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Joke Pages of the Month:

Google Search “Whale Jokes”

  1. What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
  3. Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
  4. What do whales eat?… Fish and ships.
  5. I went to an ocean themed (retirement / graduation / birthday / prom) party… It was a whale of a time. (Ocean Jokes)
  6. Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
  7. What do you call a baby whale?… A little squirt!
  8. Did you hear about the flying whale?… Actually its a whale of a story.
  9. What do whales like to chew?… Blubber gum! (Gum Jokes for Kids)
  10. What did Columbus do with the blue whale?… Cheered it up. (Cheerleading Jokes / Psychology Jokes) / Whale Jokes)
  11. What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale?… Sha-Moo. (Cow Jokes for Kids)
  12. How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?… He has a whale of a party! (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Animal Jokes for Kids)
  13. How do you get banned from Sea World?… Free Willy.
  14. How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  15. Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  16. How do you make a fish laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale.
  17. Did you hear the joke about the whale?… It’s a real killer.
  18. What is a Whale’s least favorite beer?… Harpoon. What is a Whale’s least favorite beer?… Harpoon. (Whale Jokes)
  19. What is a Whale’s favorite beer?… Whale’s Tale. (Beer Jokes)
  20. What is a Whale’s favorite beer?… Whale’s Tale. (Beer Jokes)