarding
Sport Climbing
Surfing
Swimming USA Synchronized Swimming: Swimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
USA Table Tennis: @usatabletennis (9K followers)
USA Taekwondo: @USA_Taekwondo (22.4K followers)
USA Tennis: Tennis Jokes: @usta Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
USA Kayak: Kayak Jokes: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Bowling: Bowling Jokes: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
USA Gymnastics: Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
Track Cycling
Trampoline
USA Triathlon: Triathlon Jokes: Who is the unofficial sponsor of the oldest Triathlon?… Ironman!
USA Volleyball Volleyball Jokes: @usavolleyball What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
USA Racquetball: Racquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
ASA / USA Softball: Softball Jokes): What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
How do fireflies start a race?… “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”
USA Water Polo: @USAWP (32K followers)
USA Weightlifting: @USWeightlifting (43K followers)
USA Wrestling: @USAWrestling (124K followers)
Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
Top Marathon Jokes
USA Roller Sports: @USARS (5K followers)
US Squash: @USSQUASH (4.3K followers)
US Track and Field: @usatf (123K followers)
USA Water Ski: @USAWaterSki (4.5K followers)
Why did the Olympic golfer have an extra pair of pants?… In case he got a hole in one.
Knock, knock…Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for? We didn’t win a medal.
What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?… Pool-ups. — 15.
What did the Olympic archer say when she nearly got shot at the archery contest?… Wow, that was an arrow escape!
Why did the Easter Bunny join the Olympics?… Because he heard that first place gets 24 carrots.
Why couldn’t the dog run in the marathon?… Because he wasn’t a part of the human race!

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