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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best ice cream jokes.
  2. Bert: “Ernie, do you want some ice cream?” Ernie: “Sherbert.” (Sesame Street Jokes)
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about ice cream?
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good ice cream knock-knock joke?
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good ice cream knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  6. What did the school cafeteria worker put on the ice cream sundae?… Whipped scream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  7. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice-cream, you scream, we all scream because it’s Friday Thirteenth. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  8. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  9. How did Reese eat her ice cream?… Witherspoon.
  10. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Equestrian competition?… Sherbet. (Equestrian Jokes)
  11. What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  12. Where did the deer family go for ice cream on a hot summer’s night?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  13. What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?… What’s the scoop?
  14. What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pi Day Jokes & Pi Math Jokes)
  15. Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert” (Sesame Street Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice cream soda….Ice cream soda, who?… Ice cream soda people can hear me!
  17. What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Tennis Jokes)
  18. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Friday the 13th Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  19. Why did the ice cream truck break down?… Because of the Rocky Road. (Car Jokes)
  20. If you ask a scientist what pi is, he’ll tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, he’ll tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, he’ll say “Pi? Well, it’s about 3, but we’ll call it 4 just to be safe.” But if you ask a kid, he’ll ask if he can have ice cream with it. (Pi Day Jokes & Pi Math Jokes)
  21. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  22. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)
  23. Where do you learn to make banana splits?… At sundae school. (Banana Jokes)
  24. What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice-cream cones?… Teacher’s flavorites! (Jokes for Teachers)
  25. Why did Mr. Ice-Cream scold his students?… He couldn’t cone-done their unruly behavior! (Jokes for Teachers)
  26. Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?… It’s cool. 
  27. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  28. Why was the ice-cream so successful?… He thought anything was popsicle! (Popsicle Jokes)
  29. Why does the little boy always buy vanilla ice-cream?… It is his flavorite!
  30. What do you say to ice creams when they get engaged?… Cone-gratulations! (Wedding Jokes)
  31. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?… “I’m sweet on you!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  32. What does the ice cream call her girlfriend?… Her one and cone-ly.
  33. How do you wish an ice cream a happy birthday?… Hope your birthday is gelato fun! (Birthday Jokes)
  34. Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes?… Sundae School. 
  35. Why was the ice-cream cone misunderstood?… She was always waffling! (Waffle Jokes)
  36. Why was the ice-cream so nosy?… She wanted to know the whole scoop!
  37. Which shapes are an ice-cream’s favorite?… A cone and a sphere! (Geometry Jokes)
  38. Why did the kid cross the road?… There was an ice-cream truck on the other side!
  39. What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?… Life is but a cream! (Music Jokes)
  40. What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?… Cone-gratulations! (Jokes for Teachers)
  41. Why do people like ice-cream whether it’s in a carton, a cone, or a cup?… You can’t help but love ice-cream un-cone-ditionally! (Psychology Jokes)
