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  1. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (March Madness Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  2. What did the cheerleader drink before the big game?… A root beer!
  3. What do you call cheerleaders in the ocean?… Pepsi.
  4. So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks… and shouts, “gimme a tea!”
  5. What do Croatian cheerleaders chant?… You go Slavia!
  6. A bus full of cheerleaders went off a cliff Miraculously, all twenty of them managed to grab onto the same branch sticking out of the cliffside. There were nineteen beautiful blondes and one brunette. The brunette saw the branch was starting to break, so she made a decision. “Listen ladies,” she said. “As skinny as we are, this branch can’t hold all our weight. You’re all so beautiful and talented, so I’m going to let go in hopes that it’s enough to save your lives. Tell my family I love them.” The blondes were so moved by her selfless sacrifice that they gave her a round of applause.
  7. Who are the happiest people at the Super Bowl?… The cheerleaders. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  8. A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell?… BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE!
  9. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite fruit?… Pompomegranate.
  10. What’s the best part of dating a Dallas Cheerleader?… You know she never expects to get a ring!
  11. What did the high school cheerleaders say on New Year’s Day?… Happy New Cheer! (New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers & Cheerleading Jokes)
  12. Who are the happiest people at the football game?… The cheerleaders. (Cheerleading Jokes)
  13. Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  14. Why can’t you have a cheerleading competition in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs. What did Columbus do with the blue whale?… Cheered it up. (Psychology Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
  15. Why was Cinderella such a bad cheerleader?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  16. Where do cheerleaders go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  17. What would you get if you crossed a cheerleader and the Invisible Man?… Cheerleading like no one has ever seen.
  18. What did the mummy coach say at the end of cheerleading practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  19. Why was the skeleton always left out of cheerleading?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  20. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite drink?… Root beer!
  21. What kind of dog cheers at football games?… A pom-Pomeranian!
  22. What is a banana’s favorite cheerleading move?… The splits!
  23. What is a Cheerleader’s favorite food?… Cheerios
  24. What is a cheerleaders favorite color?… Yeller
  25.  How did the cheerleader get the stains off her uniform?… Cheer laundry detergent 
  26. What did Scrooge say to the cheerleader?… Hoorah humbug.
  27. Why do cheerleaders need a pilot’s license?…  Because they do so many aerials.
  28. Why did the cheerleader join the astronomy club?…  She wanted to be picked for an All-Stars team.
  29. What was the cheerleading team’s favorite song?…  Everything is Awesome!
  30. Why did the politician go to cheerleading classes?… To learn how to flip-flop.
  31. Why did the cheerleader get in trouble before serving dinner?… Her mom asked her to toss the salad – and she threw it across the room!
  32. How was the cheerleader like a nursery rhyme character?… She jumped over the candle sticks.
  33. Why did the cheerleaders want to practice in the baby’s nursery?… They were trying to learn a cradle catch.
  34. What do you give a young cheerleader for her birthday?… A kewpie doll.
  35.  What did the cheerleader’s photographer say when his camera tripod wouldn’t work?… I have a problem with dismount.
  36.  What do cheerleader’s use to catch fish?… A double hook.
  37. What do cheerleaders snack on between workouts?… Pretzels.
  38. Why was the building doorman always getting upset with the cheerleaders?… They kept asking for the elevator!
  39. How are cheerleaders like pharoahs?… They like pyramids! 
  40. Why are cheerleaders so honest?… They’re part of a truth squad.
  41. What was the cheerleader’s favorite season?… Hand “Spring.” 
  42. How do you get a cheerleading team across a lake?… In a PomPontoon boat.
  43. What note can cheerleaders hit that nobody else can?… The high V. 
  44. How can you tell that a cheerleader is nervous?… She’s jumpy.
  45. Why can’t cheerleaders go to libraries?… They make too much of a K motion.
  46. Why is cheerleading the most patriotic American sport?…  It’s the only one that practices liberty.
  47. How do cheerleaders contact each other?… With a mega phone.
  48. What was the cheerleading coach’s name?… Cory Ography.
  49. Why did the cheerleader decide to go to law school?… She was told she was the best at delivering motions.
  50. What do cheerleaders like to drink to cool down?…  PomPomegrante juice.
  51. Why are cheerleaders never late for class?… They know how to stick to a routine.
  52. When should you never go near a cheerleader during a routine?/// When they’re doing a scorpion – because they might sting you!
  53. Why did the car dealer hire so many cheerleaders?… They really know how to sell it.
  54. Why are cheerleading teams driven around by the police?… Only police have squad cars.
  55. Why did the cheerleader go to England?… To learn how to make a proper Tea motion (T motion).
  56. Why did the cheerleading coach bring a big clock to practice?… She was teaching the squad how to tick-tock.
  57. What did the cheerleader philosopher keep asking?… Toe touch or not toe touch, that is the question.
  58.  What did the dad say to his daughter before the cheerleading competition?… Good tuck!
  59. Why did the stock broker ask the cheerleader for help?… He couldn’t stop his stocks from tumbling.
  60. Why did the cheerleader make such a mess of the clean, folded laundry?… She couldn’t stop herself from doing a basket toss!
  61. Why shouldn’t you prank a cheerleader on April fools day?… They never fall for the jokes.Why can you always believe a cheerleader’s answer?… They’re always positive!
  62. After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening. “Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks. “I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”
  63. What do cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer!
  64. Why did the ghost become a cheerleader?… She liked to show off her school spirit!
  65. What do bananas do best in cheerleading?… The splits.