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More Tea Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about tea.
  2. Since 1776… America has been sipping on liber-tea. (4th of July Jokes)
  3. Why do tea company employees like the Fourth of July so much?… They love to celebrate liber-tea!
  4. Ski Pun: My local ski slopes are looking for winterns to make tea. (Ski Puns & Tea Jokes)
  5. What’s the difference between a dinosaur and a British king?… One is a T-rex, the other is a tea rex. (Dinosaur Jokes & Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  6. What kind of tea should you drink when watching the Nutcracker?… Chai-kovsksy. (Dance Jokes & Nutcracker Jokes)
  7. So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks… and shouts, “gimme a tea!” (Cheerleading Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  8. America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the harbor! (4th of July Jokes)
  9. What do witches say when they are gossiping ?… Spell the tea! (Tea Jokes & Witch Jokes)
  10. HAPPY FOURH OF JULY Looking for the T?… It’s in Boston Harbor. (4th of July Jokes)
  11. What beverage do you drink on the 4th of July?… Liber – TEA!  (4th of July Jokes)
  12. Where would you look if you want to find T?… In the Boston Harbor. (4th of July Jokes)
  13. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
  14. Which is the most patriotic tea that Americans like to drink?… It’s liber-tea.
  15. What is the one tea that an Englishman cannot stand during a heat wave?… Humidity. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  16. What warm drink helps a summer camp director relax?… Calm-omile tea. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  17. British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea. (American Revolution Jokes)
  18. Since 1776, America has been sipping on liber-tea.
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about tea?
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good tea knock-knock joke?
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good tea knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  22. What is the #1 hole to have a cup of tea in golf?… Tea Olive, Hole #1 at Augusta National Golf Course. (Masters Golf Jokes)
  23. What do lacrosse players drink?… PenalTea!
  24. I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea I thought hmm, there’s a storm brewing. (Hurricane Jokes)
  25.  What kind of tea do football players drink?… Penaltea. (Football Jokes)
  26. Tsunami invited Cyclone, Earthquake, and Drought to a tea party. No one came… Tsunami had a silent tea. (Earthquake Jokes)
  27. What kind of tea do they serve football players at the Super Bowl?… Penaltea. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  28. What did the croissant say to the coffee in the morning?… You’re just not my cup of tea. (Croissant Jokes)
  29. Yesterday my friends dropped by my place without warning for a cup of tea. The wife pulled me aside & said, “There’s no sugar in the house, how can I serve tea?” I winked at her & said, “Make tea without sugar for all, leave the rest to me.” As soon as the tea was served then i said to my guests, “Let’s play a game of chance. One cup of tea has no sugar, who ever gets it will take us all for dinner tonight.” The result? All guests claimed they had never tasted such sweet tea! January wisdom, thank me later.
  30. What kind of tea did the American colonists want?… Liberty. (Tea Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  31. What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett-tea! (Spaghetti Jokes)
  32. What does a tea bag do when it’s tired?…It steeps!
  33. The ice breaker I used for my graduation speech today… What do you call the speed of an herbal beverage at any given time?… Veloci-tea. (Graduation Jokes)
  34. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (American Revolution Jokes)
  35. What kind of tea do hockey players drink?… Penal-tea. (Hockey Jokes)
  36. What does an American WWII veteran say when you ask him if he wants some tea?… Sherman tanks! (Veterans Day Jokes)
  37. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (Ocean Jokes)
  38. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
  39. What do you call Santa when he’s on a tea break?… Santa Pause! (Christmas Jokes)
  40. Who’s the most relaxed ice-cream flavor of them all?… Matcha green tea! (Ice Cream Jokes)