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Joke Pages of the Month:
- Where did the whale go when it was bankrupt?… To the loan shark. (Shark Jokes)
- What do you call three orcas in Elliott Bay?… A tripod.
- Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales.
- What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Have you heard of Flight of the Penguins (sequel to March)?… It’s a whale of a tale. (Penguin Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?… Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick. (Movie Jokes & Whale Jokes)
- What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?… Whale you be mine! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What did the mother whale say to her daughter when she graduated from college?… You’ve done so whale, I couldn’t be more proud.
- I went to an ocean themed graduation party… It was a whale of a time. (Graduation Jokes)
- What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
- Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
- What do whales eat?… Fish and ships.
- What kind of music do killer whales like?… They listen to the orca-stra! (Music Jokes)
- Why do fish swim in saltwater?… Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
- I went to an ocean themed (retirement / graduation / birthday / prom) party… It was a whale of a time. (Ocean Jokes)
- Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
- What do you call a baby whale?… A little squirt!
- Did you hear about the flying whale?… Actually its a whale of a story.
- What do whales like to chew?… Blubber gum! (Gum Jokes for Kids)
- What did Columbus do with the blue whale?… Cheered it up. (Cheerleading Jokes / Psychology Jokes) / Whale Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale?… Sha-Moo. (Cow Jokes for Kids)
- How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?… He has a whale of a party! (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Animal Jokes for Kids)
- How do you get banned from Sea World?… Free Willy.
- How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- I asked my girlfriend if they serve whales at red lobster… That way next time we go we know if we can bring her mother.
- Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- How do you make a fish laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale.
- Did you hear the joke about the whale?… It’s a real killer.
- What is a Whale’s least favorite beer?… Harpoon. What is a Whale’s least favorite beer?… Harpoon. (Whale Jokes)
- What is a Whale’s favorite beer?… Whale’s Tale. (Beer Jokes)
- What is a Whale’s favorite beer?… Whale’s Tale. (Beer Jokes)
- What did one shark say to the other after an awkward moment?… Whale, that was weird. (Shark Jokes)
- What did the shark say to the whale?… What are u blubbering about?