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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about the Nutcracker.
  2. What kind of tea should you drink when watching the Nutcracker?… Chai-kovsksy. (Tea Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  3. Why did the ballet instructor make her students practice The Nutcracker so often?… To keep them on their toes. (Dance Jokes)
  4. What do you call sheep who perform The Nutcracker?… Baaaah-lerinas. (Sheep Jokes)
  5. What is the most painful Russian dance?… Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker. (Dance Jokes)
  6. Well, I guess we are going to see “The Nutcracker” this Christmas!… My in-laws, not the play. (Marriage Jokes)
  7. The 8th grade class was going to see the Nutcracker at Wang Center and they asked each individual kid if he or she wanted to go… One girl declined, saying, “I could see my squirrel do it.” (Dance Jokes & Squirrel Jokes)
  8. What did the nutcracker say to the chestnut?… “You’re busted.”
  9. What show does a squirrel see on Christmas Day?… The Nutcracker. (Dance Jokes & Squirrel Jokes)
  10. What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of cashews?… A nutcracker. (Santa Jokes)
  11. How do you find a Nutcracker?… Act like a walnut!
  12. What are the biggest Nutcrackers?… Elephants! (Elephant Jokes)
  13. What did dad say about the nut cracker he got for Christmas?… “This nutcracker’s suite!”
  14. What do you call an automatic Nutcracker?… A squirrel. (Dance Jokes & Squirrel Jokes)
  15. What did the pecan say to the Nutcracker?… Nothing… pecans can’t talk!
  16. Where can you find vintage Nutcrackers?… The internut. (Computer Jokes)
  17. Why did the walnut cross the road?… To get away from the Nutcracker.
  18. What nut can’t you open with a Nutcracker?… A donut. (Donut Jokes)
  19. Why can’t dogs perform The Nutcracker?… They have two left feet…(Dog Jokes)
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good nutcracker knock-knock joke?
  21. What ballet are men afraid of?… The Nutcracker. (Dance Jokes & Squirrel Jokes)
  22. What’s a squirrel’s favorite Christmas tradition?… The Nutcracker. (Dance Jokes & Squirrel Jokes)
  23. What’s a nutcracker’s favorite food?… Crackers. They’re nuts for them. (Dance Jokes)
  24. Why did the nutcracker cross the road?… To get his nuts.
  25. Which ballet is the most uncomfortable for guys to have to sit through?… The Nutcracker.
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good nutcracker knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  27. What is the worst Christmas present for men?… A nutcracker.
  28. What do you call a lobster with a nutcracker?… A castration crustacean. (Lobster Jokes)
  29. Why did the husband buy his wife a nutcracker for Christmas?… He figured after all these years breaking his balls manually she deserves it. (Marriage Jokes)
  30. What happens when you kick your cousin in the groin at Christmas?… From then onwards, they will call you, “Nutcracker.”
  31. There was a man who became the karate champion on Christmas Day… So he decided to go by the name, “The Nutcracker.” (Karate Jokes)
  32. Why does your mom guard the house?… Because she is a nutcracker.
  33. What do you call a nutcracker whose pants keep falling down?… A buttcracker.
  34. Many years ago, I picked up some walnuts and a nutcracker at Walmart… But enough about where I met my wife. (Marriage Jokes)
  35. I went to the nutcracker today… Now I can’t have children. (Baby Jokes)
  36. Well, I guess we are going to see “The Nutcracker” on Saturday!… My mother-in-law, not the play! (Marriage Jokes)