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  1. Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Walking Jokes for Kids)
  2. Where is the cemetery?… It’s in the dead center of town!
  3. Why is that cemetery so popular?… People have always been dying to get in!
  4. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?… Lazy bones! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  5. Why couldn’t the skeleton get into the cemetery?… He had no body to go with! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  6. What does a cemetery have a fence?… To keep the people out because they are dying to get in.
  7. Wow the cemetery is huge. How many people are dead in there?… All of them!
  8. Where do grave diggers get their coffee?… At the burial grounds! (Coffee Jokes for Kids)
  9. Did you hear about the guy who wrote cemetery jokes?… He was sentenced to death!
  10. Why do people hate driving in a cemetery?… The roads are all dead ends!
  11. What time does a gave digger like to work?… The graveyard shift!
  12. Did you know the cemetery is the most popular place in town?… People are dying to get in!