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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best ice cream jokes.
  2. They offered me a job at the local ice cream shop but I turned it down… I don’t like working on sundaes. (Labor Day Jokes)
  3. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream… Ice cream who?… I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
  4. The ice cream scoop got vanilla ice cream in my chocolate ice cream… What a twist!
  5. Bert: “Ernie, do you want some ice cream?” Ernie: “Sherbert.” (Sesame Street Jokes)
  6. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Friday the 13th Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  7. What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni. (Ice Cream Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  8. What do you call a horse that can’t lose a the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet. (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
  9. What does a cat fill his pancakes with?… Mice cream! (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  10. What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy cupcake?… “What’s eating you?” (Cupcake Jokes)
  11. How did Reese eat her ice cream?… Witherspoon.
  12. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  13. What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Tennis Jokes)
  14. What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pi Day Jokes Pi Math Jokes)
  15. What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  16. What did the school cafeteria worker put on the ice cream sundae?… Whipped scream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  17. What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?… What’s the scoop?
  18. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  19. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)
  20. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  21. What do you say to ice creams when they get engaged?… Cone-gratulations! (Wedding Jokes)
  22. Where do you learn to make banana splits?… At sundae school. (Banana Jokes)
  23. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Equestrian competition?… Sherbet. (Equestrian Jokes)
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about ice cream?
  25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice cream soda….Ice cream soda, who?… Ice cream soda people can hear me!
  26. Where did the deer family go for ice cream on a hot summer’s night?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  27. What does the ice cream call her girlfriend?… Her one and cone-ly.
  28. Why does the little boy always buy vanilla ice-cream?… It is his flavorite!
  29. Why was the ice-cream so successful?… He thought anything was popsicle! (Popsicle Jokes)
  30. Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?… It’s cool. 
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good ice cream knock-knock joke?
  32. Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert” (Sesame Street Jokes)
  33. How do you wish an ice cream a happy birthday?… Hope your birthday is gelato fun! (Birthday Jokes)
  34. Why did the ice cream truck break down?… Because of the Rocky Road. (Car Jokes)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good ice cream knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  36. I just started a job at an ice cream shop… Unlimited ice cream. I’m livin’ the cream. (Labor Day Jokes)
  37. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?… “I’m sweet on you!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  38. Why did Mr. Ice-Cream scold his students?… He couldn’t cone-done their unruly behavior! (Jokes for Teachers)
  39. If you ask a scientist what pi is, he’ll tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, he’ll tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, he’ll say “Pi? Well, it’s about 3, but we’ll call it 4 just to be safe.” But if you ask a kid, he’ll ask if he can have ice cream with it. (Pi Day Jokes Pi Math Jokes)
  40. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice-cream, you scream, we all scream because it’s Friday Thirteenth. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  41. Hey shorty, it’s sherbet day. (Birthday Jokes)
  42. Why was the choc-dipped cone so popular with the ladies?… He was rich, mysterious, and a hard one to crack!
  43. I saw the world’s biggest ice cream yesterday…. I’d like to see someone top that.
  44. What happened to the popsicle when he saw his crush?… He melted! (Popsicle Jokes)
  45. Why did the kid cross the road?… There was an ice-cream truck on the other side!
  46. Why was the ice-cream cone misunderstood?… She was always waffling! (Waffle Jokes)
  47. What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice-cream cones?… Teacher’s flavorites! (Jokes for Teachers)
  48. What does the ice cream call his wife?… His one and cone-ly. (Marriage Jokes)
  49. Why did no one take pistachio ice-cream seriously?… He was nutty! (Psychology Jokes)
  50. What do you get when you cross an ice-cream, a dog, and a cow?… A milk-shake! (Dog Jokes / Cow Jokes / Milk Jokes)
  51. How do ice-cream flavors get promoted?… By selling out!
  52. Two ice cream vans crashed on the motorway… The police put some cones out, thankfully no-one had whippy-lash. (Car Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  53. Why was the ice-cream always sad?… He was blue-berry flavored! (Psychology Jokes)
  54. What does the ice cream call her husband?… His one and cone-ly. (Marriage Jokes)
  55. Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes?… Sundae School. 
