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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Summer Olympics jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Paris? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about ? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good knock-knock jokes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Summer Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games?… Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!
- Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?… Because the players dribble all over the court!
- A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify.
- What’s the fastest bug at the Olympics?… The quicket.
- Why was the Summer Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record!
- Archery: Archery Jokes: What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”
- “I like the Olympics!” the athlete said gamely.
- What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener!
- Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the Summer Olympics?… It was a cheetah.
- Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?… She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
- What lights up an Olympic soccer stadium?… A soccer match.
- Why couldn’t the wolf run in the marathon?… He wasn’t a part of the human race!
- Please use the word “account” in a sentence… “On account of three, we’ll start the race.”
- A book never written: “How to Win at the Olympics” by Vick Tori.
- What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… The splits!
- What is the best part of an Olympic boxer’s joke?… The punch line.
- Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over?… Because all the fans have left!
- What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?… Prontosaurus.
- Olympiads — Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.
- Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?… It was two-tired.
- A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit.
- Top 10 Artistic Gymnastics Jokes: What do you get when you cross a painter with a tumbler?… An Artistic Gymnast.
- Top 10 Artistic Swimming Jokes: What do you get when you throw a painter into the pool?… Artistic Swimming.
- Badminton: Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
- Baseball: Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
- Basketball: Basketball Jokes: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
- Beach Volleyball: Beach Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
- BMX Freestyle Jokes:
- A book never written: “How to Do Gymnastics” by Tom E. Tuck.
- BMX Racing Jokes
- Boxing: Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
- Canoe: Canoe Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
- Diving: Diving Jokes: Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
- Equestrian: Equestrian Jokes: Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
- Fencing: Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
- USA Soccer: Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
- What animal is best at hitting a baseball?… A bat.
- Golf: Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf match?… He screamed with every swing.
- USA Handball: Handball Jokes @USATH What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Field Hockey: Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
- USA Judo Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
- USA Karate Karate Jokes: Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
- Marathon Swimming Jokes
- Modern Pentathlon USA Modern Pentathlon @USAPentathlon (1.7K followers) Pentathlon Jokes
- Mountain Biking
- Rhythmic Gymnastics
- Road Cycling Cycling: Cycling Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
- USA Rowing: @usrowing (26.4K followers)
- USA Rugby (7s): Rugby Jokes A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”
- USA sailing: @ussailing (25.1K followers)
- USA shooting @USAShooting (40.2K followers)
- Skateboarding
- Sport Climbing
- Surfing
- Swimming USA Synchronized Swimming: Swimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
- USA Table Tennis: @usatabletennis (9K followers)
- USA Taekwondo: @USA_Taekwondo (22.4K followers)
- USA Tennis: Tennis Jokes: @usta Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- USA Kayak: Kayak Jokes: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
- Bowling: Bowling Jokes: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
- USA Gymnastics: Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
- Track Cycling
- Trampoline
- USA Triathlon: Triathlon Jokes: Who is the unofficial sponsor of the oldest Triathlon?… Ironman!
- USA Volleyball Volleyball Jokes: @usavolleyball What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
- USA Racquetball: Racquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
- ASA / USA Softball: Softball Jokes): What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
- How do fireflies start a race?… “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”
- USA Water Polo: @USAWP (32K followers)
- USA Weightlifting: @USWeightlifting (43K followers)
- USA Wrestling: @USAWrestling (124K followers)
- Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
- Top Marathon Jokes
- USA Roller Sports: @USARS (5K followers)
- US Squash: @USSQUASH (4.3K followers)
- US Track and Field: @usatf (123K followers)
- USA Water Ski: @USAWaterSki (4.5K followers)
- Why did the Olympic golfer have an extra pair of pants?… In case he got a hole in one.
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for? We didn’t win a medal.
- What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?… Pool-ups. — 15.
- What did the Olympic archer say when she nearly got shot at the archery contest?… Wow, that was an arrow escape!
- Why did the Easter Bunny join the Olympics?… Because he heard that first place gets 24 carrots.
- Why couldn’t the dog run in the marathon?… Because he wasn’t a part of the human race!