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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best ice cream jokes.
- What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?… Chocolate Chip Cookie d’oh. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
- Where is the best location for a Blizzard?…. Dairy Queen. (Blizzard Jokes)
- Where does Neil Young put his ice cream?… On his harvest spoon. (Harvest Moon Jokes)
- Did you know you can’t eat ice cream in the military?… Apparently you get arrested for desserting. (Navy Jokes)
- Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream?… Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional! (Ice Cream Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- An ice cream, a creme brulee, and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment… They are wanted for dessertion. (Navy Jokes)
- What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?… Shock a lot. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Ice Cream Flavors honoring Richard Nixon… ‘ImPeachments & Cream’ and ‘Watermelon-Gate.’ (Election Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
- What is a great for dessert for Halloween?… Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
- They offered me a job at the local ice cream shop but I turned it down… I don’t like working on sundaes. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What is a great for dessert for Friday the 13th?… Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
- During a heat wave, what do cats eat?… A mice-cream cone! (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
- What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Friday the 13th Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- Bert: “Ernie, do you want some ice cream?” Ernie: “Sherbert.” (Sesame Street Jokes)
- What is the #1 summer treat for dads?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call an instructor at an ice cream parlor?… A sundae school teacher. (Jokes for Teachers)
- What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?… Cookie d’oh! (Cookie Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream… Ice cream who?… I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
- The ice cream scoop got vanilla ice cream in my chocolate ice cream… What a twist!
- Did you know you can’t eat ice cream in the military?… Apparently you get arrested for desserting. (Army Jokes / Navy Jokes / Air Force Jokes / Marine Jokes /Coast Guard Jokes)
- I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes, ice cream sundaes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)
- What day is ice cream day?… Sunday!
- What do you call ice cream during a heat wave?… Cream. (Heat Wave Jokes)
- What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- I overheard a man order a sundae with nuts, but no ice cream… To me, that’s just nuts. (Psychology Jokes)
- Why did the soldier stuff himself with ice cream?… He was a desserter. (Navy Jokes)
- What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?… Beats me… “Desserted!” (Dessert Jokes)
- I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can’t take it… but he can dish it out. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What did the apple pie say to the ice cream on Memorial Day?… You complete me! (Apple Pie Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
- I just taught my kids about taxes… by eating 38% of their ice cream. (Dad Jokes)
- How did Reese eat her ice cream?… Witherspoon. (Movie Jokes)
- What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni. (Ice Cream Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- I know a lot about ice cream… I spent years in sundae school.
- I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream… They were Basking Robins. (Bird Jokes)
- My wife asked me if I ate the ice cream she had in the freezer. I told her no… I ate it on the couch. (Marriage Jokes)
- I was fired from the ice cream factory… just because I refused to work on a sundae. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice” (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What do chickens and ice-cream have in common?… Eggs! (Egg Jokes)
- Mardi Gras Pun: Moon pies put me in a good ala mode! (Ice Cream Jokes & Pie Jokes)
- What’s a football player’s favorite ice cream?… Any given sundae. (Football Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- Where do you learn to make ice cream?… Sundae school. (Jokes for Teachers)
- What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?… Remember the à la mode! (Texas Jokes)
- Where did the ice-cream man graduate high school from?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes / High School Jokes / High School Graduation Jokes)
- When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? … Any Given Sundae. (Football Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids & Marriage Jokes)
- What is ice cream’s favorite movie?… Frozen! (Movie Jokes)
- I sold a thousand CDs but only made enough money to buy one ice cream… Probably because each CD was Milli Vanilli. (365 Music Jokes)
- What do you call a horse that can’t lose a the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet. (Kentucky Derby Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
- Ice cream cones make for terrible athletes because they always get licked.
- At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?” “Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.” (Marriage Jokes)
- What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes)
- What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
- What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Tennis Jokes)
- What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pi Day Jokes & Pi Math Jokes)
- What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Friday the 13th Jokes)
- An ice cream, a creme brulee, and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment They are wanted for dessertion. (Army Jokes / Navy Jokes / Air Force Jokes / Marine Jokes /Coast Guard Jokes)
- What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)
- What flavor of ice cream do deer go for?… Chocolate chip cookie doe! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes / Deer Jokes)
- What happens after you eat an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream?… You get Breyer’s remorse! (Black Friday Jokes)
- A beaver is eating a popsicle. He has a sour look on his face. ‘I wish I’d reach the stick already’ he mumbles to himself.
- Why did the kindergartener bring a spoon to his first day of school?… He thought it was sundae school. (Kindergarten Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
- A balanced diet is an ice cream in each hand.