  56. Why was the ice-cream so nosy?… She wanted to know the whole scoop!
  57. Why are pigs the worst to share ice-cream with?… They’re always hoggin’ daaz ice-cream! (Pig Jokes)
  58. Why do ice-creams make great writers?… They’ve always got the inside scoop! (Grammar Jokes)
  59. Which shapes are an ice-cream’s favorite?… A cone and a sphere! (Geometry Jokes)
  60. What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?… Life is but a cream! (Music Jokes)
  61. What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?… Cone-gratulations! (Jokes for Teachers)
  62. Why did the ice-cream cone lose the tennis match?… He was a soft serve! (Tennis Jokes)
  63. Why do people like ice-cream whether it’s in a carton, a cone, or a cup?… You can’t help but love ice-cream un-cone-ditionally! (Psychology Jokes)
  64. Which is the most difficult flavor of ice-cream to eat?.. Rocky road!
  65. My favorite superhero is the Ice Cream Man. (Super Hero Jokes)
  66. Which ice-cream flavor is always celebrating?… Birthday cake! (Birthday Jokes)
  67. What did the ice-cream cone say to the ice-cream scoop?… You’re legendairy!
  68. Which ice-cream flavor is always on the move?… Man-go!
  69. What does no one want to eat and smells fishy?… A sardine ice-cream! (Fishing Jokes)
  70. Who’s the most relaxed ice-cream flavor of them all?… Matcha green tea! (Tea Jokes)
  71. How do ice-creams get to work?… The ice-cream van! (Labor Day Jokes)
  72. Why was the ice-cream nauseous?… He was churning!
  73. What kind of weather is common in the land of ice-creams?… Clouds, sprinkles, and pours! (Rain Jokes)
  74. Why did the ice-cream cone get sick?… He spent too much time in the freezer! (Doctor Jokes)
  75. Why did no one want to be friends with the popsicle?… He was a little frosty! (Popsicle Jokes)
  76. Who’s the most famous ice-cream football team?… Icelona FC! (Soccer Jokes)
  77. Why does the ice-cream always get out of trouble?… He is so sweet!
  78. Where does chocolate ice-cream come from?… Brown cows! (Cow Jokes)
  79. Why were the other flavors of ice-creams jealous of the mint ice-cream?… He was minted!
  80. Where do little ice-creams go to learn at the weekend?… Sundae school! (Jokes for Teachers)
  81. What did the choc-mint ice-cream say to the chocolate sauce?… We’re mint to be together!
  82. I just ate a green ice cream… It was mint.
  83. I wanted to get the scoop on the history of ice cream… so I went to Sundae school. (Social Studies Jokes)
  84. Do I love ice cream?… You sherbet I do!
  85. Why do chocolate and mint ice-cream go so well?… Some flavors are just mint to be together!
  86. What do chickens and ice-cream have in common?… Eggs! (Egg Jokes)
  87. What type of ice-cream is the worst?… One that falls on the floor!
  88. Which dance do ice-creams prefer?… The Creamarena! (Dance Jokes)
  89. Why was the popsicle rude?… He was stuck up! (Popsicle Jokes)
  90. Why do ice-creams make the worst hosts?… He was always giving everyone the cold shoulder!
  91. Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?… They were a little cheesy! (Cheese Jokes)
  92. Why are popsicles so snobby?… They have a stick up their butt. (Popsicle Jokes)
  93. Where did the reindeer family go for ice cream on Father’s Day?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  94. Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream?… Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional! (Constitution Jokes)
  95. What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?… Spoon! (365 Music Jokes)
  96. How is ice cream as a girlfriend?… The sweetest. 
  97. “Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?” “Sure, Bert.” (Sesame Street Jokes)
  98. Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?… They have a soft serve. (Tennis Jokes)
  99. What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?… Veinilla. (Dracula Jokes)
  100. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Banana… Banana who?… Banana split so ice creamed! (Banana Jokes)
  101. What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?… Shock a lot. (Labor Day Jokes)