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More Watermelon Jokes…

  1. A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we cantaloupe!” (Wedding Jokes & Cantaloupe Jokes)
  2. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the World’s largest watermelon is 350 pounds(Canoe Jokes)
  3. Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?… Because they’re melon-cholic! (Psychology Jokes)
  4. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  5. What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… You’re one in a melon! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  6. Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the exam… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
  7. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?…  Because they cantaloupe. (Cantaloupe Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  8. What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
  9. Ice Cream Flavors honoring Richard Nixon… ‘ImPeachments & Cream’ and ‘Watermelon-Gate.’ (Election Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  10. Why did the watermelons ask for permission to get married?… Because they cantaloupe.