Elephant Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best elephant jokes.
  2. “Elephants and grandchildren never forget.” Andy Rooney  (Grandparent Jokes)
  3. Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants. (World Geography Jokes)
  4. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Labor Day Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  5. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?… Irrelephant.
  6. How do you raise a baby elephant?… With a forklift! (Baby Jokes)
  7. What does an elephant become after heat stroke during a heat wave?… An Elephaint. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  8. Why is an elephant a great student?… He is all ears. (180 School Jokes)
  9. How do elephants talk to each other?… On the ele-phone!
  10. Why did elephants form a union… They work for peanuts. (Labor Day Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  11. How do elephants stay cool during a heat wave?… Ear Conditioning! (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)
  12. Bama fans can’t spell elephant… so they cheer for laundry detergent. (Alabama Jokes)
  13. What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?… An ele-Vader. (Darth Vader Jokes)
  14. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?… Elephants because they’re really good at it. (Fall Jokes)
  15. Why does an elephant use its trunk as a bookmark?… So it nose where it stopped reading. (Book Jokes)
  16. What did the elephant say to his teacher on the 1st Day of School?… That was a ton of summer work! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
  17. What did the momma elephant say to her kid when he was misbehaving?… “Tusk, tusk!”
  18. Why did the elephants go on strike?… They worked for peanuts. (Labor Day Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  19. Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase to summer camp?… he already had a trunk! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  20. Why did the elephant leave the circus?… He was worked for peanuts. (Labor Day Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  21. What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant! (Ant Jokes)
  22. How much does a dead elephant weigh?… A skeleton. (Skeleton Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  23. What do you call two elephants talking?… A heavy discussion. (Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  24. A big grey elephant was drinking out of a river when he saw a snapping turtle lying asleep on a log. The elephant walks up to the turtle and kicks it over the river to the other side. “Why did you do that?” asked a nearby beaver. “I remember that this little thing took a bite out of me 50 years ago,” exclaimed the elephant. “Wowsers, that is some memory!” said the beaver. “Indeed,” said the elephant. “Turtle recall.” (Turtle Jokes)
  25. What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a tree?… The trunk! (Tree Jokes)
  26. If you took away an elephant’s trunk, how would it smell?… Trunk or no trunk, it would smell pretty bad.
  27. What do you call a baby elephant that hates taking baths?… A smellyphant! (Baby Jokes)
  28. What’s an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character?… TUSKan Raiders. (Star Wars Jokes)
  29. What does an elephant mom say to her children every morning?… “I love each and ivory one of you!”
  30. What album could an elephant listen to all day long?… Tusk by Fleetwood Mac. (Music Jokes)
  31. What game do you not want to play with an elephant?… Squash. (Squash Jokes)
  32. What does an elephant use for his college essay?… Ella font. (Computer Jokes)
  33. What goes down but never goes up?… An elephant in an elevator. (Elevator Jokes)
  34. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta to go the circus. I love to see elephants. (Elephant Jokes)
  35. What was the elephant doing on the freeway?… About 5 M.P. H. (Car Jokes)
  36. Why are elephants bad dancers?… Because they have two left feet! (Dance Jokes)
  37. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta to go the zoo. I love to see elephants. (Zoo Jokes & Elephant Jokes)
  38. How do you prevent an elephant from charging?… Take away it’s credit card. (Black Friday Jokes)
  39. Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam?… He called it Wildlife Preserve. (Giraffe Jokes)
  40. Why did the zookeeper refuse to work the elephant enclosure?… The work kept piling up. (Labor Day Jokes)
  41. What’s big, grey and falls from trees in Autumn?… E “leaf” ant. (Tree Jokes)
  42. What happens when an elephant gets lightheaded?… It ele-faints. (Doctor Jokes)
  43. What do you call an elephant that can fly?… A propellephant! (Plane Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
  44. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?… Swimming trunks. (Swimming Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  45. What do you call an elephant that laughs a lot?… An elaughant.
  46. How do you catch an elephant?…  Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut! (Elephant Jokes)
  47. What vegetable does a pumpkin become when an elephant stands on it?… Squash! (Pumpkin Jokes)
  48. What did the peanut say to the elephant?…  Nothing, peanuts can’t talk. (Elephant Jokes)
  49. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?… He called a tow truck! (Car Jokes)
  50. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  51. Why did the elephant leave the circus?… He was tired of working for peanuts! (Circus Jokes)
  52. Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?… He was afraid of the mouse. (Computer Jokes)
  53. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  54. What is an elephants favorite musical?… The elephantom of the opera. (365 Music Jokes)
  55. What do you do with a blue elephant?… Tell it silly jokes!
  56. What’s an elephant called that won’t share its toys?… Elfish
  57. When an elephant is bored, what’s it like to do?… Watch elevision
  58. What sport will an elephant always beat you at?… Squash!
  59. What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use?… Ella font. (Computer Jokes)
  60. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Egg Jokes & Police Jokes)
  61. What did the elephant say to her daughter when he misbehaved?… “Tusk tusk!”
  62. What do elephants and trees have in common?… They both have big trunks! (Tree Jokes)
  63. Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  64. Did you hear about the elephant that got stuck up a tree last summer?… In order to get down, she had to sit on a branch and wait until fall. (Tree Jokes)
  65. What did the zoo keeper say when he saw the elephant wearing sunglasses?… Nothing, he didn’t recognize him. (Zoo Jokes & Elephant Jokes)
  66. What animal is always up for an adventure?… Elephants! They have a trunk with them wherever they go. 
  67. How do you lift an elephant with one hand?… Don’t worry about it, you will probably never meet an elephant with one hand.
