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  1. What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  2. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  3. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  4. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes for Kids)
  5. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  6. Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t. (Iced Tea Jokes & 26 Kindergarten Lessons: Letter of The Week)
  7. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  8. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
  9. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
  10. What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  11. Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?… They’d get called for traveling! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
  12. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  13. The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  14. On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Back to School Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  15. Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers & Summer School Jokes)
  16. What’s every pirate’s favorite flavor potato chip?… Barrrrrrbeque. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  17. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  18. Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  19. What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Massachusetts Jokes for Kids)
  20. What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish! (Whale Jokes for Kids)
  21. What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses.
  22. Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.
  23. How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Winter Jokes for Kids)
  24. What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  25. How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?… They use bear conditioning!
  26. Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  27. How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz! (Bee Jokes for Kids & 180 School Jokes)
  28. What do sheep do on sunny days?… Have a baa-baa-cue. (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  29. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  30. Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  31. Where did the sheep go on vacation?… The Baa-hamas! (World Geography Jokes)
  32. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  33. Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. (Sports Jokes for Kids & Golf Jokes for Kids)
  34. Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels! (Bird Jokes for Kids & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  35. Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  36. What did the bread do on vacation?… It loafed around. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  37. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  38. What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (World Geography Jokes)
  39. What do you call a fish with no eyes?… A fsh. (Biology Jokes for Kids & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  40. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet. (World Geography Jokes)
  41. What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams.
  42. What race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  43. What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
  44. How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Winter Jokes for Kids)
  45. What did the ocean say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  46. What do you call a cat at the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  47. First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  48. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
  49. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
  50. What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle.  (Christmas Jokes for Kids & July Jokes for Kids)
  51. A Summer book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  52. Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Mailman Jokes for Kids)
  53. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska.  Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  54. What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola. (Frog Jokes for Kids)
  55. Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine. (Disney Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  56. How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana. (Monkey Jokes for Kids & Banana Jokes for Kids)
  57. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  58. What did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  59. First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!
  60. What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Cow Joes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  61. Why did the man love his barbecue?… Because it was the grill of his dreams. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  62. Where do cows go on their summer vacation?… Moo York. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  63. What did the sea do to the sand?… The sand blushed because the sea weed. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  64. Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  65. Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse on vacation. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
  66. Where do eggs go on summer vacation?… New Yolk City! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes for Kids)
  67. What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut on vacation!
  68. What’s black and white and read all over?… A sunburned zebra.
  69. How do men exercise at the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.
  70. What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  71. Where do ants go for vacation?… Frants (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  72. Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales!(Geography Jokes for Kids)
  73. What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  74. I just flew back from my holiday in Spain…. I bet your arms are tired.(Geography Jokes for Kids)
  75. Why did summer catch autumn?… Because autumn had a fall. (Fall Jokes for Kids)