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  1. Do you know the capital of Nevada?… “N”
  2. What did Lake Tahoe say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Nevada)
  3. What is the tallest building in Nevada?… Nevada Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  4. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Nevada Turnpike!
  5. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Humboldt River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Nevada)
  6. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Owyhee River!
  7. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Owyhee River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  8. If a plane crashed on the borders Nevada and Arizona, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  9. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Nevada. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  10. Did you hear the joke about Mount Moriah?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes)
  11. “Lived in this town all your life?”Answer: “No, not yet.”
  12. “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Answer: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  13. I went to a family reunion in Nevada. Turns out what happens in Vegas… Is executable back in Texas.
  14. Apparently, Nevada has the highest rate of depression and disloyal partners…. What a sad state of affairs.
  15. A couple move to Nevada and the husband hits it big at the casino He rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Pack up your things. I just won a million dollar slot machine jackpot!” The wife replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The husband responds, “I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon.”
  16. What happened to the criminal who was caught in the capital of Nevada He was inCarsonated
  17. At 14.6%, Nevada occupies the No.1 spot on the American Divorce Chart. It’s a bad state of affairs.