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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Thanksgiving jokes.
  2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims. (Spring Jokes)
  3. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  4. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  5. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  6. What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  7. Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  8. With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what was the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?…  Masked potatoes. (Covid Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  9. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
  10. What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?… May flour. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  11. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
  12. Why should you always invite a skier to Thanksgiving dinner?… They’re great at carving.  (Skiing Jokes)
  13. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har – VEST. (Fall Jokes)
  14. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  15. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  16. I’m throwing a hobbit Thanksgiving dinner… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  17. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
  18. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”  “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” (Turkey Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  19. I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  20. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?… Wing! Wing! (Turkey Jokes)
  21. What band is great to listen to on Thanksgiving?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
  22. A first grade class was asked to write a paragraph called “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving.” Little Tommy’s began, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.” (Elementary School Jokes)
  23. Got a big decision to make in November… Pumpkin or pecan pie for Thanksgiving? (Pie Jokes / Thanksgiving Jokes / Election Jokes)
  24. Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?… It’s a crummy job. (Pilgrim Jokes & Bread Jokes)
  25. Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks. (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  26. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Turkey Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
  27. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (365 Basketball Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  28. What do you call a group of gravy boats on Thanksgiving?… A gravy Navy.
  29. If the Pilgrims came on the Mayflower then what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships. (Teacher Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  30. What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
  31. A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?” (Bird Jokes)
  32. What sound does a space turkey make?… Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. (Turkey Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  33. A grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and she commented, ‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God.’ One of the grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, ‘Then why is their father carrying that rifle?’ (Pilgrim Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Hunting Jokes)
  34. Which bird is best at bowling?… turkey. (Bowling Jokes)
  35. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Turkey Jokes)
  36. In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?… Turkey. (World Geography Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
  37. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape! (Pilgrim Jokes & Archery Jokes)
  38. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?… Boy! I’m stuffed! (Turkey Jokes)
  39. What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?… God save the kin. (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  40. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
  41. Why didn’t the turkey cook properly on Thanksgiving?… I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.
  42. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?… It had 24 carrots. (Farming Jokes
  43. If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes … she would turn over in her gravy. (Grandparent Jokes Farming Jokes / Cemetery Jokes)
  44. What do you call a running turkey?… Fast food! (Fast Food Jokes
  45. Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! (Turkey Jokes)
  46. What’s the most musical part of a turkey?… The drumstick! (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  47. Why do turkeys eat so little?… Because they are always stuffed.
  48. What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?… You’ll both be filled with stuffing. (Bear Jokes)
  49. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- ZIs Spelling Really Important?)
  50. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?… Scholar ships. (College Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  51. What did the fridge say when it was asked on Black Friday, “Is everything alright over here?” “No, it’s the day after the Thanksgiving, everything is all leftover here!”
  52. What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?… Twerk-ey! (Music Jokes)
  53. What did sick people do on the Mayflower?… They went to the dock!
  54. Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?… Somebody had eaten the drumsticks. (Music Jokes)
  55. Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year?… She ran out of thyme. (Mom Jokes)
  56. What did the pumpkin pie say after Thanksgiving?… Good-pie everyone. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  57. How can you incorporate some hip-hop into your family’s Thanksgiving gathering?… Bring some Salt-N-Pepa. (Music Jokes)
  58. What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?… The casse-role.
  59. “The turkey is dilated to 3.5 inches, stuffing is crowning, time to eat everybody!” That’s what happens at Thanksgiving when your mom is an obstetrician. (Labor Day Jokes)
  60. “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” Kevin James
  61. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Don… Don who?… Don eat all the gravy, I want some more. (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  62. What did the turkey say to the computer?…“Google, google, google.” (Turkey Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  63. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!  (Pilgrim Jokes)
  64. You think you’re crazy about Thanksgiving? You’ve got nothing on the turkeys. When Thanksgiving approaches, they literally lose their heads!
  65. What did the monkey get for Thanksgiving dessert?… A banana cream pie.
  66. If the Pilgrims came on the Mayflower then what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships. (Teacher Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  67. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash (Squash Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  68. What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?… The drumsticks. (Music Jokes)
  69. What’s something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?… A family member giving you the bird. (Bird Jokes)
  70. What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?… “All About That Baste.” (Music Jokes)
  71. What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?… Gobble-ins! (Halloween Jokes)
  72. What did the apple say after Thanksgiving?… Good-pie everyone. (Apple Pie Jokes)
  73. What would mothers most like to make on Thanksgiving dinner?… Good restaurant reservations. (Mom Jokes)
  74. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?… “Quack! Quack!” (Turkey Jokes & Hunting Jokes)
  75. What is something that describes both political talk at and filling up your plate at Thanksgiving?… Choosing sides. (Election Jokes)
  76. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top State Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
  77. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet! (Geography Jokes)
  78. What do you call a stuffed animal?… You after thanksgiving.
  79. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore! (Geography Jokes)
  80. Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?… Because it will make him blush. 
