Pickle Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pickle jokes.
  2. What kind of music do pickles listen to?… Vlassic Rock. (Music Jokes)
  3. A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table… He says “Dill me in!”
  4. What musical instrument would a cucumber play?… A pickle-o. (Music Jokes)
  5. I watched a documentary about how pickles are made… It was jarring.
  6. What did the cucumber say to the pickle?… You mean a great dill to me. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  7. What’s a pickle’s favorite game show?… Dill or No Dill, hosted by Howie Mandill.
  8. What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?… Daffo-dills! (Flower Jokes & Pickle Jokes)
  9. What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
  10. What did the pickle do when it won the championship?… He just stood there to relish the moment. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  11. A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house. One day a bad storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home… Now he’s in a pickle. (Ocean Jokes)
  12. What is the pickles’ favorite classic movie?… “To Dill a Mockingbird.”
  13. I’m gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles… Not to brag or anything but it’s kind of a big dill.
  14. Have you heard of Mr. Pickle?… He’s a big dill.
  15. The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle. I said, “That’s a really good dill.” (Sandwich Jokes)
  16. I just came back from the state fair and saw the world’s smallest pickle… It was no big dill. (Farming Jokes)
  17. Why do we refer to problems as pickles?… Because they’re Dill-emmas!
  18. What do you call a cucumber from the rainforest?… A tro-pickle.
  19. You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?… What a daffy dill! (Flower Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  20. Where did the pickle go to have a few drinks?… The Salad Bar! (Beer Jokes)
  21. What do you say to a pickle in the morning?… Rise and Brine! (Sun Jokes)
  22. Who is the pickles’ favorite artist?… Salvador Dilly.
  23. Every day, the pickle sees a green vegetable at the jar who is always waiting for his turn… It must be the queue-cumber.
  24. How do pickles forgive people?… “It’s not a big dill.”
  25. What is the baby cuke’s favorite TV network?… Pickleodeon.
  26. What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?… You dill with it.
  27. I ate a pickle …. It tasted sweet. So I gave to my sister who says it’s salty So….. I guess I’m dillusional. (Psychology Jokes)
  28. What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  29. I tripped at a store and knocked over some pickled items. An employee asked if I was ok. I said that olive.
  30. What are pickle’s horrible domestic partners?… They’re always Green with Envy.
  31. What do you call a female pickle that horses around?… A filly dilly. (Horse Jokes)
  32. What do you call the pickle that got run over on the highway?… Road dill.
  33. What is the pickle’s philosophy of life?… Never a dill moment.
  34. Where is the Liberty Dill located?… In PhilaDILLphia. (Pennsylvania Jokes)
  35. How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
  36. What do you get when you cross an Alligator with a pickle?… A crocoDILL! (Alligator Jokes)
  37. Why couldn’t the pickle leave the bar?… Because the door was ajar!
  38. Why do gherkins giggle a lot?… They’re PICKLish!
  39. My pickle order was totally under-cooked… It was really a raw dill.
  40. What did the pickle say to the lemon?… I relish our time together.
  41. I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world’s largest pickle… I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it. Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle. When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed. Dismayed, I went back to the interstate. I just never saw what the big dill was.
  42. Gas station was selling pickles 2 for 1… Dill of the day.
  43. I got a free pickle… It was a helluva dill.
  44. What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?… You suffer from pickled hearing!
  45. What is green and pecks at trees?… Woody Wood-pickle. (Bird Jokes)
  46. Why are bananas better than pickles?… Because they have a-peel.
  47. What is green and flies?… Super Pickle!
  48. What’s a pickle’s favorite show?… Dill or No Dill.
  49. How does a cucumber become a pickle?… It goes through a jarring experience.
  50. How do pickles enjoy a day out?… They relish it.
  51. What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?… A sweet Dill!
  52. What do you call a pickle doctor?… A dill pusher.
  53. What does an agreeable pickle always say?… I relish the idea.
  54. What does the non-­believing pickle say?… You’re gherkin my chain.
  55. What’s the pickles favorite game show?… Let’s Make a Dill.
  56. What do you say to a pickle that is freaking out?… Just dill.
  57. What is green and has two wheels?… A motorpickle.
  58. What happens when you use pickles for a ping pong game?… You get a volley of the Dills.
  59. What’s black, white, green, black and white… Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
  60. What did the cucumber say to the pickle?… Nothing, they can’t talk.
  61. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic pickle. (American Revolution Jokes)
  62. I’m like a jumbo kosher pickle… Guess you could say I’m a pretty big dill.
  63. What do a bunch of soon-to-be pickles and a heavy pool stick have in common?… You either have some cucumber or a cumbersome cue!
  64. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic pickle.