- What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone?… Scoop Dogg. (365 Music Jokes & Dog Jokes)
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Grinch Jokes)
- Someone broke into our shop and stole all 31 flavors of ice cream… It was a Baskin-Robbery. (Police Jokes)
- Where do you learn to make banana splits?… At sundae school. (Banana Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice cream soda….Ice cream soda, who?… Ice cream soda people can hear me!
- Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?… It’s cool.
- How do you wish an ice cream a happy birthday?… Hope your birthday is gelato fun! (Birthday Jokes)
- I just started a job at an ice cream shop… Unlimited ice cream. I’m livin’ the cream. (Labor Day Jokes)
- I saw the world’s biggest ice cream yesterday…. I’d like to see someone top that.
- I just ate a green ice cream… It was mint.
- What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?… Mice cream and cake! (Cat Jokes for Kids & Birthday Jokes for Kids)
- I wanted to get the scoop on the history of ice cream… so I went to Sundae school. (Social Studies Jokes)
- Do I love ice cream?… You sherbet I do!
- Why was the popsicle rude?… He was stuck up! (Popsicle Jokes)
- What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?… Veinilla. (Dracula Jokes)
- Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?… Now he’s a popsicle. (Popsicle Jokes & (Baby Jokes)
- Why did the soldier stuff himself with ice cream?… He was a desserter. (Army Jokes / Navy Jokes / Air Force Jokes / Marine Jokes /Coast Guard Jokes)
- What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?… Game of Cones.
- Where do little ice-creams go to learn at the weekend?… Sundae school! (Jokes for Teachers)
- How does Dairy Queen train its employees?… It sends them to sundae school! (Labor Day Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Ice Cream… Ice cream who?… Ice cream every time I see a ghost! (Ghost Jokes)
- Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?… They got their just desserts. (Police Jokes)
- What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Fast Food Jokes)
- How do astronauts eat their ice creams?… In floats! (Astronomy Jokes)
- Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to fast track his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?… I”m never gonna run around and dessert you.” (Apple Pie Jokes / Music Jokes / Dessert Jokes)
- How do you learn how to make ice cream?… In Sunday (Sundae) School.
- When does Oliver Stone go to Dairy Queen?… Any Given Sundae. (Football Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- What do you say to ice creams when they get engaged?… Cone-gratulations! (Wedding Jokes)
- What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?… What’s the scoop?
- What does a cat fill his pancakes with?… Mice cream! (Cat Jokes & Pancake Jokes)
- What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy cupcake?… “What’s eating you?” (Cupcake Jokes)
- What did the school cafeteria worker put on the ice cream sundae?… Whipped scream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Equestrian competition?… Sherbet. (Equestrian Jokes)
- Where did the deer family go for ice cream on a hot summer’s night?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
- Why does the little boy always buy vanilla ice-cream?… It is his flavorite!
- What is a second scoop of ice cream called?… An ice cream clone.
- What is Donald Trump’s least favorite flavor of ice cream?… Peach Mint
- Why did Mr. Ice-Cream scold his students?… He couldn’t cone-done their unruly behavior! (Jokes for Teachers)
- Hey shorty, it’s sherbet day. (Birthday Jokes)
- What happened to the popsicle when he saw his crush?… He melted! (Popsicle Jokes)
- What’s a chimp’s favorite ice cream?… Chunky Monkey
- How do ice-cream flavors get promoted?… By selling out! (Labor Day Jokes)
- Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream?… Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional! (Constitution Jokes)
- What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone?… Alice Scooper. (365 Music Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- Two robins stuffed themselves with worms until they were too fat to fly. Since the birds couldn’t go anywhere, they decided to just sit and soak up the sun. Along came a cat, and it ate them. Licking its paws, the cat said, “I just love baskin’ robins!” (Worm Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about ice cream?
- Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert” (Sesame Street Jokes)
- What does the ice cream call her girlfriend?… Her one and cone-ly.
- Why was the ice-cream so successful?… He thought anything was popsicle! (Popsicle Jokes)
- Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes?… Sundae School.
- What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?… Cone-gratulations! (Jokes for Teachers & Labor Day Jokes)
- I would go to Italy and eat ice cream if I won the gelato-ry.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Banana… Banana who?… Banana split so ice creamed! (Banana Jokes)
- What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?… Hoggin Daz! (Pig Jokes)
- Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?… There’s a chance of sprinkles. (Rain Jokes)
- Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?… They know how to chill out. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Where’s the best place to get ice cream when you have the munchies?… Cold Stoned Creamery!
- What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. (Turkey Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
- Where is the best place to get an ice cream?… IN A SUNDAY SCHOOL.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good ice cream knock-knock joke?