  81. Stop, drop, and… pass the rolls! (Bread Jokes)
  82. What can you call your brother who falls asleep after Thanksgiving dinner?… Your napkin. (Napping Jokes)
  83. What are unhappy cranberries called?… Blueberries! (Psychology Jokes)
  84. Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?… Because you far exceeded your feed limit.
  85. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?… He wanted to make mashed potatoes. (Farming Jokes)
  86. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? … Because April showers bring Mayflowers! (Spring Jokes)
  87. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. (Turkey Jokes/ Ice Cream Jokes / Pizza Jokes)
  88. Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence. Erma Bombeck
  89. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee who?… Norma Lee I don’t eat this much! (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  90. What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?… To be or not to be roasted, that is the question. (Turkey Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  91. What do you call the age of a pilgrim?… Pilgrimage. (Pilgrim Jokes)
  92. When do you serve tofu turkey?… Pranksgiving
  93. What do you call a pilgrim’s vocabulary?… Pilgrammar. (Pilgrim Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  94. What’s a potato’s favorite game to play on Thanksgiving?… MASH. 
  95. What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?… Squash casserole. (Farming Jokes)
  96. What can never ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?… Thanksgiving breakfast.
  97. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Thanksgiving?
  98. When did the Pilgrims first say, “God bless America?”… The first time they heard America sneeze.
  99. I prepared Thanksgiving dinner for guests from out of town. I cooked for many hours using recipes I’d found. But the turkey, I confess, was not a golden brown. I made a huge mistake and cooked it upside down.
  100. What does a Pilgrim call his friends?… Pal-grims. (Pilgrim Jokes)
  101. The Native Americans were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan. But they did get a tan. A puritan.
  102. What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football?… A fowl play.
  103. If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?… A poul-tree! (Turkey Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  104. Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play! (Turkey Jokes & Police Jokes)
  105. How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?… By saying, “Seasoning’s greetings!” 
  106. What’s the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving?… On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years. (Election Jokes)
  107. About two weeks into November, the head turkey turns to his second-in-command and says, “I have a feeling something’s going down. The farmer just unfriended me on Facebook.”
  108. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?… Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving. (Turkey Jokes)
  109. Why did the cranberries turn red?… Because they saw the turkey dressing! (Turkey Jokes)
  110. What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?… A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries. (Pirate Jokes)
  111. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?… A poultrygeist! (Halloween Jokes& Turkey Jokes)
  112. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed! (Turkey Jokes)
  113. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Thanksgiving knock-knock joke?
  114. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?… Foul weather! (Turkey Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  115. Knock Knock… Who There?… Thanks forgiving!… Thanksgiving for what? Thanks for giving us this turkey. (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  116. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?… “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!” (Turkey Jokes)
  117. What animal has the worst eating habits?… The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!
  118. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?… Lucky. (Turkey Jokes)
  119. What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes at the Thanksgiving dinner?… You’re on a roll. (Bread Jokes)
  120. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Apple gobbler. (Apple Jokes)
  121. If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?… Goblet. (Turkey Jokes)
  122. On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhausted baseball player?… They’re both likely to fall asleep between plates. (Baseball Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  123. Mom, can I have a canary for Thanksgiving?… NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else. (Turkey Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  124. How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?…They all have keys.
  125. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”… Because they never learned good table manners! (Turkey Jokes)
  126. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet. (Turkey Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  127. Where do you find a turkey with no legs?… Exactly where you left it! (Turkey Jokes)
  128. Wife: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them. Husband: What are you serving now?… Squash. (Farming Jokes)
  129. How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever?… By making sure to bring the tur-key. (Turkey Jokes)
  130. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Thanksgiving knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  131. What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?… Pil-grimace. (Pilgrim Jokes)
  132. What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?… I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
  133. What would Michael Scott say while passing a plate of vegetables at Thanksgiving?… “Boom! Roasted.”
  134. What did one cranberry say to another at Thanksgiving?… Tis the season to be jelly!
  135. What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A turkey. (Turkey Jokes)
  136. Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving! (Halloween Jokes & November Jokes)
  137. What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?… Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
  138. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?… He was ready for a roast. 
