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More Thanksgiving Jokes…

  1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  3. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  4. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  5. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  6. What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  7. Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  8. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
  9. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
  10. With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what was the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?…  Masked potatoes. (Covid Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  11. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  12. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
  13. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”  “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” (Turkey Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  14. I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  15. What band is great to listen to on Thanksgiving?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
  16. A first grade class was asked to write a paragraph called “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving.” Little Tommy’s began, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.” (Elementary School Jokes)
  17. Got a big decision to make in November… Pumpkin or pecan pie for Thanksgiving? (Pie Jokes / Thanksgiving Jokes / Election Jokes)
  18. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har – VEST. (Fall Jokes)
  19. Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?… It’s a crummy job. (Pilgrim Jokes & Bread Jokes)
  20. Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks. (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  21. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Turkey Jokes & Boxing Jokes)