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More Elephant Jokes…

  1. Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  2. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Labor Day Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  3. What do you call a baby elephant that hates taking baths?… A smellyphant! (Baby Jokes)
  4. Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam?… He called it Wildlife Preserve. (Giraffe Jokes)
  5. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Egg Jokes)
  6. Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants. (World Geography Jokes)
  7. What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant! (Ant Jokes)
  8. If you took away an elephant’s trunk, how would it smell?… Trunk or no trunk, it would smell pretty bad.
  9. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  10. How do elephants stay cool?… Ear Conditioning! (Summer Jokes)