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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best ice cream jokes.
- They offered me a job at the local ice cream shop but I turned it down… I don’t like working on sundaes. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream… Ice cream who?… I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
- The ice cream scoop got vanilla ice cream in my chocolate ice cream… What a twist!
- Bert: “Ernie, do you want some ice cream?” Ernie: “Sherbert.” (Sesame Street Jokes)
- What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Friday the 13th Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni. (Ice Cream Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- What do you call a horse that can’t lose a the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet. (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
- What does a cat fill his pancakes with?… Mice cream! (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
- What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy cupcake?… “What’s eating you?” (Cupcake Jokes)
- How did Reese eat her ice cream?… Witherspoon.
- What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Tennis Jokes)
- What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pi Day Jokes & Pi Math Jokes)
- What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- What did the school cafeteria worker put on the ice cream sundae?… Whipped scream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?… What’s the scoop?
- What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What do you say to ice creams when they get engaged?… Cone-gratulations! (Wedding Jokes)
- Where do you learn to make banana splits?… At sundae school. (Banana Jokes)
- What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Equestrian competition?… Sherbet. (Equestrian Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about ice cream?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice cream soda….Ice cream soda, who?… Ice cream soda people can hear me!
- Where did the deer family go for ice cream on a hot summer’s night?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
- What does the ice cream call her girlfriend?… Her one and cone-ly.
- Why does the little boy always buy vanilla ice-cream?… It is his flavorite!
- Why was the ice-cream so successful?… He thought anything was popsicle! (Popsicle Jokes)
- Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?… It’s cool.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good ice cream knock-knock joke?
- Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert” (Sesame Street Jokes)
- How do you wish an ice cream a happy birthday?… Hope your birthday is gelato fun! (Birthday Jokes)
- Why did the ice cream truck break down?… Because of the Rocky Road. (Car Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good ice cream knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- I just started a job at an ice cream shop… Unlimited ice cream. I’m livin’ the cream. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?… “I’m sweet on you!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why did Mr. Ice-Cream scold his students?… He couldn’t cone-done their unruly behavior! (Jokes for Teachers)
- If you ask a scientist what pi is, he’ll tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, he’ll tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, he’ll say “Pi? Well, it’s about 3, but we’ll call it 4 just to be safe.” But if you ask a kid, he’ll ask if he can have ice cream with it. (Pi Day Jokes & Pi Math Jokes)
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice-cream, you scream, we all scream because it’s Friday Thirteenth. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- Hey shorty, it’s sherbet day. (Birthday Jokes)
- Why was the choc-dipped cone so popular with the ladies?… He was rich, mysterious, and a hard one to crack!
- I saw the world’s biggest ice cream yesterday…. I’d like to see someone top that.
- What happened to the popsicle when he saw his crush?… He melted! (Popsicle Jokes)
- Why did the kid cross the road?… There was an ice-cream truck on the other side!
- Why was the ice-cream cone misunderstood?… She was always waffling! (Waffle Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice-cream cones?… Teacher’s flavorites! (Jokes for Teachers)
- What does the ice cream call his wife?… His one and cone-ly. (Marriage Jokes)
- Why did no one take pistachio ice-cream seriously?… He was nutty! (Psychology Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross an ice-cream, a dog, and a cow?… A milk-shake! (Dog Jokes / Cow Jokes / Milk Jokes)
- How do ice-cream flavors get promoted?… By selling out!
- Two ice cream vans crashed on the motorway… The police put some cones out, thankfully no-one had whippy-lash. (Car Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
- Why was the ice-cream always sad?… He was blue-berry flavored! (Psychology Jokes)
- What does the ice cream call her husband?… His one and cone-ly. (Marriage Jokes)
- Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes?… Sundae School.
- Why was the ice-cream so nosy?… She wanted to know the whole scoop!
- Why are pigs the worst to share ice-cream with?… They’re always hoggin’ daaz ice-cream! (Pig Jokes)
- Why do ice-creams make great writers?… They’ve always got the inside scoop! (Grammar Jokes)
- Which shapes are an ice-cream’s favorite?… A cone and a sphere! (Geometry Jokes)
- What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?… Life is but a cream! (Music Jokes)
- What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?… Cone-gratulations! (Jokes for Teachers)
- Why did the ice-cream cone lose the tennis match?… He was a soft serve! (Tennis Jokes)
- Why do people like ice-cream whether it’s in a carton, a cone, or a cup?… You can’t help but love ice-cream un-cone-ditionally! (Psychology Jokes)
- Which is the most difficult flavor of ice-cream to eat?.. Rocky road!
- My favorite superhero is the Ice Cream Man. (Super Hero Jokes)
- Which ice-cream flavor is always celebrating?… Birthday cake! (Birthday Jokes)
- What did the ice-cream cone say to the ice-cream scoop?… You’re legendairy!
- Which ice-cream flavor is always on the move?… Man-go!
- What does no one want to eat and smells fishy?… A sardine ice-cream! (Fishing Jokes)
- Who’s the most relaxed ice-cream flavor of them all?… Matcha green tea! (Tea Jokes)
- How do ice-creams get to work?… The ice-cream van! (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why was the ice-cream nauseous?… He was churning!
- What kind of weather is common in the land of ice-creams?… Clouds, sprinkles, and pours! (Rain Jokes)
- Why did the ice-cream cone get sick?… He spent too much time in the freezer! (Doctor Jokes)
- Why did no one want to be friends with the popsicle?… He was a little frosty! (Popsicle Jokes)
- Who’s the most famous ice-cream football team?… Icelona FC! (Soccer Jokes)
- Why does the ice-cream always get out of trouble?… He is so sweet!
- Where does chocolate ice-cream come from?… Brown cows! (Cow Jokes)
- Why were the other flavors of ice-creams jealous of the mint ice-cream?… He was minted!
- Where do little ice-creams go to learn at the weekend?… Sundae school! (Jokes for Teachers)
- What did the choc-mint ice-cream say to the chocolate sauce?… We’re mint to be together!
- I just ate a green ice cream… It was mint.
- I wanted to get the scoop on the history of ice cream… so I went to Sundae school. (Social Studies Jokes)
- Do I love ice cream?… You sherbet I do!
- Why do chocolate and mint ice-cream go so well?… Some flavors are just mint to be together!
- What do chickens and ice-cream have in common?… Eggs! (Egg Jokes)
- What type of ice-cream is the worst?… One that falls on the floor!
- Which dance do ice-creams prefer?… The Creamarena! (Dance Jokes)
- Why was the popsicle rude?… He was stuck up! (Popsicle Jokes)
- Why do ice-creams make the worst hosts?… He was always giving everyone the cold shoulder!
- Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?… They were a little cheesy! (Cheese Jokes)
- Why are popsicles so snobby?… They have a stick up their butt. (Popsicle Jokes)
- Where did the reindeer family go for ice cream on Father’s Day?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
- Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream?… Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional! (Constitution Jokes)
- What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?… Spoon! (365 Music Jokes)
- How is ice cream as a girlfriend?… The sweetest.
- “Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?” “Sure, Bert.” (Sesame Street Jokes)
- Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?… They have a soft serve. (Tennis Jokes)
- What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?… Veinilla. (Dracula Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Banana… Banana who?… Banana split so ice creamed! (Banana Jokes)
- What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?… Shock a lot. (Labor Day Jokes)