Summer Jokes for Teachers

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  1. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?… Times Square! (Math Jokes for Teachers & New York Jokes)
  2. How is the student’s grade like going on summer beach vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Jokes for Teachers)
  3. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?… He wanted to test the water! 
  4. What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Pi Math Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  5. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  6. Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in schools! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)

June Jokes for Teachers

  1. Jokes for the Last Day of School: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belrings (School Jokes for Kids)
  2. How is the student’s grade like going on summer vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Ocean Jokes)
  3. June 3rd National Egg Day: Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes / Farming Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
  4. June 4th National Cheese Day: Top 10 Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  5. June 5th World Environment Day: My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment… So I created an Al Gore-ithm. (Environment Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  6. June 5th National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)Why did the egg go to school?… To get “egg-u-cated!” (Jokes for Teachers & School Jokes for Kids)
  7. World Oceans Day: What did the fish get on his math test?… A sea plus. (180 School Jokes)
  8. June 8th World Oceans Day: Top 10 Ocean Jokes: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
  9. What are a teacher’s three favorite words?… June, July and August. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Jokes for Teachers)
  10. If you bring lobster to class, you better share… Or else it would be shellfish!
  11. Why did the lobster take such a long time to learn just the basics of the English alphabet?… Probably because he spent a lot of years at C.
  12. What did the student say when his teacher asked him to pay a little attention on the last day of school?… But I’m paying as little attention as I can! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  13. Why is the home economics teacher so mean?… She beats the eggs! (Egg Jokes)
  14. June 14th: Flag Day: Top 10 Flag Day Jokes: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  15. June 15th: National Lobster Day Top 10 Lobster Jokes: Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said “Lobster Tails: $2”.So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster… (Book Jokes & Maine Jokes)
  16. Why did the teacher dive into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes / June Teacher Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Ocean Jokes)
  17. Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes: Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
  18. Why did the lobster take such a long time to learn just the basics of the English alphabet?… Probably because he spent a lot of years at C.
  19. What do chickens call a school test? …Eggs-amination! (Jokes for Teachers & School Jokes for Kids)
  20. Why was the teacher cross-eyed on the last day of school?… She lost control of her pupils.
  21. What is white when its dirty and black when it is clean?… A blackboard.
  22. Who’s in charge of the school during summer vacation?… The rulers.
  23. Why did the little lobster start wearing fancy clothes to the posh pier school?… She did it out of pier pressure. 
  24. What school supply is still tired all summer long?… A knapsack.
  25. Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Jokes for Teachers)
  26. What do math teachers worry about during the summer?… Mathema-tick bites.
  27. What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?… Cone-gratulations!

July Jokes for Teachers

  1. What are a teacher’s three favorite words?… June, July and August. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Jokes for Teachers)
  2. Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Student: At the bottom. (American Revolution Jokes)
  3. Teacher: Please use the word “account” in a sentence. Student: Sure. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.” (Jokes for Teachers & Summer Olympic Jokes)
  4. 4th of July Jokes for Teachers: July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  5. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” ((4th of July Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  6. How do surfers do in summer school?… Not too good. Just a little above C level. (Surfing Jokes)
  7. Why did Mr. Ice-Cream scold his students?… He couldn’t cone-done their unruly behavior!
  8. July 18th National Ice Cream Day: What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice-cream cones?… Teacher’s flavorites! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  9. July 31st: Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (Harry Potter Jokes)

August Jokes for Teachers

  1. August 1st: Top 10 August Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  2. August 2nd: National Ice Cream Sandwich Day: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
  3. August 3rd National Watermelon Day: Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the exam… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy.
  4. August 4th Top 10 Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
  5. Where do you learn to skate?… In a boarding school. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  6. Is today really August? …Or are Julying to me? (July Jokes)
  7. Top 10 Hurricane Jokes: What did the Hurricane say to coast?… I have my eye on you. (Biology Jokes)
  8. Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  9. Top 10 Back to School Jokes: On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Back to School Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  10. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind A gust of wind blew my homework away! (Hurricane Jokes)
  11. Why did the giraffe get bad grades?… He had his head in the clouds. (Giraffe Jokes)
  12. August 12th World Elephant Day: 2021 World Elephant Day Jokes: 21 Funny Elephant Jokes: Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse on vacation. (Teacher Jokes)
  13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about August? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  14. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  15. I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Labor Day Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go high school tryouts! (Super Bowl Jokes)
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer vacation – it’s time for school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School
  18. A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  19. My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  20. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
  21. The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen August and December, because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas.
  22. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  23. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind knocked me over! 
  24. August 9th: Shark Week Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)
  25. August 2nd: Shark Week What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter sandwiches?… Jellyfish. (Peanut Butter Jokes & Top 10 Shark Jokes)
  26. A schoolteacher was taking her first golf lesson. “Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?” she asked the instructor. “P-u-t-t is correct,” he replied. “Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.” (Golf Jokes)
  27. Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?… He was puttering around. (Golf Jokes)
  28. My childhood crush and I are finally getting married this year! Me in August, and her in November.
  29. August 3rd: Shark Week Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)
  30. August 12th: World Elephant Day: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
  31. August 4th: Shark Week What do you call a solitary shark?… A “lone” (loan) shark. (Top 10 Shark Jokes) Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when flying a kite!
  32. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when sailing!
  33. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when windsurfing.
  34. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go!
  35. On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Back to School Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  36. Why did the peanut never come to school?… Because everyone was allergic to him.
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  38. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school shopping! (Back to School Jokes)
  39. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school! (Back to School Jokes)
  40. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to football practice! (Football Jokes)
  41. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to soccer practice! (Soccer Jokes)
  42. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to volleyball practice! (Volleyball Jokes)
  43. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to cross country practice!
  44. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to field hockey practice!
  45. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to cheerleading practice!
  46. August 1st: Shark Week Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)
  47. August 31st: International Bacon Day: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Summer Jokes) (Bacon Jokes)
  48. August 2nd: Shark Week What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter sandwiches?… Jellyfish. (Peanut Butter Jokes& Top 10 Shark Jokes)
  49. August 3rd: Shark Week Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)
  50. Shark Week What do you call a solitary shark?… A “lone” (loan) shark. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)
  51. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
  52. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  53. August 8th Back to School Jokes: A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings.
  54. Back to School Jokes: Student: The first day of school is always special to me. It’s the only day of the year when I’m not behind in my homework. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  55. Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  56. Back to School Jokes: Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  57. Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids &Full Moon Names & Meanings 1)
  58. Back to School Jokes: The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either.
  59. Back to School Jokes: Teacher: What would happen if you took the school bus home? Student: The police would make you bring it back! (Police Jokes for Kids)
  60. Back to School Jokes:
  61. Everyone keeps posting about Mayweather, but I’m 99% sure it’s August.