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- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for? The Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- A book never written: “How to Win at the Summer Olympics” by Vick Tori. (Book Jokes)
- Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Music Jokes)
- Why did the spotted jungle cat get disqualified from the Olympics?… It was a cheetah.
- Teacher: Please use the word “account” in a sentence. Student: Sure. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.” (Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
- What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Hot Dog Jokes)
- Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Elephant Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
- Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games?… The lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup! (Lettuce Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the dog run in the marathon?… He wasn’t a part of the human race! (Marathon Jokes & (Dog Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?…It was two-tired. (Bike Jokes)
- A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit. ((Marathon Jokes & Book Jokes)
- What is the best part of an Olympic boxer’s joke?… The punch line.
- Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over?… Because all the fans have left!
- Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?… She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
- A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. (Book Jokes)
- What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… The splits!
- How do fireflies start a race?… “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”
- Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?… The players dribble all over the court!
- What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?… Prontosaurus.
- What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Summer Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- “How to Do Gymnastics” by Tom E. Tuck.(Book Jokes)
- Fencing: Top Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
- Boxing: Top Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
- USA Triathlon: Top Triathlon Jokes : Who is the unofficial sponsor of the oldest Triathlon?… Ironman!
- Baseball: Top Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
- Beach Volleyball: Top Beach Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
- USA Kayak: Top Kayak Jokes: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
- Bowling: Top Bowling Jokes: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
- Diving: Top Diving Jokes: Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
- A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled. (Book Jokes)
- USA Gymnastics: Top Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
- USA Soccer (Top Soccer Jokes): Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
- USA Tennis (Top Tennis Jokes): @usta Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- USA Rugby (7s): Top Rugby Jokes A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”
- USA Judo Top Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
- Cycling: Top Cycling Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
- Equestrian: Top Equestrian Jokes: Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
- Basketball: Top Basketball Jokes: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
- USA Racquetball: Top Racquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
- ASA / USA Softball (Top Softball Jokes): What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
- USA Karate Top Karate Jokes: Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
- USA Synchronized Swimming: Top Swimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
- Archery: Top Archery Jokes: What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”
- Badminton: Top Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
- Canoe: Top Canoe Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
- Field Hockey: Top Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
- Golf Top Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf match?… He screamed with every swing.
- USA Volleyball Top Volleyball Jokes: @usavolleyball What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
- USA Handball (Top Handball Jokes) @USATH What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Top Marathon Jokes
- USA Modern Pentathlon @USAPentathlon (1.7K followers)
- USA Roller Sports: @USARS (5K followers)
- USA Rowing: @usrowing (26.4K followers)
- USA sailing: @ussailing (25.1K followers)
- USA shooting @USAShooting (40.2K followers)
- US Squash: @USSQUASH (4.3K followers)
- USA Table Tennis: @usatabletennis (9K followers)
- USA Taekwondo: @USA_Taekwondo (22.4K followers)
- US Track and Field: @usatf (123K followers)
- USA Water Polo: @USAWP (32K followers)
- USA Water Ski: @USAWaterSki (4.5K followers)
- USA Weightlifting: @USWeightlifting (43K followers)
- A book never written: “How to Win at the Olympics” by Vick Tori.
- A book never written: “How to Win at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori.
- USA Wrestling: @USAWrestling (124K followers)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the the Olympics? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)