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Joke Pages of the Month:

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  1. What do you call three orcas in Elliott Bay?… A tripod.
  2. I asked my girlfriend if they serve whales at red lobster… That way next time we go we know if we can bring her mother.
  3. Have you heard of Flight of the Penguins (sequel to March)?… It’s a whale of a tale. (Penguin Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  4. Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?… Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick. (Movie Jokes & Whale Jokes)
  5. Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales.
  6. What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?… Whale you be mine! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  7. What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  8. What did the mother whale say to her daughter when she graduated from college?… You’ve done so whale, I couldn’t be more proud.
  9. I went to an ocean themed graduation party… It was a whale of a time. (Graduation Jokes)
  10. What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
  11. Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
  12. What do whales eat?… Fish and ships.
  13. What kind of music do killer whales like?… They listen to the orca-stra! (Music Jokes)
  14. Why do fish swim in saltwater?… Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
  15. I went to an ocean themed (retirement / graduation / birthday / prom) party… It was a whale of a time. (Ocean Jokes)
  16. Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
  17. What do you call a baby whale?… A little squirt!
  18. Did you hear about the flying whale?… Actually its a whale of a story.
  19. What do whales like to chew?… Blubber gum! (Gum Jokes for Kids)
  20. What did Columbus do with the blue whale?… Cheered it up. (Cheerleading Jokes / Psychology Jokes) / Whale Jokes)
  21. What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale?… Sha-Moo. (Cow Jokes for Kids)
  22. How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?… He has a whale of a party! (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Animal Jokes for Kids)
  23. How do you get banned from Sea World?… Free Willy.
  24. How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  25. Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  26. How do you make a fish laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale.
  27. Did you hear the joke about the whale?… It’s a real killer.
  28. What is a Whale’s least favorite beer?… Harpoon. What is a Whale’s least favorite beer?… Harpoon. (Whale Jokes)
  29. What is a Whale’s favorite beer?… Whale’s Tale. (Beer Jokes)
  30. What is a Whale’s favorite beer?… Whale’s Tale. (Beer Jokes)
  31. What did one shark say to the other after an awkward moment?… Whale, that was weird. (Shark Jokes)
  32. What did the shark say to the whale?… What are u blubbering about?