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- Black Friday Jokes
- Christmas Trivia & Answers
- Christmas Jokes
- (Pilgrim Jokes)
- Top 10 Thanksgiving Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
- With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what was the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?… Masked potatoes. (Covid Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
- Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” (Turkey Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
- I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What band is great to listen to on Thanksgiving?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
- A first grade class was asked to write a paragraph called “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving.” Little Tommy’s began, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.” (Elementary School Jokes)
- Got a big decision to make in November… Pumpkin or pecan pie for Thanksgiving? (Pie Jokes / Thanksgiving Jokes / Election Jokes)
- What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har – VEST. (Fall Jokes)
- Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?… It’s a crummy job. (Pilgrim Jokes & Bread Jokes)
- Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks. (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Turkey Jokes & Boxing Jokes)