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- July 1st Canada Day Jokes: Why are Canadian students so smart?… They get a lot of ehs.
- Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
- What are a teacher’s three favorite words?… June, July and August. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Jokes for Teachers)
- I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors. (180 School Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Student: At the bottom. (American Revolution Jokes)
- Teacher: Please use the word “account” in a sentence. Student: Sure. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.” (Jokes for Teachers & Summer Olympic Jokes)
- 4th of July Jokes for Teachers: July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” ((4th of July Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
- How do surfers do in summer school?… Not too good. Just a little above C level. (Surfing Jokes)
- Why did Mr. Ice-Cream scold his students?… He couldn’t cone-done their unruly behavior!
- July 18th National Ice Cream Day: What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice-cream cones?… Teacher’s flavorites! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Where do you learn to make ice cream?… Sundae school.
- Teacher: What are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball!” (Baseball Jokes for Kids & Jokes for Teachers)
- What do minions exceed at in school?… Gru-p projects.
- July 31st: Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (Harry Potter Jokes)
- My teachers name is Gandalf… needless to say he didn’t let me pass. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- What type of schools do Minions like going to?… Banana sundae schools. (Ice Cream Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
- Why did Mr. Ice-Cream scold his students?… He couldn’t cone-done their unruly behavior!
- What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice-cream cones?… Teacher’s flavorites!
- July 20th National Hot Dog Day: 2022 National Hot Dog Day Jokes: 22 Funny Hot Dog Jokes: Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor roll. (180 School Jokes)
- What do you call an instructor at an ice cream parlor?… A sundae school teacher.
- I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today… Ever since then the bar was lowered. (Gymnastics Jokes)
- How did the hammerhead shark do on his test?… He nailed it!
- McGonagall is a good teacher, but… she has a tendency to be catty. (Cat Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
- How do Hogwarts students go on field trips?… They take the albus. (Bus Jokes / Field Trip Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)