101 Elephant Jokes

by | Aug 11, 2021 | Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  2. Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam?… He called it Wildlife Preserve. (Giraffe Jokes)
  3. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Egg Jokes)
  4. Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants.
  5. What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant! (Ant Jokes)
  6. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  7. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  8. What do you call two elephants talking?… A heavy discussion.(Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?… He was afraid of the mouse. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
  10. How do elephants stay cool?… Ear Conditioning!
  11. What game do you not want to play with an elephant?… Squash.
  12. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?… Irrelephant.
  13. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?… Because their trunks kept falling down!
  14. If you took away an elephant’s trunk, how would it smell?… Trunk or no trunk, it would smell pretty bad.
  15. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?… They only had a pair of trunks. (Swimming Jokes)
  16. What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?… It’s time to buy a new skateboard. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  17. How do you lift an elephant with one hand?… Don’t worry about it, you will probably never meet an elephant with one hand.
  18. What was the elephant doing on the freeway?… About 5 M.P. H.
  19. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?… He called a tow truck!
  20. What album could an elephant listen to all day long?… Tusk by Fleetwood Mac. 
  21. What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a tree?… The trunk! 
  22. Why do elephants need trunks?… Because they don’t have handbags. 
  23. What’s large in size, gray, and has red spots?… An elephant with chickenpox! 
  24. How can you tell if an elephant is under your bed?… Your nose will touch the ceiling. 
  25. What happens when an elephant gets lightheaded?… It ele-faints. 
  26. What did the elephant want for his birthday?… A trunk full of presents. 
  27. Why do elephants have trunks?… Because they would look funny with a suitcase. 
  28. How does an elephant know what size clothes to buy online?… They use the elle-e-fit size chart. 
  29. Why are elephants so wrinkly?… Because ironing them takes way too long. 
  30. What animal is always up for an adventure?… Elephants! They have a trunk with them wherever they go. 
  31. What has big ears and makes toys for Santa?… Elfants 
  32. What’s the only way an elephant flies?… By dumbo jet! 
  33. What’s big and gray and has horns?… An elephant marching band! 
  34. What’s as large as an elephant but weighs nothing at all?… An elephant’s shadow. 
  35. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?… Elephino 
  36. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. 
  37. What do you call an elephant that hates taking baths?… A smellyphant! 
  38. What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds?… Cinderellephant 
  39. Why did the elephant get pulled over?… He sped through the stomp sign. 
  40. What does an elephant mom say to her children every morning?… “I love each and ivory one of you!” 
  41. What’s an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character?… TUSKan Raiders.
  42. The biggest ant in the world is called what?… An eleph-ant! 
  43. Why do elephants drink so much?… To try to forget. 
  44. What’s blue and have big ears?… An elephant at the North Pole.
  45. Why didn’t the African elephant like playing UNO?… There are too many cheetahs. 
  46. Why did the baby elephants get kicked out of the pool?… Their trunks kept falling down.
  47. Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse on vacation. (Teacher Jokes)
  48. What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?… Squash. (Fall Jokes)
  49. What is large, gray and wears glass slippers?… Cinderelephant.
  50. How do you raise a baby elephant?… With a forklift!
  51. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?… Because he already had a trunk! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids & Travel Guest Blogs)
  52. Why are elephants bad dancers?… Because they have two left feet!
  53. What do elephants and trees have in common?… They both have big trunks!
  54. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?… Swimming trunks.
  55. What is the difference between an elephant and a dozen eggs?… If you don’t know, I am sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs. (Egg Jokes)
  56. What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use?… Ella font.
  57. What did the elephant say to her son when he misbehaved?… “Tusk tusk!”
  58. What do you call an elephant with an extra long nose?… Smellephant.
  59. Why did the elephant leave the circus?… He was tired of working for peanuts!
  60. What is same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing?… An elephant’s shadow.
  61. What is the difference between a mouse and an elephant?… About a ton.
  62. What did the elephant do to unwind after work?… He watched ele-vision!
  63. What goes down but never goes up?… An elephant in an elevator.
  64. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?… Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
  65. How do you prevent an elephant from charging?… Take away it’s credit card.
  66. What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?… Stuck!
  67. Why couldn’t the elephant ride the bus to school?… Its trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.
  68. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer?… A 2 ton know-it-all.
  69. Did you know elephants can grow up to 11 feet?… Most only have four.
  70. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?… a BIG hole.
  71. Why are elephants wrinkled?… Have you tried to iron one?
  72. What do you call an elephant covered in mud?… Dirty!
  73. What is big and grey with horns?… An elephant in a marching band.
  74. Why do elephants travel in herds?… Because if they traveled in flocks they might get mistaken for sheep.
  75. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?… Look! A herd of elephants! (Tarzan Jokes for Kids)
  76. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses?… Nothing. He didn’t recognize them. (Tarzan Jokes for Kids)
  77. Why did the zookeeper refuse to work the elephant enclosure?… The work kept piling up.
  78. Where do you find elephants?… It depends on where you left them.
  79. Why do elephants live in the jungle?.. They can’t fit in a house.
  80. What do you call an elephant that never takes a shower?… A smellyphant!
  81. How can you tell elephants are ready for an adventure?… They always have their trunks ready to go.
  82. Why do elephants need trunks?… Because they do not have glove compartments.
  83. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?… It was not raining.
  84. Where does an elephant pack his luggage?… In his trunk!
  85. Which animals were last to leave Noah’s ark?… The elephants, because they had to pack their trunks!
  86. Where do baby elephants come from?… Big storks.
  87. What’s an elephant called that won’t share its toys?… Elfish
  88. What do you call an elephant that can fly?… A propellephant!
  89. How do elephants talk to each other?… On the ele-phone!
  90. How do you do with a blue elephant?… Tell it silly jokes!
  91. Why do elephants never forget?… Because nobody ever tells them anything!
  92. What is big, grey, and has a lot of red bumps?… An elephant that was stung by a bunch of bees. (Bee Jokes)
  93. What do you call elephants on a train?… passengers.
  94. How do you know an elephant is in your bed?… Because when you get into bed your nose touches the ceiling. (Napping Jokes)
  95. How does an Elephant get out of a tree?… Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn! (Fall Jokes)
  96. What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?… Very big worm holes in your garden! (Elephant Jokes)
  97. What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?… Very big holes in your peanut garden. (Worm Jokes)
  98. What did the elephant say to his wife?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  99. What do you call an elephant that laughs a lot?… An elaughant.
  100. What did the elephant say to his boyfriend?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  101. What did the elephant say to his husband?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  102. What did the elephant say to his son?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  103. What did the elephant say to his daughter?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  104. What did the elephant say to his teacher?… That was a ton of homework! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  105. What is the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?… You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
  106. Why did the tree fall down?… I thought it was an elephant.
  107. When an elephant is bored, what’s it like to do?… Watch elevision
  108. What do you get when you cross and elephant and a kangaroo?… Great big holes across Australia.
  109. How do you eat an elephant?… One bit at a time.
  110. What is green, wrinkly, and has a long nose?… An elephant. I lied about the green part.
  111. How is an elephant like an apricot?… They are both gray. Well except for the apricot.