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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Rhode Island jokes.
- Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet. (Car Jokes)
- Rhode Island is the state where size doesn’t matter.
- The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Speaking of driving… Rhode Island roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive. (Car Jokes)
- Rhode Island has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “R” and “I”
- What did Wallum Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Rhode Island)
- What is the tallest building in?… Rhode Island Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Rhode Island Turnpike!
- Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Blackstone River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Rhode Island)
- What do you call a dishonest cat at the Roger Williams Zoo?… Lion. (Zoo Jokes)
- Why is a Pawcatuck River rich? …. Because it has two banks. (Ten Longest Rivers in Rhode Island)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Pawcatuck River! (Ten Longest Rivers in Rhode Island)
- The 1st group of early Americans who were really fond of earthquakes were the Quakers. (Earthquake Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Wood River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- If a plane crashed on the borders of Rhode Island and Massachusetts where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Rhode Island. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Rhode Island! (Teacher Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about Jerimoth Hill?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Rhode Island Mountains)
- Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Rhode Island Resident: “No, not yet.”
- Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
- “Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it, because you’ll be through it in 40 minutes.” (Car Jokes)
- Where do Rhode Island elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
- Where do Rhode Island middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
- Where do Rhode Island high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
- Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- A couple in Rhode Island had a baby… Now their population is 117! (Baby Jokes)
- Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Rhode Island library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
- How many University of Rhode Island freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
- Why is “The Wave” banned in Ryan Center?… Two Rams fans drowned last year.
- Why did the Rhode Island regents decide to cover Dunkin’ Donuts Center in cardboard?… Because the Friars always look better on paper.
- Why do Brown University students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Rhode Island?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Rhode Island knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Rhode Island knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
- What did Rhode Islandsee?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
- It is in the news, Rhode Island had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
- A retired Rhode Island man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
- What does the average Rhode Island high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
- Why do Rhode Island students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
- No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Florida to use their turn signal and I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
- A Rhode Island man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
- Rhode Island: America hates us because America ain’t us.
- Rhode Island: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
- How do you get a man in Rhode Island to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
- Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Florida.
- How many URI freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
- Why won’t any of Rhode Island’ s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired.
- Why can’t Mt. Hood and Mt. Bachelor play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Oregon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- How many Rhode Island men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Rhode Island has any cents.