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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Kentucky Derby jokes.
  2. In honor of the Kentucky Derby: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
  3. How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
  4. My wife and I got married on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. I remember it because I was considering betting my life’s savings on this one Filly. … I also considered putting money on the Derby! (Wedding Jokes)
  5. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  6. Are you a Kentucky Derby race horse?… Yay or neigh?
  7. Are you watching the Kentucky Derby?… Yay or neigh?
  8. What did the teacher say when the Kentucky Derby horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?” (Jokes for Teachers)
  9. When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby?… When it’s neck and neck. (Vampire Jokes)
  10. Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Maine Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  11. What did one Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
  12. What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred. (Bread Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?… She always said Neigh.
  14. What do Kentucky Derby horses eat?… Fast Food. (Fast Food Jokes)
  15. They call the Kentucky Derby the fastest two minutes in sports… But they clearly haven’t seen me start, then quit, a 5K. (Track and Field Jokes)
  16. What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA! (Book Jokes)
  17. What did the bra say to the Derby hat?… You go on a head while I give these two a lift. (Hat Jokes)
  18. What did the waiter say to the race horse?… I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
  19. A horse named “Needle and Thread” is running away with the horse race what did the announcer say?… “I think he’s got this race all sewn up.”
  20. The winner of the Kentucky Derby has been invited to the White House. The stallion declined, stating: “If I wanted to look at a horse’s ass, I would’ve come in second.” (Election Jokes)
  21. What do you call a well balanced Kentucky Derby horse?… Stable.
  22. Why are most Kentucky Derby horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
  23. What is a retired race horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Retirement Jokes)
  24. Where do colts go when they’re sick?… The horsepital! (Doctor Jokes)
  25. Where do race horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy! (Black Friday Jokes)
  26. Why are jockeys so skinny?… Because they only eat Seabiscuits and tea. (Tea Jokes)
  27. Why don’t racehorses wear underwear?… Because it rides up on them!
  28. I call my son Seabiscuit because all he does is horse around. (Dad Jokes)
  29. A dog is man’s best friend, especially after you lose money on a horse. (Dog Jokes)
  30. What did the retired Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!” (Retirement Jokes)
  31. How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
  32. What do you call a scary horse?… A nightmare! (Napping Jokes)
  33. What type of apple does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh. (Computer Jokes)
  34. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday! (Friday Jokes)
  35. What do you call a race horse with the negative altitude?… Neigh!
  36. What did the momma say to the foal?… Its pasture your bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  37. What’s the quickest way to get mail a Kentucky Derby horse?… Use the Pony Express. (Mailman Jokes)
  38. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz. (Bee Jokes)
  39. Where do you put two horses that just broke up?… In the pasture.
  40. What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares! (Napping Jokes)
  41. Why was the horse naked?… Because the jockey fell off.
  42. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare! (Napping Jokes)
  43. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Kentucky Derby?
  44. What gets a jockey drunk at the bar?… A furlong island ice tea. (Beer Jokes)
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Kentucky Derby knock-knock joke?
  46. Why are race horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
  47. What do you call a race horse with only 2 legs?… Goody two-shoes.
  48. What do race horses eat?… Fast Food. (Fast Food Jokes)
  49. What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
  50. I hate to beat a dead horse, but If I’ve got enough money in the Kentucky Derby… you better believe I’ll do what’s necessary.
  51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Kentucky Derby knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  52. Person #1: “Your mare – what breed is it?” Person #2: “No clue, but it beat the winner of this year’s Kentucky Derby. ” “Why wasn’t it entered for the Triple Crown?” “Problem is, it gallops only at night. Snoozes in the daytime.” “Tsk tsk tsk… a nightmare.” (Napping Jokes)
  53. What’s the best kind of car to use in a demolition derby?… Dodge. (Car Jokes)
  54. Why was the driver fired from the demolition derby?… He was accused of wreckless driving. (Car Jokes)
  55. What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh.