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More Watermelon Jokes…

  1. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?…  Because they cantaloupe. (Wedding Jokes)
  3. What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
  4. What do you call fruit that commits egregious crimes?…  a waterfelon. (Police Jokes for Kids)
  5. What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens! (Mole Day Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  6. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon. (Farming Jokes)
  7. Why did the watermelon go crazy?… He lost his rind. (Psychology Jokes)
  8. What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card?… You’re one in a melon! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  9. Why are watermelons such good gossips?… They have all the juice.
  10. Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?… They always have seed money. (Labor Day Jokes)