  139. What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry?… “Yes, I yam.” (Farming Jokes)
  140. Thanksgiving Motto:”Leftovers are for quitters!” (Black Friday Jokes)
  141. How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?… He was very thinkful.
  142. What kind of ‘tude is appropriate at the Thanksgiving dinner?… Gratitude.
  143. What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?… “Grace.” (Dad Jokes)
  144. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?… A turkey that can pluck itself! (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  145. Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” Little Johnny wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.” (Grammar Jokes)
  146. “A new survey found that 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping.” Jimmy Fallon
  147. What do you call a turkey that’s got no feathers?… Thanksgiving dinner.
  148. Thanksgiving is the only holiday where you eat the mascot.
  149. The day after the holiday, what did the fridge say when it was asked, “Is everything alright over here?” “No, everything is all leftover here!” (Black Friday Jokes)
  150. What makes every Thanksgiving meal extra-basic?… Pumpkin spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  151. Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?… Your close group of Palgrims. (Pilgrim Jokes)
  152. What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids’ table?… Crayon-berry sauce. (Crayon Jokes)
  153. What makes Thanksgiving go as smoothly as possible?… When everyone has been given a designated (casse)role. 
  154. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?… To prove he wasn’t a chicken. 
  155. What would a turkey be called if it turned into a ghost?… Poultrygeist. (Ghost Jokes)
  156. What don’t you want to wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A white shirt or high-waisted pants. 
  157. What’s the forecast for Thanksgiving, regardless of what the meteorologist says?… Sweater weather. (Fall Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  158.  What did the aunt say to her sulking son on Thanksgiving?… “You’re looking a little (Pil)grim.” (Pilgrim Jokes)
  159.  What should you say when your family begs you to stop making these jokes?… “I can’t quit cold turkey!”
  160. Why were the beans accused of being jealous of the other side dishes?… They were so green with envy. 
  161. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?… Pumpkin pi. (Pi Day Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  162. When are turkeys the most grateful?… The day after Thanksgiving.
  163. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Tamara… Tamara who?… Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers! (Turkey Jokes & Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  164. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! (Turkey Jokes Grandparents Jokes / Cemetery Jokes)
  165. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler! (Turkey Jokes Dessert Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
  166. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Arthur… Arthur who?… Arthur any leftovers?
  167. What is the theory of relativity?… Take Thanksgiving for example. The turkey gets stuffed, you get stuffed, but you’re relatively better off.
  168. What did the turkey say before he was roasted?… “OK, spare me no insults. Roast me!”
  169. Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving. (Vampire Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
  170. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?… Because he was out standing in his field! (Scarecrow Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  171. If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?… It simply wants to run away.
  172. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?… Have peck-nics! 
  173. Why do turkeys lay eggs?…: Because if they dropped them, they would break.
  174. What do you call a holiday dinner without the parents?… Friendsgiving.
  175. Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was the chicken’s day off!
  176. What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?… Monster mash potatoes and grave-y. (Halloween Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  177. Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. “I just can’t stand my mother-in-law,” sighs one. “That’s quite understandable,” nods the other one, “why don’t you just have the potatoes with the gravy?”
  178. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Scarecrow Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  179. Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?… He sensed fowl play. (Turkey Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  180. Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’ Jim Gaffigan
  181. What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim?… Pil-grim Reaper. (Pilgrim Jokes / Cemetery Jokes / Halloween Jokes)
  182. Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?… Because he will gobble, gobble it up! (Dessert Jokes)
  183. What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Popcorn Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  184. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?…The outside! (Turkey Jokes)
  185. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Annie… Annie who?… Annie body seen the turkey? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  186. What was the turkey suspected of?… Fowl play. (Turkey Jokes & Police Jokes)
  187. Which cat discovered America?… Christofurry Columbus (Columbus Day Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  188. What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?… Turkey feathers. (Turkey Jokes)
  189. What do you call Thanksgiving if you’re selfish?… Thanks-taking.
  190. What would be good about crossing a turkey with an octopus?… Everyone would get a drumstick on Thanksgiving. (Octopus Jokes)
  191. Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?… Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven! (Turkey Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)  (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  192. What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?… Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all. (Thanksgiving Jokes / American Revolution Jokes / Hunting Jokes / Turkey Jokes)
  193. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?… Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day! 
  194. What happens when you’re too harsh on cranberries and make them sad?… They turn into blueberries.
  195. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do middle school students travel on?… Scholar ships.
  196. What does your uncle say when he’s had too much to drink?… “I’ve got my beer gobbles on!” (Beer Jokes)