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Summer Guest Blogs & Summer Jokes for Kids
- How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What do hockey players drink on hot summer days?… Iced tea. (Iced -Tea Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (1st Day of School Jokes & Jokes for the Last Day)
- What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Dentist Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes for Kids)
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Pig Jokes & Bacon Jokes)
- Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t. (Iced Tea Jokes & 26 Kindergarten Lessons: Letter of The Week)
- Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes for Kids)
- The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either. (Back to School Jokes)
- When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
- If you’ve suffered from frostbite and sunburn in the same week… you might be from Montana. (Montana Jokes & Winter Jokes)
- What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
- What is a beach bum’s favorite month?… “Tan” uary! (January Jokes)
- When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?… Sandy Claus. (Christmas Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens! (Mole Day Jokes &Watermelon Jokes)
- What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?… They’d get called for traveling! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
- What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Back to School Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- What do math teachers eat during summer vacation?… Square meals! (Summer Jokes)
- What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Summer Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite summer sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
- Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers & Summer School Jokes)
- What’s every pirate’s favorite flavor potato chip?… Barrrrrrbeque. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
- Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Massachusetts Jokes for Kids)
- What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish! (Whale Jokes for Kids)
- What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses.
- Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.
- Why was the boy wearing sunglasses on the prom?… He had a bright date! (Prom Jokes)
- How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Winter Jokes for Kids)
- What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?… They use bear conditioning!
- Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz! (Bee Jokes for Kids & 180 School Jokes)
- What do sheep do on sunny days?… Have a baa-baa-cue. (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the robot go on summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- Where did the sheep go on vacation?… The Baa-hamas! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. (Sports Jokes for Kids & Golf Jokes for Kids)
- Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels! (Bird Jokes for Kids & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- What did the bread do on vacation?… It loafed around. (Travel Guest Blogs)
- What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?… A fsh. (Biology Jokes for Kids & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet. (World Geography Jokes)
- What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams.
- What race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
- How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Winter Jokes for Kids)
- What did the ocean say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a cat at the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
- First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle. (Christmas Jokes for Kids & July Jokes for Kids)
- A Summer book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles. (Travel Guest Blogs)
- Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Mailman Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola. (Frog Jokes for Kids)
- Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine. (Disney Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana. (Monkey Jokes for Kids & Banana Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
- What did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!
- What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Cow Joes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the man love his barbecue?… Because it was the grill of his dreams. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- Where do cows go on their summer vacation?… Moo York. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What did the sea do to the sand?… The sand blushed because the sea weed. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse on vacation. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
- Where do eggs go on summer vacation?… New Yolk City! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes for Kids)
- What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut on vacation!
- What’s black and white and read all over?… A sunburned zebra.
- How do men exercise at the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.
- What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Where do ants go for vacation?… Frants (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales!(Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- I just flew back from my holiday in Spain…. I bet your arms are tired.(Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Why did summer catch autumn?… Because autumn had a fall. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What did one firefly say to the other firefly when his light went out?… “Give me a push. My battery is dead.” (Summer Jokes)