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  1. Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  2. Alaska Jokes: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  3. Arizona Jokes: What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-T of course. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  4. Arkansas Jokes: Which state has the most pirates?… Arrrrrrrkansas. (Pirate Jokes)
  5. California Jokes: What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Geography Jokes)
  6. Colorado Jokes: What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
  7. Connecticut
  8. Delaware Jokes: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?…”Get in the boat, men!” (American Revolution Jokes)
  9. Florida
  10. Georgia
  11. Hawaii Jokes:
  12. Idaho Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?… Idaho-ho-ho! (Christmas Jokes)
  13. Illinois Jokes: What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  14. Indiana
  15. Iowa
  16. Kansas
  17. Kentucky
  18. Louisiana Jokes:
  19. Maine Jokes: What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Lobster Jokes)
  20. Maryland
  21. Massachusetts Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Thanksgiving Day Joke for Kids)
  22. Michigan
  23. Minnesota
  24. Mississippi
  25. Missouri
  26. Montana
  27. Nebraska
  28. Nevada
  29. New Hampshire
  30. New Jersey Jokes: Where is the best place to shop for a hockey shirt?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Hockey Jokes)
  31. New Mexico
  32. New York Jokes: Where do cows go on vacation?… Moo York. (Cow Jokes)
  33. North Carolina
  34. North Dakota: North Dakota has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “D”
  35. Ohio
  36. Oklahoma
  37. Oregon
  38. Pennsylvania Jokes: Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (American Revolution Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
  39. Rhode Island
  40. South Carolina
  41. South Dakota
  42. Tennessee
  43. Texas
  44. Utah
  45. Vermont
  46. Virginia Jokes: Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?” Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.” (American Revolution Jokes)
  47. Washington
  48. West Virginia
  49. Wisconsin
  50. Wyoming
  1. State has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “D”
  2. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
  3. What is the tallest building in?… Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  4. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Turnpike!
  5. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the . (Ten Longest Rivers in North Dakota)
  6. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The River!
  7. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  8. If a plane crashed on the borders of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  9. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: North Dakota. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  10. Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes)