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Summer Guest Blogs & Summer Jokes for Kids
- What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
- Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes for Kids)
- Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t. (26 Kindergarten Lessons: Letter of The Week)
- What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
- What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses.
- What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
- Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers)
- What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
- Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK!
- What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Massachusetts Jokes for Kids)
- What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish! (Whale Jokes for Kids)
- Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?… They’d get called for traveling! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
- Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.
- What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships!
- Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
- How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?… They use bear conditioning!
- How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz! (180 School Jokes)
- What do sheep do on sunny days?… Have a baa-baa-cue.
- Why did the robot go on summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries.
- Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes)
- Where did the sheep go on vacation?… The Baa-hamas!
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish.
- Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. (Top Sports Jokes)
- Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels!
- Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze!
- What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels.
- What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?… A fsh.
- What did the bread do on vacation?… It loafed around.
- What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet. (Top 10 Geography Jokes)
- What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams.
- What race is never run?… A swimming race.
- What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket.
- How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Top Winter Jokes)
- What did the ocean say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Top Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a cat at the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Top Christmas Jokes)
- First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation?
- Second dog: Search me!
- Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk!
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Top Fall Jokes)
- What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle. (Top Christmas Jokes)
- A Summer book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
- Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence.
- Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
- Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Top Geography Jokes)
- What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola.
- Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine.
- How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana.
- Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog.
- What did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved. (Top Geography Jokes)
- First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!
- What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why did the man love his barbecue?… Because it was the grill of his dreams. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- Where do cows go on their summer vacation?… Moo York. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Where do eggs go on summer vacation?… New Yolk City! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What did the sea do to the sand?… The sand blushed because the sea weed. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
- Student: An elephant.
Teacher: No, a mouse on vacation. - What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut on vacation!
- What’s black and white and read all over?… A sunburned zebra.
- How do men exercise at the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.
- What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Where do ants go for vacation?… Frants (Top Geography Jokes)
- Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer! (Top Geography Jokes)
- I just flew back from my holiday in Spain…. I bet your arms are tired. (Top Geography Jokes)