- Why did the ice cream truck break down?… Because of the Rocky Road. (Car Jokes)
- Why did no one take pistachio ice-cream seriously?… He was nutty! (Psychology Jokes)
- Why was the choc-dipped cone so popular with the ladies?… He was rich, mysterious, and a hard one to crack!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good ice cream knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- My small friend always argues that vanilla, chocolate and strawberry are the three best ice cream flavors… I think he has a Neapolitan complex.
- Why did the ice-cream cone lose the tennis match?… He was a soft serve! (Tennis Jokes)
- Why are pigs the worst to share ice-cream with?… They’re always hoggin’ daaz ice-cream! (Pig Jokes)
- Why was the ice-cream always sad?… He was blue-berry flavored! (Psychology Jokes)
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice-cream, you scream, we all scream because it’s Friday Thirteenth. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- How do you know it’s cold outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream! (Cow Jokes)
- If you ask a scientist what pi is, he’ll tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, he’ll tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, he’ll say “Pi? Well, it’s about 3, but we’ll call it 4 just to be safe.” But if you ask a kid, he’ll ask if he can have ice cream with it. (Pi Day Jokes & Pi Math Jokes)
- Why was the ice-cream cone misunderstood?… She was always waffling! (Waffle Jokes)
- Why did the kid cross the road?… There was an ice-cream truck on the other side!
- Why do ice-creams make great writers?… They’ve always got the inside scoop! (Grammar Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice-cream cones?… Teacher’s flavorites! (Jokes for Teachers)
- What do you get when you cross an ice-cream, a dog, and a cow?… A milk-shake! (Dog Jokes / Cow Jokes / Milk Jokes)
- I love all types of ice cream. I don’t play flavorites.
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode. (Pi Day Jokes)
- The local Ice Cream man was found dead on the floor of his van, covered in nuts, sprinkles and sauce. The police think he topped himself.
- What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?… Life is but a cream! (Music Jokes)
- Why was the ice-cream so nosy?… She wanted to know the whole scoop!
- Two ice cream vans crashed on the motorway… The police put some cones out, thankfully no-one had whippy-lash. (Car Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
- Ben and Jerry are partners in cream.
- Which ice-cream flavor is always celebrating?… Birthday cake! (Birthday Jokes)
- Which is the most difficult flavor of ice-cream to eat?.. Rocky road!
- What do you call an ice cream spy?… A sorbetoure.
- What does the ice cream call her husband?… His one and cone-ly. (Marriage Jokes)
- Which shapes are an ice-cream’s favorite?… A cone and a sphere! (Geometry Jokes)
- Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice”
- Why do people like ice-cream whether it’s in a carton, a cone, or a cup?… You can’t help but love ice-cream un-cone-ditionally! (Psychology Jokes)
- Once the ice cream princess married her prince, she became a Dairy Queen.
- Hurry! The dessert parade is starting, and I don’t want to miss the ice cream float.
- How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?… It’s sherbert day! (Birthday Jokes)
- Why did the ice-cream truck leave early?… To get there by sundae!
- Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode. (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
- What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?… You make me melt.
- What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?… Dashchundae.
- What is it called when you get high and then eat ice cream?… Getting cold-stoned.
- What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Mole Day Jokes)
- How does the Cat in the Hat eat ice cream?… With his mouth just like everyone else.
- How many flavors of ice-cream are there?… As many as you can cream of!
- What are ice cream cones like as parents?… They’re big softies.
- My favorite superhero is the Ice Cream Man. (Super Hero Jokes)
- What did the ice-cream cone say to the ice-cream scoop?… You’re legendairy!
- Which ice-cream flavor is always on the move?… Man-go!
- What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?… Shock a lot. (Labor Day Jokes)
- How do ice-creams get to work?… The ice-cream van! (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why was the ice-cream nauseous?… He was churning!
- What did the dentist say to the ice cream?… You’re way too sweet!
- What is a monkey’s favorite flavor of ice cream?… Banana!
- What did the popsicle say to his sonsicle?… Stick with me, kid! (Popsicle Jokes)
- What does an ice cream lawyer say?… You got served. (Lawyer Jokes)
- Why does the ice-cream always get out of trouble?… He is so sweet!
- Which dance do ice-creams prefer?… The Creamarena! (Dance Jokes)
- Why are popsicles so snobby?… They have a stick up their butt. (Popsicle Jokes)
- Where did the reindeer family go for ice cream on Father’s Day?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
- Why was the ice-cream kicked out of the party?… He was rum and raisin’ hell!
- You know what they say about ice cream parents?… They play flavorites.
- I asked my girlfriend if she’d like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends. She said “Yes!”. I said “Good, because I’m breaking up with you.”
- I got an ice cream for my girlfriend… Best trade I ever made.
