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  1. Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes & Alabama Jokes for Kids)
  2. Alaska Jokes: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  3. Arizona Jokes: What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-T of course. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  4. Arkansas Jokes: Which state has the most pirates?… Arrrrrrrkansas. (Pirate Jokes)
  5. California Jokes: What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Geography Jokes)
  6. Colorado Jokes: What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
  7. Connecticut
  8. Delaware Jokes: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?…”Get in the boat, men!” (American Revolution Jokes)
  9. Florida
  10. Georgia Jokes:
  11. Hawaii Jokes:
  12. Idaho Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?… Idaho-ho-ho! (Christmas Jokes)
  13. Illinois Jokes: What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  14. Indiana
  15. Iowa Jokes: Who is the favorite TV character in Iowa?… Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from MASH.
  16. Kansas
  17. Kentucky
  18. Louisiana Jokes:
  19. Maine Jokes: What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Lobster Jokes)
  20. Maryland
  21. Massachusetts Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Thanksgiving Day Joke for Kids)
  22. Michigan
  23. Minnesota Jokes:
  24. Mississippi
  25. Missouri Jokes:
  26. Montana
  27. Nebraska
  28. Nevada Jokes: What did Lake Tahoe say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Nevada)
  29. New Hampshire Jokes:
  30. New Jersey Jokes: Where is the best place to shop for a hockey shirt?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Hockey Jokes)
  31. New Mexico
  32. New York Jokes: Where do cows go on vacation?… Moo York. (Cow Jokes)
  33. North Carolina
  34. North Dakota: North Dakota has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “D”
  35. Ohio
  36. Oklahoma Jokes:
  37. Oregon
  38. Pennsylvania Jokes: Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (American Revolution Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
  39. Rhode Island
  40. South Carolina:
  41. South Dakota
  42. Tennessee Jokes:
  43. Texas Jokes:
  44. Utah
  45. Vermont Jokes:
  46. Virginia Jokes: Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?” Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.” (American Revolution Jokes)
  47. Washington
  48. West Virginia
  49. Wisconsin
  50. Wyoming
  1. State has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “D”
  2. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.  (15 Best Lakes in South Carolina)
  3. What is the tallest building in?… Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  4. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Turnpike!
  5. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the . (Ten Longest Rivers in North Dakota)
  6. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The River!
  7. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  8. If a plane crashed on the borders of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  9. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: North Dakota. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  10. Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes)
  11. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”
  12. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  13. Where do [state] elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  14. Where do [state] middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  15. Where do [state] high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)