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More Thanksgiving Jokes…

  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes)
  3. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  4. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
  5. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  6. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed! (Turkey Jokes)
  7. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken
  8. Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving (Halloween Jokes)
  9. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore! (Geography Jokes)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  11. What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A turkey. (Turkey Jokes)
  12. Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play! (Turkey Jokes & Police Jokes)
  13. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week & Is Spelling Really Important?)
  14. What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
  15. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet! (Top Geography Jokes)
  16. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?… Wing! Wing! (Turkey Jokes)
  17. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? … Because April showers bring Mayflowers! (Spring Jokes)
  18. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?… It had 24 carrots. (Farming Jokes)
  19. What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Popcorn Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  20. What was the turkey suspected of?… Fowl play. (Turkey Jokes)
  21. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
  22. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?…The outside! (Turkey Jokes)
  23. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet. (Turkey Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  24. Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! (Turkey Jokes)
  25. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! (Turkey Jokes Grandparents Jokes/ Cemetery Jokes)
  26. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Turkey Jokes)
  27. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top State Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
  28. Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks. (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  29. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape! (Pilgrim Jokes & Archery Jokes)
  30. What do you call the age of a pilgrim?… Pilgrimage. (Pilgrim Jokes)
  31. What are unhappy cranberries called?… Blueberries!
  32. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Turkey Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
  33. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash (Squash Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  34. What did the turkey say to the computer?…“Google, google, google.” (Turkey Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  35. What sound does a space turkey make?… Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. (Turkey Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  36. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”… Because they never learned good table manners! (Turkey Jokes)
  37. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?… Pumpkin pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  38. What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A Turkey. (Turkey Jokes)
  39. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships. (Teacher Jokes)
  40. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?… A poultrygeist! (Halloween Jokes& Turkey Jokes)
  41. In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?… Turkey. (World Geography Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
  42. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?… A turkey that can pluck itself! (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  43. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?… Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving. (Turkey Jokes)
  44. What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?… One has gobblers, the other goblins. (Halloween Jokes)
  45. What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  46. If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?… Goblet. (Turkey Jokes)
  47. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. (Turkey Jokes/ Ice Cream Jokes / Pizza Jokes)
  48. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
  49. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har- VEST. (Fall Jokes)
  50. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler! (Turkey Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  51. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”  “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” (Turkey Jokes)
  52. Why did the cranberries turn red?… Because they saw the turkey dressing! (Turkey Jokes)
  53. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?… “Quack! Quack!” (Turkey Jokes & Hunting Jokes)
  54. Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?… He sensed fowl play. (Turkey Jokes)
  55. What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?… A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries. (Pirate Jokes)
  56. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?… because he was out standing in his field! (Scarecrow Jokes)
  57. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Scarecrow Jokes)
  58. What always comes at the beginning of (Thanksgiving) parades?… The letter “p”!
  59. Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert? Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
  60. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!
  61. Kevin James Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
  62. If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes … … she would turn over in her gravy.
  63. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
  64. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
  65. Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.
  66. Erma Bombeck
  67. What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey? “All About That Baste.”
  68. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?… He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
  69. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?… Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day! 
  70. A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
  71. Which bird is best at bowling?… turkey. 
  72. Wife: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them. Husband: What are you serving now? Squash.
  1. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?… He wanted to raise mashed potatoes. (Farming Jokes)
  2. Where do you find a turkey with no legs?… Exactly where you left it! (Turkey Jokes)
  3. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?… Foul weather! (Turkey Jokes)
  4. What’s the most musical part of a turkey?… The drumstick! (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  5. If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?… A poul-tree! (Arbor Day Jokes) (Turkey Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  6. Mum, can I have a canary for Thanksgiving?… NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else. (Turkey Jokes)
  7. What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?… To be or not to be roasted, that is the question. (Turkey Jokes)
  8. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?… “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!” (Turkey Jokes)
  9. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?… Boy! I’m stuffed! (Turkey Jokes)
  10. What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?… God save the kin. (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  11. What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?… Pil-grimace. (Pilgrim Jokes)
  12. What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?… Pilgrammar. (Pilgrim Jokes)
  13. What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim?… Pil-grim Reaper. (Pilgrim Jokes) (Top Halloween Jokes)
  14. Which cat discovered America?… Christofurry Columbus (Columbus Day Jokes)
  15. Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?… Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven! (Turkey Jokes) (Pilgrim Jokes)
  16. What do you call a stuffed animal?… You after thanksgiving.
  17. What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?… Turkey feathers. (Turkey Jokes)
  18. What would be good about crossing a turkey with an octopus?… Everyone would get a drumstick on Thanksgiving. (Octopus Jokes)
  19. What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?… Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all. (American Revolution Jokes & Turkey Jokes)