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  1. What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds?… Cinderellephant! (Elephant Jokes)
  2. Who helped Cinderella with her New Year’s Resolutions?… Her Janufairy Godmother. (January Jokes)
  3. Who did the pumpkin run away from?… Cinderella’s Fairy Gourd-mother! (Pumpkin Jokes)
  4. Why couldn’t Cinderella play golf?… Because she always runs away from the ball.
  5. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?… Because she kept running away from the ball! (Football Jokes)
  6. What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  7. Why was Cinderella such a bad lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes / Disney Jokes / Pumpkin Jokes)
  8. Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (March Madness Jokes)
  9. Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (March Madness Jokes)
  10. Why is Cinderella so bad at hockey?… She had a pumpkin for a coach. (Disney Jokes for Kids & Pumpkin Jokes)
  11. Why is Cinderella so bad at hockey?… She always loses a skate. (Hockey Jokes)
  12. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?… She always ran away from the ball. (Baseball Jokes / Disney Jokes / Cinderella Jokes)
  13. Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate. (Movie Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  14. Why was Cinderella so bad at archery?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Archery Jokes)
  15. Why was Cinderella so bad at sailing?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Sailing Jokes)