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Special November Days

More November Jokes…

  1. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember (Clean Prom Jokes)
  2. November 3rd: Sandwich Day Jokes: What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  3. November 3rd Election Day: Election Day Jokes Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Mole Day Jokes)
  4. November 4th: National Candy Day: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
  5. November 5th: National Donut Day: What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
  6. Election Day Jokes: What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
  7. What month should you never ask to borrow money from?… “NO” vember
  8. What month should you never ask on a date?… “NO” vember
  9. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  10. What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
  11. November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
  12. The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.” “Thank you very much, sir.”
  13. Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  14. November 14th: National Pickle Day Jokes: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
  15. I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  16. November 16th: Fast Food Day Jokes What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
  17. Veterans Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  18. Thanksgiving Day Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  19. Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving! (Halloween Jokes & November Jokes)
  20. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  21. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  22. With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what is the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?…  Masked potatoes. (Doctor Jokes)
  23. I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  24. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
  25. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
  26. November 26th: Thanksgiving: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee who?… Norma Lee I don’t eat this much! (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  27. November 27th Black Friday Jokes: What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
  28. I’m like a November afternoon … Short and not very bright. (Fall Jokes)
  29. Everyone hates my facial hair for No Shave November… But it’s growing on me! (Beard Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  30. Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say? … It’s grown on me. (Beard Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  31. Green Day released a new politically fueled single today called “Wake Me Up When November Ends” (Election Jokes)
  32. This is the Alaska State Police. Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th? (Alaska Jokes)

Next Year

Daylight Saving Time: Daylight Saving Time Jokes “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge

November 3rd: National Sandwich Day:

  1. What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes)
  2. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds! (Daylight Saving Time Jokes)
  3. If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?… Man-wiches.
  4. A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

November 4th: National Candy Day:

  1. What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
  2. What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.  (College Jokes)
  3. What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Astronomy Jokes)
  4. What country did candy come from?… Sweeten! (World Geography Jokes)
  5. What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa
  6. What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?… Rover! (Astronomy Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  7. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Full Moon Jokes)
  8. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling!
  9. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes)
  10. What do you call an infant that cries alot?… Baby Ruthless (Baseball Jokes)

November 5th: Daylight Saving Time Jokes:

  1. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  2. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds! (Sandwich Day Jokes)
  3. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand.
  4. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn.
  5. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
  6. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
  7. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05)
  8. When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken!
  9. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one!
  10. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car!

November 5th: Election Day Jokes:

  1. What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College.
  2. What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (President’s Day Jokes)
  3. How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential campaign?…. In general terms.
  4. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie.
  5. Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed! (Civil War Jokes)

Veterans Day: Veterans Day Jokes:

  1. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes Arbor Day Jokes)
  2. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “ Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (4th of July Jokes)
  3. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
  4. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes)
  5. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes)
  6. What did one American flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
  7. What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting! (4th of July Jokes)
  8. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British. (4th of July Jokes)
  9. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?… The Battle of Bonkers Hill.

Thanksgiving Day Jokes

  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes)
  3. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot!
  4. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
  5. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  6. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
  7. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken
  8. Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving (Halloween Jokes)
  9. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore! (Geography Jokes)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?

Black Friday Jokes

  1. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  2. Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday”?… It matches the mood of all those unhappy shoppers.(Thanksgiving Jokes)
  3. What’s the best part about Black Friday?… Resting on Saturday.
  4. Who profits the most on Black Friday?… The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
  5. What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?… A Macintosh.
  6. What flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?… Credit card payment slips!
  7. Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday?… The one who earns the least.
  8. Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?… They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.
  9. What did Nala tell Simba subsequent to seeing a crowd of ladies on Black Friday?… You gotta Mufasa (move faster) (Top 10 Lion King Jokes)
  10. What animal flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?… Credit card payment vultures.

Fall Jokes

  1. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Top Summer Jokes)
  2. What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
  3. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
  4. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm.
  5. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
  6. What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)
  7. Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions. (365 School Jokes)
  8. How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  9. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.

November 4th: National Candy Day

Election Day: Election Day Jokes

Daylight Saving Time: Daylight Saving Time Jokes “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge

Thanksgiving: Thanksgiving Jokes