  42. What did the ice-cream cone say to the ice-cream scoop?… You’re legendairy!
  43. Which ice-cream flavor is always celebrating?… Birthday cake! (Birthday Jokes)
  44. Why did no one take pistachio ice-cream seriously?… He was nutty! (Psychology Jokes)
  45. Which ice-cream flavor is always on the move?… Man-go!
  46. Why do ice-creams make great writers?… They’ve always got the inside scoop! (Grammar Jokes)
  47. What happened to the popsicle when he saw his crush?… He melted! (Popsicle Jokes)
  48. What does no one want to eat and smells fishy?… A sardine ice-cream! (Fish Jokes)
  49. Who’s the most relaxed ice-cream flavor of them all?… Matcha green tea! (Tea Jokes)
  50. How do ice-creams get to work?… The ice-cream van!
  51. Why was the ice-cream nauseous?… He was churning!
  52. What do you get when you cross an ice-cream, a dog, and a cow?… A milk-shake! (Dog / Cow / Milk)
  53. What kind of weather is common in the land of ice-creams?… Clouds, sprinkles, and pours! (Rain)
  54. Why did the ice-cream cone get sick?… He spent too much time in the freezer! (Doctor)
  55. Why did no one want to be friends with the popsicle?… He was a little frosty! (Popsicle Jokes)
  56. Who’s the most famous ice-cream football team?… Icelona FC! (Soccer Jokes)
  57. Why does the ice-cream always get out of trouble?… He is so sweet!
  58. Where does chocolate ice-cream come from?… Brown cows! (Cow)
  59. Why were the other flavors of ice-creams jealous of the mint ice-cream?… He was minted!
  60. Where do little ice-creams go to learn at the weekend?… Sundae school! (Jokes for Teachers)
  61. Why did the ice-cream cone lose the tennis match?… He was a soft serve! (Tennis)
  62. Why are pigs the worst to share ice-cream with?… They’re always hoggin’ daaz ice-cream! (Pig)
  63. What did the choc-mint ice-cream say to the chocolate sauce?… We’re mint to be together!
  64. I just ate a green ice cream… It was mint.
  65. I wanted to get the scoop on the history of ice cream… so I went to Sundae school. (Social Studies Jokes)
  66. Do I love ice cream?… You sherbet I do!
  67. I saw the world’s biggest ice cream yesterday…. I’d like to see someone top that.
  68. Hey shorty, it’s sherbet day. (Birthday Jokes)
  69. They offered me a job at the local ice cream shop but I turned it down… I don’t like working on sundaes. (Labor)
  70. The ice cream scoop got vanilla ice cream in my chocolate ice cream… What a twist!
  71. My favorite superhero is the Ice Cream Man. (Superhero)
  72. I just started a job at an ice cream shop… Unlimited ice cream. I’m livin’ the cream. (Labor)
  73. Two ice cream vans crashed on the motorway… The police put some cones out, thankfully no-one had whippy-lash. (Car / Doctor)
  74. Why do chocolate and mint ice-cream go so well?… Some flavors are just mint to be together!
  75. Which is the most difficult flavor of ice-cream to eat?.. Rocky road!
  76. Why was the choc-dipped cone so popular with the ladies?… He was rich, mysterious, and a hard one to crack!
  77. How do ice-cream flavors get promoted?… By selling out!
  78. Why was the ice-cream always sad?… He was blue-berry flavored! (Psychology Jokes)
  79. What do chickens and ice-cream have in common?… Eggs! (Eggs)
  80. What type of ice-cream is the worst?… One that falls on the floor!
  81. Which dance do ice-creams prefer?… The Creamarena!
  82. Why was the popsicle rude?… He was stuck up!
  83. Why do ice-creams make the worst hosts?… He was always giving everyone the cold shoulder!
  84. Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?… They were a little cheesy!
  85. Why are popsicles so snobby?… They have a stick up their butt. (Popsicle Jokes)
  86. Where did the reindeer family go for ice cream on Father’s Day?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  87. Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream?… Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional! (Constitution)
  88. What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?… Spoon! (Music)
  89. How is ice cream as a girlfriend?… The sweetest. 
  90. “Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?” “Sure, Bert.” (SS)
  91. Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?… They have a soft serve. (Tennis)
  92. What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?… Veinilla. (Dracula) 
  93. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Banana… Banana who?… Banana split so ice creamed! 
  94. What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?… Shock a lot. (Labor)
  95. Why does the ice cream man go so slow?… Because he’s a sundae driver! (Car)
  96. Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream?… He was looking for the scoop.
  97. Just taught my kids about taxes… by eating 38% of their ice cream.
  98. What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?… Hoggin Daz! 
  99. Why didn’t the ice cream sandwich like the popsicle…? Because the popsicle had a stick up her butt! (Popsicle Jokes)
  100. What did the ice cream cone write on his Valentine card?… You make me melt. (Val)
  101. Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?… Now he’s a popsicle. (Popsicle Jokes & Baby)
  102. What does an ice cream lawyer say?… You got served. (Lawyer)
  103. How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?… It’s sherbert day! 
  104. What did the popsicle say to his sonsicle?… Stick with me, kid! (Popsicle Jokes)
  105. What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?… Game of Cones. 
  106. Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?… There’s a chance of sprinkles. (Rain)
  107. Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?… They know how to chill out. 
