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  1. A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah border… He had to have four coroners. (Cemetery Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for each state)
  2. If you time travel to visit Julius Caesar. He thinks you are from the future. He asks you, “How do I die?”… You reply with: “Surrounded by friends.” (Ides of March Jokes)
  3. What do you say when someone dies between February 19 and March 20?… Rest in Pisces. (February Jokes & March Jokes)
  4. A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.” (Super Bowl Jokes)
  5. Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Walking Jokes for Kids)
  6. Today I went to visit my dead grandparents but I accidentally visited the wrong tomb… It was a grave mistake. (Grandparent Jokes)
  7. Where is the cemetery?… It’s in the dead center of town!
  8. Why is that cemetery so popular?… People have always been dying to get in!
  9. Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you, and nobody’s listening. Bill Clinton (Election Jokes)
  10. If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes … she would turn over in her gravy. (Grandparent Jokes Farming Jokes / Cemetery Jokes)
  11. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?… Lazy bones! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  12. Why couldn’t the skeleton get into the cemetery?… He had no body to go with! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  13. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”  “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” (Thanksgiving Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  14. What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim?… Pil-grim Reaper. (Pilgrim Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
  15. What does a cemetery have a fence?… To keep the people out because they are dying to get in.
  16. Wow the cemetery is huge. How many people are dead in there?… All of them!
  17. What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner?… Grave-y. (Christmas Jokes)
  18. Where do grave diggers get their coffee?… At the burial grounds! (Coffee Jokes for Kids)
  19. Did you hear about the guy who wrote cemetery jokes?… He was sentenced to death!
  20. Why do people hate driving in a cemetery?… The roads are all dead ends!
  21. What time does a gave digger like to work?… The graveyard shift!
  22. Did you know the cemetery is the most popular place in town?… People are dying to get in!