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More Labor Day Jokes…

  1. Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  2. Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Bacon Jokes)
  3. What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Maine Jokes)
  4. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  5. Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Father’s Day Jokes)
  6. In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work?… The crust station. (Lobster Jokes)
  7. What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?… Well, it’s back to the old grind! (Hamburger Jokes)
  8. I thought about being a historian, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes)
  9. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it. (Barber Jokes)
  10. I turned to farming, but I wasn’t outstanding in my field. (Farming Jokes)
  11. How’s the fireworks business?…Booming!! (Fireworks Jokes)
  12. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Fireworks Jokes)
  13. I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Fireworks Jokes for Kids)
  14. I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Teacher Jokes)
  15. I studied to become a doctor, but I didn’t have enough patients for the job. (Doctor Jokes)
  16. I worked at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. (Coffee Jokes)
  17. In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Earth Day Jokes)
  18. I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates. They sent me to the manager’s office. (Hockey Jokes)
  19. I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Graduation Jokes)
  20. What do you call a guitar that never finishes a job?… a quitar.
  21. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!
  22. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? (Train Jokes)
  23. What happens to elves when they behave naughty?… Santa gives them the sack. (Elf Jokes)
  24. I asked a little girl do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day? She was very enthusiastic to say “It is a time when all the mommies of the world go into labor” (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  25. I manufactured calendars, but my days were numbered. (365 Family Friendly Jokes)
  26. My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned. (Orange Juice Jokes)
  27. Then I was a pilot, but tended to wing it, and I didn’t have the right altitude. (Pilot Jokes)
  28. I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Lobster Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  29. I think I want to quit my real estate job. I’d rather clean mirrors for a living. It’s just something I can see myself doing.
  30. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. (Tree Jokes)
  31. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Travel Blogs)
  32. After that, I tried working in a donut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
  33. I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung. (Tennis Jokes)
  34. I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a sew-sew job, de-pleating and de-pressing. (Psychology Jokes)
  35. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Cupake Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  36. If today is labor day, how many babies were born? (Mother’s Day Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  37. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. (Swimming Jokes)
  38. Next I was an electrician, but I found the work shocking and revolting, so they discharged me.
  39. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?… For the extra dough!(Taco Jokes)
  40. I became a personal trainer in a gym, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
  41. I tried working in a car muffler factory, but that was exhausting. (Car Jokes)
  42. I took a job as an upholsterer, but I never recovered.
  43. I was a masseur for a while, but I rubbed people the wrong way.
  44. I became a Velcro salesman, but I couldn’t stick with it.
  45. I took a job as an elevator operator. The job had its ups and downs, and I got the shaft.
  46. I sold origami, but the business folded.
  47. I took a job at UPS, but I couldn’t express myself.
  48. I tried being a fireman, but I suffered burnout.
  49. I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and finally withdrew from the job.
  50. I next worked in a shoe factory, but I just didn’t fit in. They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot.
  51. So I’ve retired, and I find I’m a perfect fit for this job!
  52. What happened to the gun at summer camp?… He got FIRED! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  53. What happened to the pottery at summer camp?… He got fired! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  54. If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
  55. “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” Harry S. Truman
  56. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.  However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
  57. Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate! (Orange Juice Jokes)
  58. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
  59. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  60. Grandpa: “I used to have an origami business.” Grandson: “What happened to it?” Grandpa: “It folded!” (Grandparent Jokes)
  61. My dear old grandmother always used to say the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach…. That’s why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon. (Grandparent Jokes)
  62. My grandpa always says, “When one door closes, another opens.” He was a good man, but a lousy cabinet maker.
  63. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence.