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  1. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  2. Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday”?… It matches the mood of all those unhappy shoppers. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  3. When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?… When it’s on sail. (Pirate Jokes)
  4. What’s the best part about Black Friday?… Resting on Saturday.
  5. Who profits the most on Black Friday?… The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
  6. What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?… A Macintosh.
  7. What flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?… Credit card payment slips!
  8. Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday?… The one who earns the least.
  9. Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?… They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.
  10. What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a crowd of ladies on Black Friday?… You gotta Mufasa (move faster)
  11. What animal flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?… Credit card payment vultures.
  12. What do people eat on Black Friday?… Whatever they couldn’t finish on Thanksgiving Thursday. (Thanksgiving Jokes)