  68. What did the elephant do to unwind after work?… He watched ele-vision! (Labor Day Jokes)
  69. Why did the elephant get pulled over?… He sped through the stomp sign. (Car Jokes & Police Jokes)
  70. What’s big and gray and has horns?… An elephant marching band! (365 Music Jokes)
  71. What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds?… Cinderellephant! (Cinderella Jokes)
  72. What’s the only way an elephant flies?… By dumbo jet! (Plane Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
  73. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car. (Car Jokes)
  74. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  75. What is big, grey, and has a lot of red bumps?… An elephant that was stung by a bunch of bees. (Bee Jokes)
  76. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  77. What do you call an elephant that never takes a shower?… A smellyphant!
  78. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about elephants?
  79. What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?… Squash. (Fall Jokes)
  80. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses?… Nothing. He didn’t recognize them. (Tarzan Jokes for Kids)
  81. What’s as large as an elephant but weighs nothing at all?… An elephant’s shadow. 
  82. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?… Look! A herd of elephants! (Tarzan Jokes for Kids)
  83. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good elephant knock-knock joke?
  84. Why didn’t the African elephant like playing UNO?… There are too many cheetahs. 
  85. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?… Because their trunks kept falling down! (Swimming Jokes)
  86. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good elephant knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  87. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?… They only had a pair of trunks. (Swimming Jokes)
  88. What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?… It’s time to buy a new skateboard. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  89. Why do elephants never forget?… Because nobody ever tells them anything!
  90. How do you know if there’s an elephant in your fridge?… You open the door and see the elephant.
  91. Why couldn’t the elephant ride the bus to school?… It’s trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat. (Jokes for Teachers)
  92. Why do elephants need trunks?… Because they don’t have handbags. 
  93. What do you call an elephant that hates taking baths?… A smellyphant!
  94. Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse on vacation. (Teacher Jokes)
  95. Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?… Because he doesn’t have thumbs to ring the bell.
  96. Which animals were last to leave Noah’s ark?… The elephants, because they had to pack their trunks!
  97. What is the difference between an elephant and a dozen eggs?… If you don’t know, I am sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs. (Egg Jokes)
  98. What is the difference between a mouse and an elephant?… About a ton.
  99. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?… Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
  100. What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?… Stuck!
  101. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer?… A 2 ton know-it-all. (Computer Jokes)
  102. Did you know elephants can grow up to 11 feet?… Most only have four.
  103. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?… a BIG hole.
  104. Why are elephants wrinkled?… Have you tried to iron one?
  105. What do you call an elephant covered in mud?… Dirty!
  106. Why do elephants travel in herds?… Because if they traveled in flocks they might get mistaken for sheep.
  107. Where do you find elephants?… It depends on where you left them.
  108. Why do elephants live in the jungle?.. They can’t fit in a house.
  109. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?… It was not raining.
  110. Where do baby elephants come from?… Big storks.
  111. Why do elephants need trunks?… Because they do not have glove compartments.
  112. Why are elephants so wrinkly?… Because ironing them takes way too long. 
  113. How does an Elephant get out of a tree?… Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn! (Fall Jokes)
  114. What is the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?… You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
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  116. How can you tell if an elephant is under your bed?… Your nose will touch the ceiling. 
  117. Why did the tree fall down?… I thought it was an elephant.
  118. What do you get when you cross and elephant and a kangaroo?… Great big holes across Australia.
  119. How do you eat an elephant?… One bite at a time.
  120. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?… Elephino.
  121. Why do elephants have trunks?… Because they would look funny with a suitcase.
  122. What’s large in size, gray, and has red spots?… An elephant with chickenpox! 
  123. Where does an elephant pack his luggage?… In his trunk!
  124. What is green, wrinkly, and has a long nose?… An elephant. I lied about the green part.
  125. How is an elephant like an apricot?… They are both gray. Well except for the apricot.
  126. How do elephants stay cool at summer camp?… Ear Conditioning!
  127. What did the elephant say to his husband?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  128. What did the elephant say to his son?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  129. What did the elephant say to his daughter?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  130. What’s blue and have big ears?… An elephant at the North Pole.
  131. Why do elephants drink so much?… To try to forget. 
  132. What do you call an elephant with an extra long nose?… Smellephant.
  133. What has big ears and makes toys for Santa?… Elfants 
  134. Why don’t elephants drink martinis?… Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?
  135. What did the elephant say to his wife?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  136. What did the elephant say to his boyfriend?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  137. What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?… Very big worm holes in your garden! (Elephant Jokes)
  138. What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?… Very big holes in your peanut garden. (Worm Jokes)
  139. How do elephants stay cool in the summer?… Ear Conditioning!
  140. How do you know an elephant is in your bed?… Because when you get into bed your nose touches the ceiling. (Napping Jokes)
  141. How does an elephant know what size clothes to buy online?… They use the elle-e-fit size chart. 
  142. What do you call elephants on a train?… passengers.
  143. How do elephants stay cool?… Ear Conditioning! (Summer Jokes)
  144. What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a car?… The trunk! (Tree Jokes)
  145. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?… Time to get a new fence.