  108. What do you call an ice cream cone with a surprise flavor in the bottom?… A twist cone! 
  109. I saw the world’s biggest ice cream the other day… I’d like to see someone top that. 
  110. What are ice cream cones like as parents?… They’re big softies.
  111. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream… Ice cream who?… I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! 
  112. How does Dairy Queen train its employees?… It sends them to sundae school! 
  113. Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?… It was mint to be. 
  114. Why couldn’t the color blind man sell ice cream?… His cones don’t work. 
  115. You know what they say about ice cream parents?… They play flavorites. 
  116. The ice cream scooper got chocolate ice cream in my vanilla ice cream… That’s a twist. 
  117. I was offered a job at the local ice cream shop. But I turned it down… I don’t like working on sundaes. (Labor)
  118. Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?… They always get a scoop. 
  119. What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?… Remember the à la mode!  (Texas)
  120. Someone broke into our shop and stole all 31 flavors of ice cream… It was a Baskin-Robbery. (Police)
  121. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode. (Pi)
  122. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Ice Cream… Ice cream who?… Ice cream every time I see a ghost! (ghost)
  123. Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?… They got their just desserts. (Police)
  124. . How is ice cream as a boyfriend?… The sweetest.
  125. . How is ice cream as a girlfriend?… The sweetest.
  126. How is ice cream as a husband?… The sweetest.
  127. How is ice cream as a wife?… The sweetest.
  128. Why did the ice cream truck break down?… Because of the Rocky Road. 
  129. Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to the Nww Year’s Eve party?… They’re a drip. 
  130. Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?… Because with them, anything is popsicle. (Popsicle Jokes)
  131. Where’s the best place to get ice cream when you have the munchies?… Cold Stoned Creamery! 
  132. What flavor of ice cream do deer go for?… Chocolate chip cookie doe! (CC Deer)
  133. What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone?…  Alice Scooper. (Music)
  134. What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  135. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  136. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Hamburger Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  137. What type of ice-cream is a spider’s favorite?… Eyes scream! (Spider)
  138. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Mole Day Jokes)
  139. What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone?…  Scoop Dogg. (Music)
  140. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  141. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Fast Food Jokes)
  142. Why did the kindergartener bring a spoon to his first day of school?…  He thought it was sundae school. (Kindergarten Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  143. How many flavors of ice-cream are there?… As many as you can cream of!
  144. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?… Mice cream and cake! (Cat Jokes for Kids & Birthday Jokes for Kids)
  145. Where did the ice-cream man graduate high school from?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes / High School Jokes / High School Graduation Jokes)
  146. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Mole Day Jokes)
  147. How do you know it’s cold outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream! (Cow Jokes)
  148. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. (Turkey Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
  149. Two robins stuffed themselves with worms until they were too fat to fly. Since the birds couldn’t go anywhere, they decided to just sit and soak up the sun. Along came a cat, and it ate them. Licking its paws, the cat said, “I just love baskin’ robins!” (Worm Jokes)
  150. I asked the person in the ice cream van for a cone. They asked “hundreds and thousand?” I said “no, just one”.
  151. What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?… Beats me… “Desserted!”
  152. What happens after you eat an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream?… You get Breyer’s remorse!
  153. How do astronauts eat their ice creams?… In floats! (Astronomy Jokes)
  154. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode. (Pi Day Jokes)
  155. What does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? … Any Given Sundae. (Football Jokes)
  156. Where is the best place to get an ice cream?… IN A SUNDAY SCHOOL.
  157. How do you learn how to make ice cream?… In Sunday (Sundae) School.
  158. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
  159. Why do news reporters hang out at the ice-cream shop?… Because they are always looking for a scoop!
  160. Why did the ice-cream truck leave early?… To get there by sundae!
  161. How do you make a milkshake?… By sticking a cow in the freezer.
  162. Why was the ice-cream kicked out of the party?… He was rum and raisin’ hell!
  163. How does the Cat in the Hat eat ice cream?… With his mouth just like everyone else.
  164. What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Grinch Jokes)
  165. Why did the ice-cream bend down?… To tie his shoe-lace – it had cone undone!
  166. Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice”
  167. What’s the best way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pie Jokes &Pi Day Jokes)