- What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?… Spoon! (365 Music Jokes)
- Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?… They have a soft serve. (Tennis Jokes)
- Why does the ice cream man go so slow?… Because he’s a sundae driver! (Car Jokes)
- Who’s the most famous ice-cream football team?… Icelona FC! (Soccer Jokes)
- What did the ice cream cone write on his Valentine card?… You make me melt. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why did no one want to be friends with the popsicle?… He was a little frosty! (Popsicle Jokes)
- What does the ice cream call his wife?… His one and cone-ly. (Marriage Jokes)
- Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream?… He was looking for the scoop.
- Why couldn’t the color blind man sell ice cream?… His cones don’t work. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
- The ice cream scooper got chocolate ice cream in my vanilla ice cream… That’s a twist.
- Why didn’t the ice cream sandwich like the popsicle?… Because the popsicle had a stick up her butt! (Popsicle Jokes)
- Did you hear about the ice cream bandit?… He’s one smooth cream-inal.
- My relationship with ice cream is unhealthy because it’s so cold.
- “Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?” “Sure, Bert.” (Sesame Street Jokes)
- Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?… They were a little cheesy! (Cheese Jokes)
- What type of ice-cream is the worst?… One that falls on the floor!
- How is ice cream as a boyfriend?… The sweetest.
- Why did the ice cream truck break down?… Because of the Rocky Road.
- Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to the New Year’s Eve party?… They’re a drip. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?… Because with them, anything is popsicle. (Popsicle Jokes)
- What do you call an ice cream cone with a surprise flavor in the bottom?… A twist cone!
- What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Hamburger Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
- What type of ice-cream is a spider’s favorite?… Eyes scream! (Spider Jokes)
- Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?… It was mint to be.
- What’s Jason Voorhees serve for dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
- Why do ice-creams make the worst hosts?… He was always giving everyone the cold shoulder!
- What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Mole Day Jokes)
- I asked the person in the ice cream van for a cone. They asked “hundreds and thousand?” I said “no, just one.”
- Why were the other flavors of ice-creams jealous of the mint ice-cream?… He was minted!
- Why do news reporters hang out at the ice-cream shop?… Because they are always looking for a scoop!
- How do you make a milkshake?… By sticking a cow in the freezer.
- My wife teases me with ice cream bc she knows I’m lactose intolerant… She really milks it too.
- What did the choc-mint ice-cream say to the chocolate sauce?… We’re mint to be together!
- Why did the ice-cream cone get sick?… He spent too much time in the freezer! (Doctor Jokes)
- What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?… “I’m sweet on you!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What’s the best way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pie Jokes &Pi Day Jokes)
- Why do chocolate and mint ice-cream go so well?… Some flavors are just mint to be together!
- What do chickens and ice-cream have in common?… Eggs! (Egg Jokes)
- What kind of weather is common in the land of ice-creams?… Clouds, sprinkles, and pours! (Rain Jokes)
- How is ice cream as a girlfriend?… The sweetest.
- Ice cream because you are driving me crazy!
- What’s a lion’s favorite ice cream?… Mint Choc Chimp!
- I wrote my dessert-ation on ice cream puns.
- Who’s the most relaxed ice-cream flavor of them all?… Matcha green tea! (Tea Jokes)
- What happened to the ice cream cone when she saw her crush?… He melted! (Popsicle Jokes)
- What does no one want to eat and smells fishy?… A sardine ice-cream! (Fishing Jokes)
- Where does chocolate ice-cream come from?… Brown cows! (Cow Jokes)
- How is ice cream as a girlfriend?… The sweetest.
- Having my own ice cream shop is a real cream come true.
- Some ice cream puns are rich, others are nutty, but all of them are sweet.
- What do you get when you milk a cow in Antarctica?… Ice cream!
- Why did the ice-cream bend down?… To tie his shoe-lace – it had cone undone!
- How is ice cream as a husband?… The sweetest. (Marriage Jokes)
- How is ice cream as a wife?… The sweetest. (Marriage Jokes)
- What football team loves ice cream?… Aston Vanilla!
- What happens when I watch a movie with my favorite frozen dessert?… I scream!
- How do you defeat an ice cream in a fight?… Break their cone!
- What do elephants and ice cream have in common?… They both come in quartz.
- My husband asked me if I ate the ice cream he had in the freezer. I told him no… I ate it on the couch. (Marriage Jokes)
- What did the soldier say to his sergeant when he found out they were going on a training exercise? “Sir, I thought you said we were going to an ice cream social!”
- Where do you learn to make fried ice cream?… At sundae school.
- What happens when fried ice cream gets angry?… It has a melt down.
- What do you call a milkwoman wearing high heeled shoes?… A dairy queen. (Milk Jokes)