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  1. What are a teacher’s three favorite words?… June, July and August. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Jokes for Teachers)
  2. Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Student: At the bottom. (American Revolution Jokes)
  3. Teacher: Please use the word “account” in a sentence. Student: Sure. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.” (Jokes for Teachers & Summer Olympic Jokes)
  4. 4th of July Jokes for Teachers: July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  5. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” ((4th of July Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  6. How do surfers do in summer school?… Not too good. Just a little above C level. (Surfing Jokes)
  7. Why did Mr. Ice-Cream scold his students?… He couldn’t cone-done their unruly behavior!
  8. July 18th National Ice Cream Day: What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice-cream cones?… Teacher’s flavorites! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  9. July 31st: Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (Harry Potter Jokes)